How to play: Person above you says the name of an object. You try to think of a way that object could hurt them. then you say an object, son on and so forth. Ex.:
DaBigJimbohbobubala: A stick.
Sillywillybillyfofillymcdilly: It could poke your eye out, and annoy you like so:
A rose.
(:RP:)SnipeR(:RP:): roses have th0rns. a banana.
And on... And on....
Much more fun in real life, because you get to do that painful action to the victim until they say something else.
I'll start: A plastic toy horse.
[center]Horse + Ass.
A bomb.[/center]
A Bomb Could Own your house.
a Real Zergling.
It could make you say "I love you Sarge."
A tree.
DAMMIT STOP RESPONDING SO FAST
falls down and makes you look at it while a car speeds towards you
book
A Tree Could Fall on you. A Book Could Bore You to death.
AAn Ultralisk.
It could gore you to death. These are supposed to be things that are a little harder to think up a way to hurt someone with.
A computer.
Suddenly shows pr0n on your comp screen while your mom is next to you, making her disown u. On your first step out the door, an unkknown sniper takes a head shot at you.
pencil
Stabs your eye out.
Cocoa the sign language using ape.
goes berserk because it was getting the wrong signs from onlookers -|-
paper
Gives you a paper cut.
A delicious PIZZA!!!
You're a hemophilac and you get a paper cut.
A feather
You inhale the feather, choke, and die.
A pig
It falls on you with all 750 pounds of bacon.
A bean bag chair.
Someone get Doodan.
Don't mistake the little styrofoam balls in there for candy...
An ice sculpture of a swan.
It falls and shatters on your head.
Buzz Lightyear.
You get you blam caught in his helmet and die of embarassment.
A computer mouse (with no cord).
It's not connected to your computer, so you commit suicide because you can't get on SEN.
Mickey Mouse.
Forced into ear.
A wookiee.
Wookie loses at chess and begins ripping people's arms out of their sockets.
A glove.
You could eat it and choke!
A fluffy pillow.
A big mute Indian man could smother you with it.
A dinner roll (non poisonous)
It could be a dehydrated dinner roll and rehydrate on your saliva as you swallow it.
Yoshi-da-Sniper.
[center]He bans you from SEN and you kill yourself 'cause you all suck that much.
Uhh... a pinecone.[/center]
Try to eat one with peanut butter on it and die....
A Dust Particle