Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloud on 2005-12-19 at 22:06:26
1. How do i lift my nexus?
2. why cant my drone atk ur battlecruiser?
3. Yo red can u send a scv to heal my goon?
4. Why isnt my medic healing your archon?
5. Ahem....(this ones my fav lol) "nr20"
2. why cant my drone atk ur battlecruiser?
3. Yo red can u send a scv to heal my goon?
4. Why isnt my medic healing your archon?
5. Ahem....(this ones my fav lol) "nr20"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Arbitrary on 2005-12-19 at 22:09:10
There's a dividing line between "funny" and "stupid". See, it would be funny if you dropped tanks in their base or something and they sent valkyries to attack them. Those are just cliché things from people who don't read the manual or don't learn the units.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2005-12-19 at 22:17:40
QUOTE(Mp)Cloud @ Dec 19 2005, 10:06 PM)
1. How do i lift my nexus?
2. why cant my drone atk ur battlecruiser?
3. Yo red can u send a scv to heal my goon?
4. Why isnt my medic healing your archon?
5. Ahem....(this ones my fav lol) "nr20"
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2. why cant my drone atk ur battlecruiser?
3. Yo red can u send a scv to heal my goon?
4. Why isnt my medic healing your archon?
5. Ahem....(this ones my fav lol) "nr20"
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QUOTE(Arbitrary @ Dec 19 2005, 10:09 PM)
There's a dividing line between "funny" and "stupid". See, it would be funny if you dropped tanks in their base or something and they sent valkyries to attack them. Those are just cliché things from people who don't read the manual or don't learn the units.
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SILLY! He said funnyest, not funniest. Funnyest is Cloud talk for "dumbest and not funny at all".
I hope that cleared thigns up.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-19 at 22:18:12
1. OMFG i love this map! (while he downloads....)
2. hey guys i need help
thanx!!11 
3. WTF i hate n00bs who hack
4. rushing is gay, if u rush ur a noob
5. HELP!!! hes zlot rushing!
2. hey guys i need help
thanx!!11 3. WTF i hate n00bs who hack
4. rushing is gay, if u rush ur a noob
5. HELP!!! hes zlot rushing!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-12-19 at 22:22:21
QUOTE(Mp)Cloud @ Dec 19 2005, 10:06 PM)
1. How do i lift my nexus?
2. why cant my drone atk ur battlecruiser?
3. Yo red can u send a scv to heal my goon?
4. Why isnt my medic healing your archon?
5. Ahem....(this ones my fav lol) "nr20"
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2. why cant my drone atk ur battlecruiser?
3. Yo red can u send a scv to heal my goon?
4. Why isnt my medic healing your archon?
5. Ahem....(this ones my fav lol) "nr20"
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[sub]Edit-(Take note I'm just joking.)[/sub]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by justin_grant on 2005-12-19 at 22:28:09
Oh... ummm... god these jokes are hard to come up with. Im writing what i'm thinking by the way 
. Ok... ummm...
"My scv isn't fixing my command ship... I have to reinstall starcraft"
"How come when I burrow my zerglings they turn into a black dot?"
"What is the best site to talk to people who play starcraft... I want to PWN them with my 1 winning streak! I only lost 90 times!"
. Ok... ummm..."My scv isn't fixing my command ship... I have to reinstall starcraft"
"How come when I burrow my zerglings they turn into a black dot?"
"What is the best site to talk to people who play starcraft... I want to PWN them with my 1 winning streak! I only lost 90 times!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Stalingrad on 2005-12-19 at 22:28:18
1. OMFG i love this map! (while he downloads....)
Not really, people do delete maps constantly, or dumbarsses just save over the original copy. There are like 8 different Original SoG's all of them are exactly the same, if you start to dl people will ban you.
Not really, people do delete maps constantly, or dumbarsses just save over the original copy. There are like 8 different Original SoG's all of them are exactly the same, if you start to dl people will ban you.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-19 at 22:42:30
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Not really, people do delete maps constantly, or dumbarsses just save over the original copy. There are like 8 different Original SoG's all of them are exactly the same, if you start to dl people will ban you.
true, but it happens when i make a defence and put "No noobs!" on the name
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sie_Sayoka on 2005-12-19 at 22:42:50
"your attacking me with invisible weapons!"(dts)
"you hack! how do you have so much money!!"(he has 4 drones)
"your mom"
"you hack! how do you have so much money!!"(he has 4 drones)
"your mom"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KaboomHahahein on 2005-12-19 at 22:46:22
Ok, ally end now please.
Please ally end!
I don't want to ruin my record 54-0! (I'm so used to 7v1 comp stomping to get my rec)
Ally end or I will tell blizzard you are backstabbing me!
Omg I hate you so much, I hope you die
Please ally end!
I don't want to ruin my record 54-0! (I'm so used to 7v1 comp stomping to get my rec)
Ally end or I will tell blizzard you are backstabbing me!
Omg I hate you so much, I hope you die
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2005-12-19 at 23:27:35
"WHAT TEH FARK!!! WHAT ARE THESE BIG BLUE CRYSTALS IN MY BASE??? HELP!!!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-12-19 at 23:43:44
I'm not that color! I'm light green!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shapechanger on 2005-12-20 at 00:33:24
Actual quote from an actual game:
"why cant my marines attack" (He had sent two dozen marines at burrowed lurkers with no science vessel)
"why cant my marines attack" (He had sent two dozen marines at burrowed lurkers with no science vessel)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-12-20 at 00:36:02
How do you take screen shots in game?
Where do you download the Staredit editor?
why are there so many people here im suppost to be alone (When in game)
Where do you download the Staredit editor?
why are there so many people here im suppost to be alone (When in game)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sie_Sayoka on 2005-12-20 at 00:53:50
heres a good one...
"what is SEN?" >.>
"what is SEN?" >.>
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-12-20 at 00:54:32
Who is blizzard?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-12-20 at 00:57:48
QUOTE(Mp)Cloud @ Dec 19 2005, 09:06 PM)
1. How do i lift my nexus?
2. why cant my drone atk ur battlecruiser?
3. Yo red can u send a scv to heal my goon?
4. Why isnt my medic healing your archon?
5. Ahem....(this ones my fav lol) "nr20"
[right][snapback]383711[/snapback][/right]
2. why cant my drone atk ur battlecruiser?
3. Yo red can u send a scv to heal my goon?
4. Why isnt my medic healing your archon?
5. Ahem....(this ones my fav lol) "nr20"
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Don't forget..
6. Wheires deh speeil cheeik?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2005-12-20 at 10:54:26
My personal favs:
1.Noob
2.Omg your dling this map! *ban* (its a new version or the dler has only got the original)
3.Map hacker! How did you know i was right there? (You sent a scout looking for him)
4.How do i take a screenshot?
5.Where can i find the sexy pix maps?
6.Game name: Rp NO NOOBS! (You enter but dont have this but but you do have exp and he bans you)
7.People that spam over n over when the start counter is about to hit 0
8.People that use the set lantecy feature over n over
9.People that say they are pro and only play 7v1 comp
10."I'm so pro at this game i got it like 3 years ago..." (10 secs later) 'What button is it that i take a screenshot with? i forgot...'
1.Noob
2.Omg your dling this map! *ban* (its a new version or the dler has only got the original)
3.Map hacker! How did you know i was right there? (You sent a scout looking for him)
4.How do i take a screenshot?
5.Where can i find the sexy pix maps?
6.Game name: Rp NO NOOBS! (You enter but dont have this but but you do have exp and he bans you)
7.People that spam over n over when the start counter is about to hit 0
8.People that use the set lantecy feature over n over
9.People that say they are pro and only play 7v1 comp
10."I'm so pro at this game i got it like 3 years ago..." (10 secs later) 'What button is it that i take a screenshot with? i forgot...'
Report, edit, etc...Posted by www.com.au on 2005-12-20 at 11:25:36
QUOTE
SILLY! He said funnyest, not funniest. Funnyest is Cloud talk for "dumbest and not funny at all".
I hope that cleared thigns up.
I hope that cleared thigns up.
owch..
[quote]5.Where can i find the sexy pix maps?[\quote]
Dont laugh. i have all 100 of them
I once ran a marathon of all 100 in a row. you wouldnt beleive it, the custom channel went full and every game filed upin like half a second.. sheesh.People that Say they've owned 7 comps, and think they're good for it, but its set to ffa? then you loose when its set to melee against 7 comps and you lose.. nd they diss you.
or they say theyve beat 7 comps in melee, then 2 of you cant beat 6 comps. or 5.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Red2Blue on 2005-12-20 at 11:30:07
1. Omg why did you use map hack? You hacker! (used scanner sweep)
2. Omfg you noob! Omg How did you make that mistake!!? (yet 2 minutes later he makes the same mistake).
3. Im way better then you, please you suck. (yet 5 minutes later you pwn him bad and beat him). (at the end of the game) Oh I wasn't even trying cause you were so easy, I gave up a while ago.
4. (during a micro game) wtf noob! hurry up and blind that tank so I can lock it down with my ghost (even though he placed his injured ultralisk next to the medic like an idiot wasting all the medic's energy).
5. (during a bound) they run rampantly and randomly wasting all the lives and killing many friendly zlings during it.
6. Unallies you and kills all your units. (in a game where victory doesn't matter, UMS)
Other misc noob stuff:
- Uses dmatrix on a marine while his bc is getting owned by two wraiths.
- runs away when he is winning a battle
- never expands
- builds a thick perimiter of turrets or cannons
- uses plague on his own units
- uses swarm over his hydras while a group of firebats close in
- uses irradiate on a tank
- consumes an ultralisk (doh!)
- burrows his units under a visible detector
- builds all of one type of unit and continously attacks randomly without thinking
- thinks that carriers are the best unit and that they should mass 24 of them
- mindcontrols a critter (um... okay... what the heck)
- uses parisite on his own units
Omg I just had to add this D2 (open) part:
1. My zon is the best thats why, im not hacking, she has 7.8k life and 200% sorb thats legit. (noob... -_-)
2. Omfg you noob! Omg How did you make that mistake!!? (yet 2 minutes later he makes the same mistake).
3. Im way better then you, please you suck. (yet 5 minutes later you pwn him bad and beat him). (at the end of the game) Oh I wasn't even trying cause you were so easy, I gave up a while ago.
4. (during a micro game) wtf noob! hurry up and blind that tank so I can lock it down with my ghost (even though he placed his injured ultralisk next to the medic like an idiot wasting all the medic's energy).
5. (during a bound) they run rampantly and randomly wasting all the lives and killing many friendly zlings during it.
6. Unallies you and kills all your units. (in a game where victory doesn't matter, UMS)
Other misc noob stuff:
- Uses dmatrix on a marine while his bc is getting owned by two wraiths.
- runs away when he is winning a battle
- never expands
- builds a thick perimiter of turrets or cannons
- uses plague on his own units
- uses swarm over his hydras while a group of firebats close in
- uses irradiate on a tank
- consumes an ultralisk (doh!)
- burrows his units under a visible detector
- builds all of one type of unit and continously attacks randomly without thinking
- thinks that carriers are the best unit and that they should mass 24 of them
- mindcontrols a critter (um... okay... what the heck)
- uses parisite on his own units
Omg I just had to add this D2 (open) part:
1. My zon is the best thats why, im not hacking, she has 7.8k life and 200% sorb thats legit. (noob... -_-)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-12-20 at 11:46:20
QUOTE(Red2Blue @ Dec 20 2005, 11:30 AM)
Omg I just had to add this D2 (open) part:
1. My zon is the best thats why, im not hacking, she has 7.8k life and 200% sorb thats legit. (noob... -_-)
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1. My zon is the best thats why, im not hacking, she has 7.8k life and 200% sorb thats legit. (noob... -_-)
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Lol I could think of a million stupid things ive seen or done on d2
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TheDaddy0420 on 2005-12-20 at 14:50:46
A newb after being bsed in a 5v1 comp stomp and later messaging.
"OMFG YOU FUDGIN JERK YUO MADE MAH COMP FREEZE YOU FRICKIN GOD I HATE YOU!!!!"
"OMFG YOU FUDGIN JERK YUO MADE MAH COMP FREEZE YOU FRICKIN GOD I HATE YOU!!!!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-12-20 at 15:02:47
Funnyist
GG
GG
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2005-12-20 at 17:17:13
Do you guys seriously think any of this is funny? I laugh more picking out socks.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Stalingrad on 2005-12-20 at 18:06:42
You pick out socks for fun? 