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[sub]Found this game on another fourm. We had fun with it, why not bring it here.

All you do is make a wish, and the next person will corrupt it, then wishes for something.


Example:

Valug: I wish for a million dollars (US)

Next person:

GRANTED!

But the US Stock market crashes making the bills useless.


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Ok then, Ill start.

I wish a Starcraft Two would be released.[/sub]

GRANTED, but starcraft 2 turns out to be Uberscuakge.

I wish I was a sniping yoshi.

GRANTED, But you can't snipe. (I got more than triple kill with one sniper shot more than more than a couple times)


I wish Tazzy will take over SEN.

GRANTED, but tazzy turns into a MADD and converts the site into a realm of goodness.
I wish I was a brick of cheese.

DENI- i mean GRANTED, but rats from all over the world come to your house and eat you up

i wish that us humans will not cause our own destruction

GRANTED but 4 words: Planet of the Apes.

i wish i was kim possible

[sub]Granted, but you quickly die for no reason. (Who the **** is Kim Possible?)

I wish this Hitler Fad would end.[/sub]

you've never seen kim possible? how were u raised with out kim possible?


Granted, but then the president bush fad starts up

i wish i had a bucket full of bacon

GRANTED, but you turn into a pig.

I wish I was ronald regan.

GRANTED but you only get to be what's remaining of him (his bones)

i wish i didnt have so much homework

Granted, but you make up for it in lashings.

I wish cows were sentient.

Granted, but they take over the world

i wish i didnt have to study to be smart

Granted, but you aren't smart anyway.

I wish I ruled the southeastern hemisphere.

Granted, but that whole hemisphere gets flooded by icecaps melting

i wish that there are aliens in space

Granted, but they're the Zerg.

I wish planet of the apes actually happened.

Granted, but they come and destroy all life on Earth.

(I love this game!)

I wish that I had a warm cookie warmed to 95 degrees Fahrenhiet made out of only flour, eggs, sugar, chocolate chips, walnuts and yeast that tastes good that I could eat without any form of mental or physical harm to befall me after, before, and while I eat it.

EDIT: OMFG Syphon...

Granted but you later find out you are alergic to it

i wish i was one of the Mario bros.

GRANTED, but you lose your hat
I wish I did something.

Granted but you get sarcficed by some people

i wish my hair was curley

GRANTED, but you get teat rot.

I wish I had teats.

Granted but the goverment thinks you stole it

i wish i had 2000000000000000 minrals

GRANTED, but you give them to me.

I wish I could stop!