Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2005-12-20 at 18:18:50
Noob 1: "Why are you backstabbing me?"
BeeR_KeG: "So I can get good backstab reports for my site"
Nice quote from BeeR's site...Obviously noob...
Noob 2: "Just to let ya know I will keep ally on jsut incase you stop backstabbing me"
Wesmic: "Sorry, I have to backstab you, the voices tell me to..."
Another good quote...
BeeR_KeG: "So I can get good backstab reports for my site"
Nice quote from BeeR's site...Obviously noob...
Noob 2: "Just to let ya know I will keep ally on jsut incase you stop backstabbing me"
Wesmic: "Sorry, I have to backstab you, the voices tell me to..."
Another good quote...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-12-20 at 18:45:14
In a game of Sniperz lock:
noob1: aaaaa
noob1: *noob dies*why didnt the attack target thing show up??!!!
noob2: OMG I RIGHT CLIKED U! Y DIDNT MY GUY SHOOT?
noob3: LoL, you noobs, you can just unally instead of using attack *game ends in defeat*
In a game of Basketball:
redplayer-noob: *shoots ball while going to left basket* how come when i shoot it goes backwards?
noob1: NOOB! go 1on1 dodgeball
In a game of Observer dodge
:
noob1: go on easy!
noob2: *talks*
(if you talk in obs dodge, ur a noob, like me
)
noob1: aaaaa
noob1: *noob dies*why didnt the attack target thing show up??!!!
noob2: OMG I RIGHT CLIKED U! Y DIDNT MY GUY SHOOT?
noob3: LoL, you noobs, you can just unally instead of using attack *game ends in defeat*
In a game of Basketball:
redplayer-noob: *shoots ball while going to left basket* how come when i shoot it goes backwards?
noob1: NOOB! go 1on1 dodgeball
In a game of Observer dodge
:noob1: go on easy!
noob2: *talks*
(if you talk in obs dodge, ur a noob, like me
)Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oblivius on 2005-12-20 at 20:38:23
IN A RP......
Noob: Wow, you noob! Why did you lkie load that unit inot a shuttle thats invinced??
((SHuttle was my spell pack, and I invinced so it wont get killed
))
Noob: Wow, you noob! Why did you lkie load that unit inot a shuttle thats invinced??
((SHuttle was my spell pack, and I invinced so it wont get killed
))Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-12-20 at 22:45:56
[center]This happens too often.
nuclearrabbit: Red sucks.
nuclearrabbit: Red, stop sucking.
nuclearrabbit: Red, damnit, move your
ing marines!
nuclearrabbit: ...
nuclearrabbit: WTF!?
nuclearrabbit: I'M RED!
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nuclearrabbit: Red sucks.
nuclearrabbit: Red, stop sucking.
nuclearrabbit: Red, damnit, move your
ing marines!nuclearrabbit: ...
nuclearrabbit: WTF!?
nuclearrabbit: I'M RED!
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-12-21 at 00:57:29
During in the beginning of the game:
Newbie: power overwhelming
Newbie: power overwhelming
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-12-21 at 01:21:55
"wanna go BS some n00bs? hey wtf stoop bsig me!"
"u nurd go get a life. *later* HA! ALL-TIME LONGEST PLAYING STREAK! i haf 2 send this 2 my online gf!"
"wuts the point of a defense map?"
"how do i repair my hatchery?"
"OMG! help me the comp is rushing!"
"3v3 newbs only!"
And you can't forget: "3v3 Nr 15 no noobs!"
Yeah... This makes me want to get on Battle.net.
"u nurd go get a life. *later* HA! ALL-TIME LONGEST PLAYING STREAK! i haf 2 send this 2 my online gf!"
"wuts the point of a defense map?"
"how do i repair my hatchery?"
"OMG! help me the comp is rushing!"
"3v3 newbs only!"
And you can't forget: "3v3 Nr 15 no noobs!"
Yeah... This makes me want to get on Battle.net.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Red2Blue on 2005-12-21 at 06:09:10
QUOTE
Lol I could think of a million stupid things ive seen or done on d2
Unfortunately I have to play open because all my closed stuff died and I didn't feel like starting ALL over with a bliz meph mfer. -_- My poor ww sin.. *Cries*
More noob "open legit" d2 Stuff:
-"The more skill points you put into holy shock the more damage the holy shock in dream does" (a noob who's holy shock killed my whole character while wearing is main aura, which was salvation).
-"My zon has 5k life... I put most of my points into vita so I can make a vita zon, I have 40x3/20/20's" (too friggin bad your armor takes 252 strength to wear and your jav takes 173 and they both are damage items, not vita items).
-"My pali has max res, he can't die from your spells you sorc noob, come back and duel me when you make a better legit." (I used the perfect cold sorc build from a research on a forum that easily pwns legits in closed and is the best possible build legitly without glitches, no way your pali, who DOESN'T have salv, can hold up to a 15k bliz with -390 cold res, not to mention how your smite kills me in one hit)...
-"This is a glitched item, its legit because it dropped on closed *shows me a white ring from patch 1.09*" (um... not all items on closed are legit, nor do they drop... they are created using hex editors and duplicated on b.net, and thats from patch 1.09, we are living in 1.11 you know... If you think thats legit, lemmie get my ith sword... and my hex charms).
Okay enough steam blown... back to sc.
-"I think money maps are the best maps, nobody can beat me on a money map."
-Hosts a no noobs map, bans everyone who dls. (does not having the map really determine someone's skill?)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RJ_Fighter on 2005-12-21 at 06:28:39
QUOTE(Red2Blue)
-Hosts a no noobs map, bans everyone who dls. (does not having the map really determine someone's skill?)
Allow me to edit that..
QUOTE(Red2Blue)
-Hosts a no noobs map, bans everyone who dls...yet he made the map and hasn't publicised it, therefore everyone will dl.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Red2Blue on 2005-12-21 at 07:05:09
gj. I was gonna say that, but I didn't want to be mean to those kinds of noobs...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RJ_Fighter on 2005-12-21 at 07:15:09
I wish I could say to them "What? Do you think everyone will magically have your map that you didn't release yet?"
lol
lol
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Red2Blue on 2005-12-21 at 07:22:44
You are mean!
Noob powah!
(a noob in a new sunken defense game) "How do I make a sunken?"
Noob powah!
(a noob in a new sunken defense game) "How do I make a sunken?"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dragon-slayer on 2005-12-21 at 09:47:38
I was teaching a noob how to pay starcraft. I asked him what race he was (terran, zerg, prottos.) He called me a racist!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by glytchur on 2005-12-21 at 10:57:53
"How do i get hacks?"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2005-12-21 at 12:04:03
"how do I cloak my ling?"
"how do I float my drone?"
"how do I mine away from minerals?"
"how do I walk through units?"
etc
"how do I float my drone?"
"how do I mine away from minerals?"
"how do I walk through units?"
etc
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-12-21 at 12:06:35
QUOTE(Golden-Moose @ Dec 20 2005, 05:17 PM)
Do you guys seriously think any of this is funny? I laugh more picking out socks.
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Yeah this stuff isnt really funny its more stupid...[Sarcasm]but you gotta admit picking out socks can be funny at times
[/Sarcasm]QUOTE(Red2Blue @ Dec 21 2005, 06:09 AM)
Unfortunately I have to play open because all my closed stuff died and I didn't feel like starting ALL over with a bliz meph mfer. -_- My poor ww sin.. *Cries*
More noob "open legit" d2 Stuff:
-"The more skill points you put into holy shock the more damage the holy shock in dream does" (a noob who's holy shock killed my whole character while wearing is main aura, which was salvation).
-"My zon has 5k life... I put most of my points into vita so I can make a vita zon, I have 40x3/20/20's" (too friggin bad your armor takes 252 strength to wear and your jav takes 173 and they both are damage items, not vita items).
-"My pali has max res, he can't die from your spells you sorc noob, come back and duel me when you make a better legit." (I used the perfect cold sorc build from a research on a forum that easily pwns legits in closed and is the best possible build legitly without glitches, no way your pali, who DOESN'T have salv, can hold up to a 15k bliz with -390 cold res, not to mention how your smite kills me in one hit)...
-"This is a glitched item, its legit because it dropped on closed *shows me a white ring from patch 1.09*" (um... not all items on closed are legit, nor do they drop... they are created using hex editors and duplicated on b.net, and thats from patch 1.09, we are living in 1.11 you know... If you think thats legit, lemmie get my ith sword... and my hex charms).
Okay enough steam blown... back to sc.
-"I think money maps are the best maps, nobody can beat me on a money map."
-Hosts a no noobs map, bans everyone who dls. (does not having the map really determine someone's skill?)
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More noob "open legit" d2 Stuff:
-"The more skill points you put into holy shock the more damage the holy shock in dream does" (a noob who's holy shock killed my whole character while wearing is main aura, which was salvation).
-"My zon has 5k life... I put most of my points into vita so I can make a vita zon, I have 40x3/20/20's" (too friggin bad your armor takes 252 strength to wear and your jav takes 173 and they both are damage items, not vita items).
-"My pali has max res, he can't die from your spells you sorc noob, come back and duel me when you make a better legit." (I used the perfect cold sorc build from a research on a forum that easily pwns legits in closed and is the best possible build legitly without glitches, no way your pali, who DOESN'T have salv, can hold up to a 15k bliz with -390 cold res, not to mention how your smite kills me in one hit)...
-"This is a glitched item, its legit because it dropped on closed *shows me a white ring from patch 1.09*" (um... not all items on closed are legit, nor do they drop... they are created using hex editors and duplicated on b.net, and thats from patch 1.09, we are living in 1.11 you know... If you think thats legit, lemmie get my ith sword... and my hex charms).
Okay enough steam blown... back to sc.
-"I think money maps are the best maps, nobody can beat me on a money map."
-Hosts a no noobs map, bans everyone who dls. (does not having the map really determine someone's skill?)
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That sucks I lost a fireball sorc a couple months back due to maphack and I havent played since
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dr.Shotgun on 2005-12-21 at 14:06:37
"Hi, my name's <insertyournamehere>"
Kidding.
Kidding.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PodFedJay on 2005-12-21 at 14:20:00
In game list , "GOODRPG DSLONLY" when the host has dialup and bans everyone for having a "slow dl and dialup"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-12-21 at 23:14:35
In a bound, everyone dies on the first level except you. You beat it, and the following levels. Then you make a small timing error, and someone says "HAHA UNOOB TEAL" (or whatever color you may be).
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2005-12-21 at 23:15:33
QUOTE(Mp)Cloud @ Dec 19 2005, 07:06 PM)
1. How do i lift my nexus?
2. why cant my drone atk ur battlecruiser?
3. Yo red can u send a scv to heal my goon?
4. Why isnt my medic healing your archon?
5. Ahem....(this ones my fav lol) "nr20"
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2. why cant my drone atk ur battlecruiser?
3. Yo red can u send a scv to heal my goon?
4. Why isnt my medic healing your archon?
5. Ahem....(this ones my fav lol) "nr20"
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Posting those is probably the stupidest thing a noob could do.
*coughburncough*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tearshed on 2005-12-23 at 00:01:05
No-one said this is speciically sc so...
The ultimate nubbie phrase:
HOW I MINE FOR FISH?
The ultimate nubbie phrase:
HOW I MINE FOR FISH?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-12-23 at 00:14:12
WITH THE PROBE DUH!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2005-12-23 at 03:06:42
"You're lucky I wasn't trying"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-12-23 at 03:10:34
"Dude, don't make fun of my record, this isn't my main account."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by NerdyTerdy on 2005-12-23 at 03:29:03
WTF ARE THESE BLUE THINGS IN MY BASE?
Edit: Damn you Diggidoyo, I just went back and read some...
How bout this, "Why can't I build? (they're protoss and they don't have any pylons)
Or... WTF RUSHING IS FOR NOOBS, YOU'RE A bush BECAUSE YOU RUSH (a guy actually said this to me before).
Edit: Damn you Diggidoyo, I just went back and read some...
How bout this, "Why can't I build? (they're protoss and they don't have any pylons)
Or... WTF RUSHING IS FOR NOOBS, YOU'RE A bush BECAUSE YOU RUSH (a guy actually said this to me before).
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lisk on 2005-12-23 at 10:09:35
"everyone set latency to high!"
"set it now, you noobs!"
"do it as I do!"
"NOOOBS!"
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"set it now, you noobs!"
"do it as I do!"
"NOOOBS!"
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