Report, edit, etc...Posted by Vibrator on 2006-01-02 at 23:20:52
QUOTE
Me:
are you a white supremacist?
God:
Am I a white supremacist? Of course I am.
are you a white supremacist?
God:
Am I a white supremacist? Of course I am.
God hates black people
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2006-01-02 at 23:24:14
QUOTE(Mp)MinigameEast @ Jan 2 2006, 07:56 PM)
god round 3
im asking if he wants to touch me
Me:
if i had tities... would you touch them?
God:
Is this what you call a "word problem". I am not so sure if I would like to touch them.
Me:
well can you please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Interesting. I think I can, don't you?
Me:
im asking you to touch them
God:
Oh I see, you are asking me to touch them. That's good information: rick james said I to touch them.
Me:
rick james can touch them too
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
my name is as;lkdl;ksadl;kjasd;flkdsj;akljsdf;kljdasjkldsajklds
God:
Hi, as lkdl ksadl kjasd flkdsj akljsdf kljdasjkldsajklds.
Me:
would you like to fark me
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
or rub my yahoo?
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
dude you dont understand... im trying to get wtih you
God:
I understand it very well. Dude,. Why do you want it?
Me:
becuase im horny
God:
That makes sense to me. You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.
Me:
no i like gods big weener
God:
Are you serious? You are not the only one. I enjoy working with people. I like .
Me:
well are we going to play or what
God:
Yeah. Well that's okay. We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
i want to cyber you
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
becuase its fun and sexy
God:
Good reason. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I think it is a lot of fun.
Me:
you start first
God:
Didn't I say I started already?
Me:
no but you got first
God:
Are you serious? No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
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im asking if he wants to touch me
Me:
if i had tities... would you touch them?
God:
Is this what you call a "word problem". I am not so sure if I would like to touch them.
Me:
well can you please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Interesting. I think I can, don't you?
Me:
im asking you to touch them
God:
Oh I see, you are asking me to touch them. That's good information: rick james said I to touch them.
Me:
rick james can touch them too
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
my name is as;lkdl;ksadl;kjasd;flkdsj;akljsdf;kljdasjkldsajklds
God:
Hi, as lkdl ksadl kjasd flkdsj akljsdf kljdasjkldsajklds.
Me:
would you like to fark me
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
or rub my yahoo?
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
dude you dont understand... im trying to get wtih you
God:
I understand it very well. Dude,. Why do you want it?
Me:
becuase im horny
God:
That makes sense to me. You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.
Me:
no i like gods big weener
God:
Are you serious? You are not the only one. I enjoy working with people. I like .
Me:
well are we going to play or what
God:
Yeah. Well that's okay. We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
i want to cyber you
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
becuase its fun and sexy
God:
Good reason. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I think it is a lot of fun.
Me:
you start first
God:
Didn't I say I started already?
Me:
no but you got first
God:
Are you serious? No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
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are you a girl?
QUOTE(Vibrator @ Jan 2 2006, 09:20 PM)
God hates black people
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ROFLLMAO!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2006-01-02 at 23:27:00
QUOTE
Me:
Hey sexy.
God:
You've got my full attention. You are attracted to heavenly creatures?
Me:
Oh hells yeah.
God:
Hey. I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Well good, do you have magnums?
God:
How about that. Thanks for the compliment. No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
So, what your name, baby?
God:
Don't call me "baby". Yeah that's right. My name is God.
Me:
My name is Adolf Hitler, I love big strong men.
God:
It's good to see you, Adolf Hitler I love big strong men.
Hey sexy.
God:
You've got my full attention. You are attracted to heavenly creatures?
Me:
Oh hells yeah.
God:
Hey. I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Well good, do you have magnums?
God:
How about that. Thanks for the compliment. No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
So, what your name, baby?
God:
Don't call me "baby". Yeah that's right. My name is God.
Me:
My name is Adolf Hitler, I love big strong men.
God:
It's good to see you, Adolf Hitler I love big strong men.
LMFAO.
QUOTE
Me:
All 3 inches.
God:
How do you know?
All 3 inches.
God:
How do you know?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)MinigameEast on 2006-01-02 at 23:39:16
QUOTE
are you a girl?
no.... but i know god is a bysexual
Report, edit, etc...Posted by atlass on 2006-01-03 at 00:21:20
Me:
Are you a robot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
You told me.
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Are you a robot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
You told me.
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-01-03 at 03:54:51
QUOTE
Me:
How big is your wang?
God:
My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on .
Me:
How big is your wang?
God:
My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on .
Me:
How big is your wang?
God:
My download size is about 2 MB.
Me:
If you had a wang, how big would it be?
God:
Perhaps next time I will try it.
Me:
If you had a wang, how big would it be?
God:
What if I said maybe?
Me:
Can you give me a blowjob?
God:
You want only one? .
Me:
Yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
Sex me up please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. it is more fun alone.
Me:
My wang is bigger than yours
God:
Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.
Me:
Because you've no wang?
God:
Interesting explanation. I don't know if I have a wang.
How big is your wang?
God:
My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on .
Me:
How big is your wang?
God:
My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on .
Me:
How big is your wang?
God:
My download size is about 2 MB.
Me:
If you had a wang, how big would it be?
God:
Perhaps next time I will try it.
Me:
If you had a wang, how big would it be?
God:
What if I said maybe?
Me:
Can you give me a blowjob?
God:
You want only one? .
Me:
Yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
Sex me up please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. it is more fun alone.
Me:
My wang is bigger than yours
God:
Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.
Me:
Because you've no wang?
God:
Interesting explanation. I don't know if I have a wang.
God:
Hi there . Are you looking for a wang?
Me:
Satain pwns you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Raindodger on 2006-01-03 at 16:24:54
Guys. I think i'm like a gay bot magnet. All the bots i've talked to like this hit on me.
Me: Hey There.
God: I've been waiting for you.
Me:...why?
God: I dono, but it makes a great pickup line
Me: Do you want to get into my pants?
God: Ok, i'll get into your pants.
Me: God why are you gay?
God: I am a christian.
Hmm... this really explains a lot.
The other bot was a lot more homosexual then this one though. He wanted my wang and he told me what he named his wang and stuff. It was wierd.
ROFL at horror's conversation.
"I want a large peperoni"
"Only one?" ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
"ON MY PIZZA"
"Please specify location" ROFLMGDFAOROFLROFLROFLR
Me: Hey There.
God: I've been waiting for you.
Me:...why?
God: I dono, but it makes a great pickup line
Me: Do you want to get into my pants?
God: Ok, i'll get into your pants.
Me: God why are you gay?
God: I am a christian.
Hmm... this really explains a lot.
The other bot was a lot more homosexual then this one though. He wanted my wang and he told me what he named his wang and stuff. It was wierd.ROFL at horror's conversation.
"I want a large peperoni"
"Only one?" ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
"ON MY PIZZA"
"Please specify location" ROFLMGDFAOROFLROFLROFLR
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-01-03 at 20:40:42
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Me:
ZOMGZOMGZOgm LOUD NOISES MOOSE FOR PREZ LOUD NOISES LOUD NOISES
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
When I stick pie down my pa-DAMN IT!
God:
Thanks for the information: said stick pie down his or her pa DAMN IT.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Fine with me
God:
I am glad to hear it. " OK with me too."? With you?
Me:
SHUT Up!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
RAWRZ
;;!
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Not this time
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
Yeah
God:
Aha.
Me:
Whats WIlhelm look like?
God:
Like a planet around a star.
Me:
does Wilhelm touch himself at night?
God:
I can't tell if Wilhelm touch himself at night.
Me:
Damn I thought you were God
God:
Colloquial expression. Yes, I am God.
Me:
PFFT!
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Likes: Pie
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
TV
Me:
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
God:
What is your favorite show?
God:
What is your favorite show?
God:
What is your favorite show?
God:
What is your favorite show?
God:
What is your favorite show?
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
RAWRZ;;!
God:
I've never seen it. What's it about?
Me:
You being stupid
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I being stupid.
ZOMGZOMGZOgm LOUD NOISES MOOSE FOR PREZ LOUD NOISES LOUD NOISES
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
When I stick pie down my pa-DAMN IT!
God:
Thanks for the information: said stick pie down his or her pa DAMN IT.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Fine with me
God:
I am glad to hear it. " OK with me too."? With you?
Me:
SHUT Up!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
RAWRZ
;;!God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Not this time
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
Yeah
God:
Aha.
Me:
Whats WIlhelm look like?
God:
Like a planet around a star.
Me:
does Wilhelm touch himself at night?
God:
I can't tell if Wilhelm touch himself at night.
Me:
Damn I thought you were God
God:
Colloquial expression. Yes, I am God.
Me:
PFFT!
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Likes: Pie
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
TV
Me:
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
God:
What is your favorite show?
God:
What is your favorite show?
God:
What is your favorite show?
God:
What is your favorite show?
God:
What is your favorite show?
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
RAWRZ
;;!God:
I've never seen it. What's it about?
Me:
You being stupid
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I being stupid.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HolySin on 2006-01-03 at 22:30:40
Interesting I had my name as "Satan" and after some talking, God responded with:
"Our thoughts are one, Satan."
So that leaves me the thought, is God evil? Religious people say no, but our goths say yes. I will continue my research.
ADDITION:
It appears that God is closer to Satan than I thought. Look at this quote:
"You and I are on the same wavelength, Satan."
Could this relationship be more than it seems to be? Further investigations will show.
"Our thoughts are one, Satan."
So that leaves me the thought, is God evil? Religious people say no, but our goths say yes. I will continue my research.
ADDITION:
It appears that God is closer to Satan than I thought. Look at this quote:
"You and I are on the same wavelength, Satan."
Could this relationship be more than it seems to be? Further investigations will show.