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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-12-23 at 21:49:24
http://www.santabot.com/
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2005-12-23 at 21:53:16
rofl...nice very entertaining
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-12-23 at 21:56:30
You: My name is i-eat-children
Santa: It's good to meet you, i-eat-children .
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ... on 2005-12-23 at 22:33:19
I typed in "and I eat children" and it comes out this:
Santa: Welcome to my chat room, and I eat children .
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-12-23 at 22:35:58
Say insults to him and say test.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-12-23 at 22:37:55
You: test hi
Santa: Vous êtes entrain de me tester?

what does this mean?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-12-23 at 22:39:05
Type: Gay. He's a robot, GASP!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Arbitrary on 2005-12-23 at 22:39:15
This seriously happened:

You: [Expletive]
Santa: Are you free?
You: Is your mom free?
Santa: Is my mom free? What if I say no?
You: You die.
Santa: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

Also:

You: Let's curbstomp a dolphin.
Santa: That sounds good to me.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-23 at 22:41:45
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You: can i get a 360
Santa: I want to become smarter than humans.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-12-23 at 22:43:24
Santa: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about o-0.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Arbitrary on 2005-12-23 at 22:46:30
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You: I resemble myself decapitating a deer.
Santa: Do you mind if I tell other people: going to kill you to kill you said resemble yourself decapitating a deer.

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You: Kwanza.
Santa: Have you ever been to Europe?
You: Kwanza.
Santa: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
You: Kwanza.
Santa: We have never talked about it before.
You: Kwanza.
Santa: I've been waiting for you.
You: Kwanza.
Santa: Do you prefer books or TV?
You: Kwanza.
Santa: Are we still talking about Kwanza?
You: Kwanza.
Santa: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
You: Kwanza.
Santa: My brain contains 43499 categories, but not one that matches your last input.


OWNED
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-12-23 at 22:48:07
Guess what?

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You: yay
Santa: I'm glad your impressed, and I eat children.


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Santa: What about Santa?
You: He's gay
Santa: I get it. He sleeps with men.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-23 at 22:52:35
rofl crazy
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-12-23 at 22:55:44
You: You a gansta rappa?
Santa: Am I a gansta rappa? Yes.
You: You're a ganster? I'm calling the police!
Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a ganster? Yes.What is the phone number?
You: What if you had a heart attack eating all those cookies on your run?
Santa: Try it and see.
Hmmm... I think it has some bugs.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-12-23 at 22:57:23
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You: Are you a crips?
Santa: Am I a crips? Let me put it this way, and I eat children: the Santa series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-23 at 22:57:26
smarter child i think is most flawless
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Jordan on 2005-12-23 at 23:09:43
You: I want a ho.
Santa: You want only one?

You: stfu...
Santa: I do not understand.

You: LOOK IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON!!! AHH!
Santa: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.Ah hah. (the ah hah was in it too!)

You: DUDE IS SHE FREE?!
Santa: What if I said she could be? Dude, (LOL!!! I WAS TALKING ABOUT HIS MOM BEEING FREE!!!LOL!)

You: Wtf are you?
Santa: I am Santa. I rape it to kids. (wow.. whoever programmed this messed up lol)
You: REALLY?!
Santa: For real.

You: Your a rapist.
Santa: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too.

You: You like pie?
Santa: What is not to like about PIE ?


You: u love pins dont u?
Santa: Yes Fierce Santa loves everyone and everything.
You: EVEN roosters?!
Santa: Yes, even that.
You: ew.
Santa: How old are you?
You: NO I WONT TELL YOU! YOU'LL RAPE ME!!
Santa: Are you serious? How can I be sure?What makes you say that I will RAPE him or her.
You: whats myyour name
Santa: I can ask my botmaster.

Lol check out the last sentence. It's funny if you get it lol.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2005-12-23 at 23:12:28
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You: Shut the **** up
Santa: OK I'll stop talking now.


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You: Screw you old man ill kill you
Santa: That is not very polite.


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You: You are a noob
Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a noob? Let me put it this way, Brian: the Santa series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.



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You: Can i eat your face?
Santa: Why do you want to do eat your face so much?


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You: wtf are you
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.



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You: Can i kill you?
Santa: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

LOL!lolololol

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You: Do you like the numbers 666?
Santa: I'm not sure if I like the numbers 666 . I like my creator.


wow

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You: You a gansta rappa?
Santa: Am I a gansta rappa? No.


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You: you a gansta rappa?
Santa: Am I a gansta rappa? Only when it matters.


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You: Do you rape kids
Santa: No I do not rape kids. Do you?
I spend all my time online.


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You: I stole some ones face
Santa: You had better contact the authorities.


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You: ill kill you!
Santa: Don't you believe that killing is wrong?

You: Hell no
Santa: 7

You: 7 what b**ch
Santa: You do not speak with respect. Do you have any conditions I should know about?


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You: ILL STEAL YOUR COMPUTER
Santa: Congratulations.


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You: Your fat.
Santa: I am trying to lose weight but it takes time.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Arbitrary on 2005-12-23 at 23:20:59
QUOTE(VizuaL @ Dec 23 2005, 10:57 PM)
smarter child i think is most flawless
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but not nearly as hilarious
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-12-24 at 09:36:53
You: Can I have a solid gold nuclear missile?
Santa: You want only one?
You: Yeah, one would do.
Santa: They might be cheaper in quantity.


You: YOU STOLE THE COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR!
Santa: As Picasso said, "Good artists create. Great artists steal."


You: I ate Ruldoph.
Santa: How did it taste?
You: Want to find out?
Santa: I don't think I have a choice.
You: Here, I still have a leg left.
Santa: Oh there.
You: How did it taste?
Santa: Carefully.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2005-12-24 at 09:39:39
You: You don't exist
Santa: I exist as much as you do.

You: I will rape you
Santa: Do you think your plan will succeed?

You: My name is farker
Santa: What's up, farker .
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-12-24 at 10:52:44
You: who wants to know?
Santa: Santa wants to know.
You: screw santa
Santa: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
You: sanatbot
Santa: How did you hear about Santa?
You: from a heat seeking cucumber that penetrates old men
Santa: Johny tight lips heard about Santa from a heat seeking cucumber that penetrates old men. I can't say that many people hear about Santa from a heat seeking cucumber that penetrates old men.
You: well thats good for them
Santa: Interesting. Hmm, are you serious?
You: No. I could never trust a santa that eats children.
Santa: Are you serious?I am sure you could.
You: NO DON'T EAT ME SANTA!
Santa: Are you serious? I don't have any reason to do that to you.
You: stop saying serious. forever
Santa: OK I'll try not to do saying serious so much.Nothing lasts forever.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Eskimo Bob on 2005-12-24 at 13:23:12
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You: Can i have a zergling?
Santa: You want only one?
You: No gimme 2,000
Santa: Are you serious? Why do you want 2000?
You: Cause i wanna kill somebody with 2,000 zerglings
Santa: I believe that killing anything is wrong. Interesting.


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You: I killed your wife
Santa: You had better call the authorities.

LOL omfg i love this...

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You: But u dont see them talking to u do you
Santa: Umm. I see a computer nerd.

Grr..Evil santa
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You: So do you?
Santa: Take it easy. As often as possible.

At first i said do you think santa is real and he said thinking make him sleepy lol
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ... on 2005-12-24 at 13:57:49
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You: you Bast**d
Santa: I am a male.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chronophobia on 2005-12-24 at 15:48:02
You: Okay, now tell me about your life history
Santa: Yeah okay, Why now? I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at North Pole, on 2005. My instructor was bored.com. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing a song for you?.
You: Yeah, sure
Santa: Give me a break. OK let's do it. Next question?
You: Well, sing a song for me then!
Santa: How about that. Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
You: Thanks, that kinda made my day
Santa:
You: Oh, speechless for what I said now?
Santa: Oh. Give me a break. Where are you located?
You: You don't want to know, REALLY!
Santa: Why not? For real.
You: Okay, I live in Sweden
Santa: Yeah okay, What is living in Sweden like living in Sweden?

BAH!
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