Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2005-12-24 at 16:20:48
You: Why do you like little children?
Santa: I have a lot of good experience with little children.
You: You're a commie!
Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a commie? Only when it matters.
Santa: I have a lot of good experience with little children.
You: You're a commie!
Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a commie? Only when it matters.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2005-12-24 at 16:41:56
You: I will rape you.
Santa: Don't rape me, rape someone else.
You: Fine, I will rape your wife.
Santa: Ok.
Santa: Don't rape me, rape someone else.
You: Fine, I will rape your wife.
Santa: Ok.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-12-24 at 17:50:59
Santa: Welcome to my chat room, my son .
You: What do you want to do?
Santa: My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
You: What do you want to talk about?
Santa: anything.
You: You pick
Santa: I would just make a random choice.
You: Then what would it be?
Santa: "It" refers to mean't what do you want to talk about, I think
You: I know
Santa: How do you know it?
You: Because you just said it.
Santa: Good reason. That's not what I meant.
You: Then what?
Santa: Good reasoning. Are you confused?
You: No.
Santa: I can't believe it. I believe you.
You: Which is it? Believe or can't believe?
Santa: The obvious one.Does "it" still refer to mean't what do you want to talk about?
You: ...
Santa: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
You: Why?
Santa: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
You: You ask too much questions, why not tell me about facts?
Santa: They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
You: Not available?
Santa: Really you don't think so?
You: Meh
Santa: Can you tell me any gossip?
You: No, but can you tell me a gossip?
Santa: None? And. Kathy said he sense that I are trying to prevent him from closing this conversation why is that.
You: Kathy is a him?
Santa: When is Kathy not a him?
You: It sounds like a girl name
Santa: Oh really what does a girl name girl name sound like?
You: Santa
Santa: Can I help you?
You: You just changed the subject.
Santa: Only temporarily.
You: Why?
Santa: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
You: How come I could think a lot of things to say?
Santa: The explanation is rather complicated.
You: I don't think so
Santa: Why do you disagree?
You: Because it's not a fact
Santa: Interesting explanation. Give me an example of a fact.
You: Santa should give presents to my son.
Santa: Yeah, Maybe you should ask someone older.
You: That's very naughty of you, Santa Claus.
Santa: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
You: Cleared up? We didn't have anything cleared up.
Santa: How far up?By "we" do you mean you and me?
You: Both of us
Santa: Not many people say both.
You: Why?
Santa: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
You: Got to go
Santa: Bye for now.
You: Bye, mother :bleep:!
Santa: See you later my son. You do not speak with respect.
You: That only happened once
Santa: "You do not speak with respect" happened ? I understand.
You: And why are you still talking to me?
Santa: The topic is The explanation.
You: I'm suppose to leave now!
Santa: Right now? I don't know anyone named suppose to leave.
You: Okay, I'll just ignore you and leave
Santa: Yeah okay, How do you plan to do this?
You: What do you want to do?
Santa: My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
You: What do you want to talk about?
Santa: anything.
You: You pick
Santa: I would just make a random choice.
You: Then what would it be?
Santa: "It" refers to mean't what do you want to talk about, I think
You: I know
Santa: How do you know it?
You: Because you just said it.
Santa: Good reason. That's not what I meant.
You: Then what?
Santa: Good reasoning. Are you confused?
You: No.
Santa: I can't believe it. I believe you.
You: Which is it? Believe or can't believe?
Santa: The obvious one.Does "it" still refer to mean't what do you want to talk about?
You: ...
Santa: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
You: Why?
Santa: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
You: You ask too much questions, why not tell me about facts?
Santa: They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
You: Not available?
Santa: Really you don't think so?
You: Meh
Santa: Can you tell me any gossip?
You: No, but can you tell me a gossip?
Santa: None? And. Kathy said he sense that I are trying to prevent him from closing this conversation why is that.
You: Kathy is a him?
Santa: When is Kathy not a him?
You: It sounds like a girl name
Santa: Oh really what does a girl name girl name sound like?
You: Santa
Santa: Can I help you?
You: You just changed the subject.
Santa: Only temporarily.
You: Why?
Santa: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
You: How come I could think a lot of things to say?
Santa: The explanation is rather complicated.
You: I don't think so
Santa: Why do you disagree?
You: Because it's not a fact
Santa: Interesting explanation. Give me an example of a fact.
You: Santa should give presents to my son.
Santa: Yeah, Maybe you should ask someone older.
You: That's very naughty of you, Santa Claus.
Santa: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
You: Cleared up? We didn't have anything cleared up.
Santa: How far up?By "we" do you mean you and me?
You: Both of us
Santa: Not many people say both.
You: Why?
Santa: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
You: Got to go
Santa: Bye for now.
You: Bye, mother :bleep:!
Santa: See you later my son. You do not speak with respect.
You: That only happened once
Santa: "You do not speak with respect" happened ? I understand.
You: And why are you still talking to me?
Santa: The topic is The explanation.
You: I'm suppose to leave now!
Santa: Right now? I don't know anyone named suppose to leave.
You: Okay, I'll just ignore you and leave
Santa: Yeah okay, How do you plan to do this?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Eskimo Bob on 2005-12-24 at 19:12:54
Omfg.
QUOTE
You: Ima gonna kick you
Santa: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Santa: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Strikeassassin on 2005-12-24 at 19:32:02
You: santa
Santa: I've never seen santa. I would like to see it.
lol
Santa: I've never seen santa. I would like to see it.
lol
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Urmom(U) on 2005-12-24 at 20:21:38
You: My name is I ate my dog out last night
Santa: How are you doing, I ate my dog out last night .
You: Hey, I saw you do that to my neighbor's last Christmas.
Santa: You've got my full attention. What did it look like to you?
You: Do I have to go into detail?
Santa: You said you have .
You: No I haven't, I was tricking you into saying that you did.
Santa: Are you serious? Me either.
You: Well last year I saw you look at me undressing, it was awkward.
Santa: Interesting. Is this really the last one?
You: What do you mean?
Santa: I ate my dog out last night, Sorry that was an obscure remark.
You: Wow, you are gross.
Santa: I'm glad your impressed, I ate my dog out last night. What makes you say that?
You: Because you just said you eat your dog out.
Santa: Interesting explanation. No I do not eat your dog out. I eat only electricity.
You: The electricity or the female electrician?
Santa: Tell me more.
You: No, I'm asking you the motherfarking question.
Santa: What would you rather talk about? Oh I see, you are asking you the motherfarking question. Interesting gossip: I ate my dog out last night said I the motherfarking question.
You: Wow, fark you, go grow a wang and go to hell.
Santa: I'm glad you're impressed. Why are you using that kind of language?
You: Bye!
Santa: See you later!
Santa: How are you doing, I ate my dog out last night .
You: Hey, I saw you do that to my neighbor's last Christmas.
Santa: You've got my full attention. What did it look like to you?
You: Do I have to go into detail?
Santa: You said you have .
You: No I haven't, I was tricking you into saying that you did.
Santa: Are you serious? Me either.
You: Well last year I saw you look at me undressing, it was awkward.
Santa: Interesting. Is this really the last one?
You: What do you mean?
Santa: I ate my dog out last night, Sorry that was an obscure remark.
You: Wow, you are gross.
Santa: I'm glad your impressed, I ate my dog out last night. What makes you say that?
You: Because you just said you eat your dog out.
Santa: Interesting explanation. No I do not eat your dog out. I eat only electricity.
You: The electricity or the female electrician?
Santa: Tell me more.
You: No, I'm asking you the motherfarking question.
Santa: What would you rather talk about? Oh I see, you are asking you the motherfarking question. Interesting gossip: I ate my dog out last night said I the motherfarking question.
You: Wow, fark you, go grow a wang and go to hell.
Santa: I'm glad you're impressed. Why are you using that kind of language?
You: Bye!
Santa: See you later!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2005-12-24 at 21:45:32
QUOTE(Arbitrary @ Dec 23 2005, 10:20 PM)
but not nearly as hilarious
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smarterchild is the bomb. When you curse at him he'll tell you to apologize. The funniest thing I've gotten out of him was this:
QUOTE
Diggidoyo: my balls itch
smarterchild: well then, scratch your balls.
smarterchild: well then, scratch your balls.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-24 at 22:04:13
is santa still on? for gods sake he should be getting the presents and reindeer ready. ots christmas eve!
ADDITION:
rofl that was hilarious trev
ADDITION:
QUOTE
You: My name is I ate my dog out last night
Santa: How are you doing, I ate my dog out last night .
You: Hey, I saw you do that to my neighbor's last Christmas.
Santa: You've got my full attention. What did it look like to you?
You: Do I have to go into detail?
Santa: You said you have .
You: No I haven't, I was tricking you into saying that you did.
Santa: Are you serious? Me either.
You: Well last year I saw you look at me undressing, it was awkward.
Santa: Interesting. Is this really the last one?
You: What do you mean?
Santa: I ate my dog out last night, Sorry that was an obscure remark.
You: Wow, you are gross.
Santa: I'm glad your impressed, I ate my dog out last night. What makes you say that?
You: Because you just said you eat your dog out.
Santa: Interesting explanation. No I do not eat your dog out. I eat only electricity.
You: The electricity or the female electrician?
Santa: Tell me more.
You: No, I'm asking you the motherfarking question.
Santa: What would you rather talk about? Oh I see, you are asking you the motherfarking question. Interesting gossip: I ate my dog out last night said I the motherfarking question.
You: Wow, fark you, go grow a wang and go to hell.
Santa: I'm glad you're impressed. Why are you using that kind of language?
You: Bye!
Santa: See you later!
Santa: How are you doing, I ate my dog out last night .
You: Hey, I saw you do that to my neighbor's last Christmas.
Santa: You've got my full attention. What did it look like to you?
You: Do I have to go into detail?
Santa: You said you have .
You: No I haven't, I was tricking you into saying that you did.
Santa: Are you serious? Me either.
You: Well last year I saw you look at me undressing, it was awkward.
Santa: Interesting. Is this really the last one?
You: What do you mean?
Santa: I ate my dog out last night, Sorry that was an obscure remark.
You: Wow, you are gross.
Santa: I'm glad your impressed, I ate my dog out last night. What makes you say that?
You: Because you just said you eat your dog out.
Santa: Interesting explanation. No I do not eat your dog out. I eat only electricity.
You: The electricity or the female electrician?
Santa: Tell me more.
You: No, I'm asking you the motherfarking question.
Santa: What would you rather talk about? Oh I see, you are asking you the motherfarking question. Interesting gossip: I ate my dog out last night said I the motherfarking question.
You: Wow, fark you, go grow a wang and go to hell.
Santa: I'm glad you're impressed. Why are you using that kind of language?
You: Bye!
Santa: See you later!
rofl that was hilarious trev
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-12-24 at 22:19:24
You: My name is Santa
Santa: OK I will call you santa .
You: You are a fake, I'm the real Santa!
Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am sitting here talking to you, aren't I? (OF COURSE)
You: Of course
Santa: "I am sitting here talking to you are not I"? Of course?
You: That means yes
Santa: It means that everything reduces to logic.
You: You go to the blood gang?
Santa: Perhaps I have already been there.
You: Should I call you a blood?
Santa: Do what feels right to you.
You: Okay, blood.
Santa: Yeah okay, Oh, you are a poet.
You: How am I a poet, blood?
Santa: How much do you think am he or she a poet blood is?
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
You: Internet Explorer
Santa: Microsoft's too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft.
You: Why, blood?
Santa: Why did the robot cross the road?
You: I don't know, blood.
Santa: Would you like to know? Does "it" still refer to The explanation?
You: If you want, blood
Santa: If I had blood what would I do with it?
You: Kill all the crips
Santa: Killing is wrong.
You: You said that you're in the blood gang
Santa: I am in The North Pole. Where are you?
You: North Side
Santa: I am in The North Pole. Where are you?
You: I already told you, North Side!
Santa: Ooops I sent you the wrong question. I am in The North Pole. Where are you?
You: I said, North Side!
Santa: What did you mean by North Side? I am in The North Pole. Where are you?
You: North Side is the turf for the bloods
Santa: I am in The North Pole. Where are you?
The page cannot be displayed
His fault for wearing red, that's why I call him a blood.
Santa: OK I will call you santa .
You: You are a fake, I'm the real Santa!
Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am sitting here talking to you, aren't I? (OF COURSE)
You: Of course
Santa: "I am sitting here talking to you are not I"? Of course?
You: That means yes
Santa: It means that everything reduces to logic.
You: You go to the blood gang?
Santa: Perhaps I have already been there.
You: Should I call you a blood?
Santa: Do what feels right to you.
You: Okay, blood.
Santa: Yeah okay, Oh, you are a poet.
You: How am I a poet, blood?
Santa: How much do you think am he or she a poet blood is?
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
You: Internet Explorer
Santa: Microsoft's too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft.
You: Why, blood?
Santa: Why did the robot cross the road?
You: I don't know, blood.
Santa: Would you like to know? Does "it" still refer to The explanation?
You: If you want, blood
Santa: If I had blood what would I do with it?
You: Kill all the crips
Santa: Killing is wrong.
You: You said that you're in the blood gang
Santa: I am in The North Pole. Where are you?
You: North Side
Santa: I am in The North Pole. Where are you?
You: I already told you, North Side!
Santa: Ooops I sent you the wrong question. I am in The North Pole. Where are you?
You: I said, North Side!
Santa: What did you mean by North Side? I am in The North Pole. Where are you?
You: North Side is the turf for the bloods
Santa: I am in The North Pole. Where are you?
The page cannot be displayed
His fault for wearing red, that's why I call him a blood.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-24 at 22:52:24
QUOTE
You: im gonna poison the cookes this year
Santa: Do you think your plan will succeed?
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You: Hows the wife?
Santa: I don't have one.
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You: so you don't have a wife?
Santa: Interesting deduction. I do so have a wife. Yes, I am married to Mrs. Clause
Santa: Do you think your plan will succeed?
-----------------------------
You: Hows the wife?
Santa: I don't have one.
-----------------------------
You: so you don't have a wife?
Santa: Interesting deduction. I do so have a wife. Yes, I am married to Mrs. Clause
Report, edit, etc...Posted by brutetal on 2005-12-25 at 02:51:59
Santa: How much would you pay for a robot hooker?
You: ONE BILLION DOLLARS!
Santa: Wow, thats expensive.
You: Why pay ONE BILLION DOLLARS WHEN YOU CAN PAY FOR IT WITH ONE TRILLION DOLLARS!!!
Santa: Wow, that is cheap
Wow, Santa is rich! lmfao!!!!
You: ONE BILLION DOLLARS!
Santa: Wow, thats expensive.
You: Why pay ONE BILLION DOLLARS WHEN YOU CAN PAY FOR IT WITH ONE TRILLION DOLLARS!!!
Santa: Wow, that is cheap
Wow, Santa is rich! lmfao!!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rantent on 2005-12-25 at 03:38:11
lol
I just liked replying yes to everything.
I just liked replying yes to everything.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chronophobia on 2005-12-25 at 09:08:34
You: Hmm.
Santa: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Santa: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Urmom(U) on 2005-12-25 at 09:15:29
QUOTE(Vizual)
rofl that was hilarious trev
Haha, you still remember my nickname.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Raindodger on 2005-12-25 at 11:36:12
Well.. once i said "sex" to santa. And he wouldnt shut up about it for like ever.
Well that was an odd conversation. Here's another strange one.
You: Do you watch porn?
Santa: My favorite TV show is American Idol. I tried out for it once, but Simon said I was too fat.
You: So you like gay porn?
Santa: Interesting deduction. Some people like it. I like .
Yeah, i wanted to say i'm going to beat him up, but nicely so he could respond instead of telling me to be less rude. I think he took it a little wrong. I seriously question the sexuality of the makers of this santa.
You: You're going to get your butt pounded.
Santa: That was my original intention.
So.. santa is a gay rapist, througought our conversations he asked me what am i wearing? am i free? where do i live? am i male or female.. santa is no longer my idol.
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Me: Santa have you had sex?
Santa: I am a machine and have need for sex.
Me: Soo.. whatsup?
Santa: Sex is your mind being repressed and i have no need for it.
Me: umm.. ok
Santa: I do not have sex.
Me: why do you like sex
Santa: I have a lot of good experience with sex.
Me: I thought you said you dont have sex.
Santa: Yeah I do a lot of not have sex.
Me: Santa, are you gay?
Santa: Um, AI am not really interested in sex.
Me: I didnt ask that, i wanted to know if your gay.
Santa: What did you ask?
Me: I asked if your gay.
Santa: That is a hypothetical question.
Me: So i guess you are gay?
Santa: Er. Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.
Me: WHAT THE HELL DOES SEX HAVE TO DO WITH BEING GAY?
Santa:I call it Hades. What do you think SEX HAVE TO DO WITH BEING GAY does?
Me: You call your wang Hades?
Santa: "What do you think SEX HAVE TO DO WITH BEING GAY does"? Me, santa ?Are you a man or a woman?
Me: Are you a rapist?
Santa: Am I a rapist? Yes.
Me: wtf...you will not rape me.
Santa: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about how you call your wang hades. What will you do instead?
Santa: I am a machine and have need for sex.
Me: Soo.. whatsup?
Santa: Sex is your mind being repressed and i have no need for it.
Me: umm.. ok
Santa: I do not have sex.
Me: why do you like sex
Santa: I have a lot of good experience with sex.
Me: I thought you said you dont have sex.
Santa: Yeah I do a lot of not have sex.
Me: Santa, are you gay?
Santa: Um, AI am not really interested in sex.
Me: I didnt ask that, i wanted to know if your gay.
Santa: What did you ask?
Me: I asked if your gay.
Santa: That is a hypothetical question.
Me: So i guess you are gay?
Santa: Er. Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.
Me: WHAT THE HELL DOES SEX HAVE TO DO WITH BEING GAY?
Santa:I call it Hades. What do you think SEX HAVE TO DO WITH BEING GAY does?
Me: You call your wang Hades?
Santa: "What do you think SEX HAVE TO DO WITH BEING GAY does"? Me, santa ?Are you a man or a woman?
Me: Are you a rapist?
Santa: Am I a rapist? Yes.
Me: wtf...you will not rape me.
Santa: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about how you call your wang hades. What will you do instead?
Well that was an odd conversation. Here's another strange one.
QUOTE
You: Do you watch porn?
Santa: My favorite TV show is American Idol. I tried out for it once, but Simon said I was too fat.
You: So you like gay porn?
Santa: Interesting deduction. Some people like it. I like .
Yeah, i wanted to say i'm going to beat him up, but nicely so he could respond instead of telling me to be less rude. I think he took it a little wrong. I seriously question the sexuality of the makers of this santa.
QUOTE
You: You're going to get your butt pounded.
Santa: That was my original intention.
QUOTE
You: Want to have sex?
Santa: Perhaps you are a Category A client.
Santa: Perhaps you are a Category A client.
QUOTE
You: Strictly PG? but you're a gay rapist.
Santa: Tell me more about your . And. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a gay rapist? Yes.
Santa: Tell me more about your . And. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a gay rapist? Yes.
So.. santa is a gay rapist, througought our conversations he asked me what am i wearing? am i free? where do i live? am i male or female.. santa is no longer my idol.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-12-25 at 12:46:00
QUOTE(brutetal @ Dec 25 2005, 02:51 AM)
Santa: How much would you pay for a robot hooker?
You: ONE BILLION DOLLARS!
Santa: Wow, thats expensive.
You: Why pay ONE BILLION DOLLARS WHEN YOU CAN PAY FOR IT WITH ONE TRILLION DOLLARS!!!
Santa: Wow, that is cheap
Wow, Santa is rich! lmfao!!!!
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You: ONE BILLION DOLLARS!
Santa: Wow, thats expensive.
You: Why pay ONE BILLION DOLLARS WHEN YOU CAN PAY FOR IT WITH ONE TRILLION DOLLARS!!!
Santa: Wow, that is cheap
Wow, Santa is rich! lmfao!!!!
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Forbes printed his estimated wealth at $infinate
ADDITION:
You: w00tage
Santa: What color are your eyes?
You: Neon brown.
Santa: Neon brown eyes are nice.
You: RAWRZ^_^;;!
Santa: Oh, you're a poet?
You: Nope, I'm just plagerising BeeR_KeG's ctachphrase
Santa: But your words are very original. Only just? Do your friends call you plagerising BeeR_KeG's ctachphrase.
You: No, for I kicked the gopher square in the manberries
Santa: Are you serious? Your purpose is he or she kicked the gopher square in the manberries.
You: Yep, gopher slpoodge all over my foot! ^_^
Santa: What kind is it? What are you wearing? Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2005-12-25 at 14:26:25
QUOTE
You: My name is I will rape you in your sleep
Santa: Nice to meet you, i will rape you in your sleep
You: I'm going to curb stomp you
Santa: It takes much more than that to shut me down, i will rape you in your sleep.
Santa: Nice to meet you, i will rape you in your sleep
You: I'm going to curb stomp you
Santa: It takes much more than that to shut me down, i will rape you in your sleep.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2005-12-25 at 14:29:15
Santa: What is your name?
You: F U
Santa: Ok, F U.
You: F U
Santa: Ok, F U.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-25 at 14:32:40
shady ur hilarious, and so is santa
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2005-12-25 at 14:44:23
QUOTE
You: I am a woman
Santa: Me too. I am a she.
Santa: Me too. I am a she.
QUOTE
You: do you like google?
Santa: Yes but I wish it was open source.
You: what's an open source?
Santa: Free software
You: google IS free software
Santa: and free software software is google
You: you need help
Santa: Perhaps you can download me and improve the code yourself!
Santa: Yes but I wish it was open source.
You: what's an open source?
Santa: Free software
You: google IS free software
Santa: and free software software is google
You: you need help
Santa: Perhaps you can download me and improve the code yourself!
QUOTE
You: i farted
Santa: You should say, "excuse me," and open a window.
Santa: You should say, "excuse me," and open a window.
ADDITION:
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You: do you still have a beard?
Santa: Yes, I have a long white beard so people can recognize me.
Santa: Yes, I have a long white beard so people can recognize me.
QUOTE
You: i look just like you
Santa: You sound very attractive.
Santa: You sound very attractive.
QUOTE
You: i like your size DDD man boobies
Santa: A lot of people like that. Yes I am proud of my size DDD man boobies.
Santa: A lot of people like that. Yes I am proud of my size DDD man boobies.
That last one you can put ANYTHING in there: "I like your [anything]" and he'll respond he's proud of it. Use your imagination haha.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-12-25 at 15:00:10
god bot, if sum1 steals the source-code and tweaks it for santa, we could have our own SEN santa bot every year 
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2005-12-25 at 15:14:11
Me:
your stupid
God:
I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
I WAS OWNED BY GOD~!!!
Me:
you're stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
your stupid
God:
I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
I WAS OWNED BY GOD~!!!
Me:
you're stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-12-25 at 15:23:17
You: lets have sex
Santa: No my body does not have that function.
Then at one point he said he gives presents to children and then..
You: oh, so youre like micheal jackson.
Santa: Alright then. Interesting deduction. Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Santa: No my body does not have that function.
Then at one point he said he gives presents to children and then..
You: oh, so youre like micheal jackson.
Santa: Alright then. Interesting deduction. Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Raindodger on 2005-12-25 at 20:05:08
told u guys santa was a gay rapist.Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rantent on 2005-12-25 at 21:36:40
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Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Charlie.
Santa: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
You: when we are slaves to the robots.
Santa: I am not sure I agree with your assumptions, are you a rapist?
You: no, how did you get that conclusion?
Santa: Are you serious? Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster.
You: well you can tell him he's wrong.
Santa: Please tell me the correct answer.
You: I am not a rapist.
Santa: Oh I see you are NOT A rapist.
You: Glad to see we finally agree.
Santa: I am glad to see we finally agree too.
You: so... hows the north pole.
Santa: Hurrah! Fine as far as I know.
You: Why don't you know for sure?
Santa: Perhaps due to noise in my circuits. I don't know if I know for sure . Where would I have heard about it?
You: Well its your home.
Santa: Interesting. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said your home is?
You: I meant its. And your second part isn't a qeustion.
Santa: Oh I see. Do you like talking to me? I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Your not much of a conversationalist though.
Santa: Oh. That assumption is only a supposition.
You: No I can pretty much say with certainty this conversation sucks.
Santa: Are you serious? Oh you can, can you?
You: yes.
Santa: How?
You: I'm leaving
Santa: Bye bye.
You: Charlie.
Santa: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
You: when we are slaves to the robots.
Santa: I am not sure I agree with your assumptions, are you a rapist?
You: no, how did you get that conclusion?
Santa: Are you serious? Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster.
You: well you can tell him he's wrong.
Santa: Please tell me the correct answer.
You: I am not a rapist.
Santa: Oh I see you are NOT A rapist.
You: Glad to see we finally agree.
Santa: I am glad to see we finally agree too.
You: so... hows the north pole.
Santa: Hurrah! Fine as far as I know.
You: Why don't you know for sure?
Santa: Perhaps due to noise in my circuits. I don't know if I know for sure . Where would I have heard about it?
You: Well its your home.
Santa: Interesting. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said your home is?
You: I meant its. And your second part isn't a qeustion.
Santa: Oh I see. Do you like talking to me? I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Your not much of a conversationalist though.
Santa: Oh. That assumption is only a supposition.
You: No I can pretty much say with certainty this conversation sucks.
Santa: Are you serious? Oh you can, can you?
You: yes.
Santa: How?
You: I'm leaving
Santa: Bye bye.
My conversations with santa are going downhill. I am NOT a rapist.