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Staredit Network -> Miscellaneous -> Corrupt the Wish above you
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-10-31 at 21:25:54
Granted but you are burnt cause it's too hot

i wish i had a Jeep Wrangler
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-10-31 at 21:26:37
GRANTED, but the jeeps mangle you.

I wish I was japanese.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-10-31 at 21:27:35
granted but you get bombed by america

i wish this topic was in a minral gaining forum
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-10-31 at 21:28:26
GRANTED, but you get hit by a truck.

I wish I drove a truck.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-10-31 at 21:29:28
Granted but you get stuck cause the world runs out of desiel fuel

i wish i was 21 forever
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-10-31 at 21:29:48
Granted but you get thrown in jail for life

I wish I had a gun
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-10-31 at 21:29:54
GRANTED, but being you you kill yourself

I wish I was a wookiee.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-10-31 at 21:30:55
GRANTED but you are killed in the clone wars

i wish i was famous
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-10-31 at 21:31:22
Granted but the paparatzi kills you
I wish I didnt eat that ham
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-10-31 at 21:31:49
granted, but you ate that chicken and died from choking on it

i wish i made the best map ever in sc
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-10-31 at 21:32:13
GRANTED but then it gets hacked and fades away

i wish i had a girl friend
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-10-31 at 21:32:27
GRANTED, but you die of a heart attack.

I wish Opera died.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-10-31 at 21:33:44
Opera dies, but Opera (moments before it dies) becomess the only web browser that can view SEN!


I wish that I had a warm cookie warmed to 95 degrees Fahrenhiet made out of only flour, eggs, sugar, chocolate chips, walnuts and yeast that tastes good that I could eat without any form of mental or physical harm to befall me after, before, and while I eat it.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-10-31 at 21:33:46
GRANTED but then you get banned for spaming the same thing biggrin.gif
i wish i was faster
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-10-31 at 21:35:07
granted, but you are still slower than the average man

i wish i had unlimited money
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-10-31 at 21:36:15
GRANTED but then the curencey is changed and you have unlimited expired money

i wish i had 99999999999999999999999999999999999999.... wishs
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-10-31 at 21:36:53
GRANTED, but you get eaten by a whale.

I wish I was mobey.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-10-31 at 21:37:41
GRANTED but you get owned

i wish i was a cheeta
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Minority on 2005-10-31 at 21:44:28
Granted, but you get shot by a hunter.

I wish I had 1,500+ valubale postings in mineral forums.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Valug on 2005-10-31 at 21:45:26
[sub]Granted, but you quickly choke on a dinner roll afterwards.

I wish DT would leave me alone.[/sub]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-10-31 at 21:46:38
Granted but then i start to bother you

i wish i was a sexy girl...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Valug on 2005-10-31 at 21:49:06
[sub]Granted, but all of the other girls in the world wish to be sexier then you, making you ugly.

I wish I could have my minerals back.[/sub]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-10-31 at 21:52:17
Granted but you give them to charity

i wish i was a king
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Valug on 2005-10-31 at 21:56:38
[sub]Granted, but you end up being the 'Burger King King' and scare little kids. Then when they grow up they track you down and shoot you.

I wish for a stripper.[/sub]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-10-31 at 21:58:17
GRANTED but it's a male stripper

i wish there was good porn on the web...
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