Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Kirbycode774 on 2005-11-14 at 00:53:27
You overract from swallowing it and nearly choke yourself to death (yay spongebob!)
A pair of dice.
A pair of dice.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-11-14 at 01:03:39
snake-eyes hits your eyes
oxygen
oxygen
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-11-14 at 01:05:24
you breathe in O instead of O2
paint
paint
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Kirbycode774 on 2005-11-14 at 01:09:49
(Wouldn't it be O3 instead of O?)
After painting, you drink the liquid you had next to the paint since it looks like water, and it tastes like wine.. aww crud its turpentine (>.<)
face
After painting, you drink the liquid you had next to the paint since it looks like water, and it tastes like wine.. aww crud its turpentine (>.<)
faceReport, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-11-14 at 01:15:55
Allergic to the color yellow?
Cute lil bunny
Cute lil bunny
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Eskimo Bob on 2005-11-14 at 01:17:16
Not so cute when its a WER-BUNNY ( it could bite u..hard)
A
smilie
A
smilieReport, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-14 at 01:24:22
[center]Aww, came too late to be the cute little bunny.
Alright, the smilie explodes randomly.
A... yogurt.[/center]
Alright, the smilie explodes randomly.
A... yogurt.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sie_Sayoka on 2005-11-14 at 01:24:28
The smile so big your face rips off
a pillow
a pillow
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-11-14 at 01:27:53
its so soft that your head sinks in it while the sides get bigger and suffocates you
knife (be creative
)
knife (be creative
)Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sie_Sayoka on 2005-11-14 at 01:29:20
GAHHH ok uh... You become like jim carey in liar liar and say its a spoon... your own hand writes knife on your face.
Turtle
Turtle
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-11-14 at 22:02:36
It turns out that the turtle is in the Turtle Commandos, so it dual wields an Uzi and an M-16 and shoots your head off.... or a thief breaks in and bashes you with it.
A loaf of delicious sourdough bread
A loaf of delicious sourdough bread
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PlushCarpet on 2005-11-14 at 23:03:41
Loaf of delicious sourdough bread is unable to digest in your stomach, clogging your colon making you die of fecal poisoning.
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2005-11-14 at 23:51:51
A very good singer whose notorious relationship with little boys brought his unpopularity.
George W. Bush
George W. Bush
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-15 at 15:06:32
Starts a nuclear war, killing everyone, including you.
A Potato.
A Potato.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-15 at 15:56:35
Potato + Rectum. The doctor accidently stabs you with the forceps when removeing it.
Suger free placibo.
Suger free placibo.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-11-15 at 16:06:32
You could choke on its non-sugarness!!!
A "help wanted" sign
A "help wanted" sign
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-15 at 16:29:21
Turns out to be made of metal. You trip and it *suprawr* decpitates you.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sie_Sayoka on 2005-11-16 at 04:53:39
um you didnt post an object....
uh...
your sig turns out to be a coded virus your computer explodes from overheating
a keyboard
uh...
your sig turns out to be a coded virus your computer explodes from overheating
a keyboard
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-16 at 05:31:19
[center]Aliens come to Earth and demand all keyboards be destroyed for no reason. You refuse, and are turned into an owl with the aliens transmographier(SP?) gun. Uhh... You die from not being able to catch any food while an owl.
An owl.[/center]
An owl.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-11-16 at 10:33:41
The owl coughs up and owl pellet into your morning eggs, and you die from owl pellet poisoning.
The "Windows" key off the keyboard.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-16 at 13:40:47
Someone could've put a tiny needle with deadly snake venom on it. Maybe a Mac user...
A diaper.
A diaper.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-11-16 at 16:42:38
M07h3r thinks your face is your butt.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PlushCarpet on 2005-11-16 at 23:14:03
You get tottaly confused of just what the hell Kow said in his post, driving you mad making you think your a lizard man and living in the desert eating scorpions.
The adhesive on the back of stickers
The adhesive on the back of stickers
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-11-16 at 23:17:25
They could have put too much on and glue your eyes shut.
A button that makes a "booop" sound when pressed.
A button that makes a "booop" sound when pressed.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tearshed on 2005-11-17 at 00:36:38
Your head explodes because you're super sensitive to sound.
A keyboard button.
A keyboard button.