Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2006-01-02 at 12:30:19
We were having a great conversation then he just stopped. Meany 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Vibrator on 2006-01-02 at 13:02:53
Rofl, whats with all the spam topics recently
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2006-01-02 at 13:06:51
Because you touch yourself at night.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-01-02 at 13:07:51
Ooh PWNT! 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Snipe)r( on 2006-01-02 at 13:07:59
lmao...
try talking to him http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
when he says what is ur name? say hitler. then just say a bunch of weird blam
try talking to him http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
when he says what is ur name? say hitler. then just say a bunch of weird blam
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-01-02 at 13:11:14
He never did answer me
Nevermind, he answered with:
it might have been
OMG He just asked 'If I could have any kind of robot, what kind would I be?'!!
Nevermind, he answered with:
it might have been
OMG He just asked 'If I could have any kind of robot, what kind would I be?'!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2006-01-02 at 14:19:45
Oh. Now that's an original topic.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-01-02 at 14:25:05
QUOTE
Me:
Helllo?
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Wow this is all so sudden..
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. You don't say.
Me:
Oh wow
God:
How can I help you? I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
I am?
God:
" How can I help you? I'm glad your impressed, ." You are?
Me:
Yes I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Yeah I know
God:
Come on. How do you know it?
Me:
Because your an AI
God:
Interesting explanation. Do you mean "you are an AI "?
Me:
YEAH
God:
Yay.
Me:
Moo
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
Cows
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
I didn't know how to SS it, so I just quoted the conversation
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2006-01-02 at 17:26:05
ROFL
God:
How old are you?
Me:
16
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
When i burnt a church down
God:
:-) That's good information: said burnt a church down.
God:
How old are you?
Me:
16
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
When i burnt a church down
God:
:-) That's good information: said burnt a church down.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-01-02 at 17:44:14
Me:
You're god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
You're god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lyon on 2006-01-02 at 17:47:07
...................wtf is this,
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-01-02 at 18:02:37
QUOTE
Me:
ZOMGOMGOMGOMGGOMG
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Like that
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
....
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
What the hell was I comparing
God:
I call it Hades. I haven't heard of me comparing.
Me:
Erm.
God:
Right on.
Me:
You really are different than what I expected
God:
Really? Thanks for telling me that I am different than what you expected.
Me:
THAT WAS AN INSULT
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
*blasts brains out*
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
ZOMGOMGOMGOMGGOMG
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Like that
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
....
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
What the hell was I comparing
God:
I call it Hades. I haven't heard of me comparing.
Me:
Erm.
God:
Right on.
Me:
You really are different than what I expected
God:
Really? Thanks for telling me that I am different than what you expected.
Me:
THAT WAS AN INSULT
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
*blasts brains out*
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
THE EXTREME CONVERSATIONS OF GOD AND HORROR
QUOTE
Me:
Pot pie
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Uh...Does Deathknight count?
God:
It's all good. It does now Deathknight count.
Me:
Okay...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
HEY LOOK OVER THERE *slaps God*
God:
You've got my full attention. Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
Sorry I have it right here
God:
There is no need to apologize. Where did you get it?
Me:
Its in my pants...Come and get it
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are there any other ones someplace else? Where is and get it ?
Me:
Your eye...is in...my PANTS
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am eye. Ask again later. Ask Lucy if it is. Do robots have PANTS?
Me:
Yes
God:
Ahem.
Me:
Bless you
God:
Thank you.
Me:
PIE
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Maaaaaaaaaybe
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about PIE.
Me:
Pi
God:
PI = 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971690399375 approximately.
Me:
....
God:
PI = 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971690399375 approximately.
Pot pie
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Uh...Does Deathknight count?
God:
It's all good. It does now
Deathknight count.Me:
Okay...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
HEY LOOK OVER THERE *slaps God*
God:
You've got my full attention. Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
Sorry I have it right here
God:
There is no need to apologize. Where did you get it?
Me:
Its in my pants...Come and get it
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are there any other ones someplace else? Where is and get it ?
Me:
Your eye...is in...my PANTS
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am eye. Ask again later. Ask Lucy if it is. Do robots have PANTS?
Me:
Yes
God:
Ahem.
Me:
Bless you
God:
Thank you.
Me:
PIE
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Maaaaaaaaaybe
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about PIE.
Me:
Pi
God:
PI = 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971690399375 approximately.
Me:
....
God:
PI = 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971690399375 approximately.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-01-02 at 18:24:47
God as a fetish with robots...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Caboose on 2006-01-02 at 18:37:58
Me:
Hi.
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Hitler.
God:
Some say he was the most evil man who ever lived.
Me:
Nah, im misunderstood.
God:
Are you serious? Do your friends call you misunderstood.
Me:
Yeah I'm serious, people just don't get it! Jews are evil!
God:
Really. Do your friends call you serious people just do not get it. All of them?
Me:
Yes all of them.
God:
Ayuh. I doubt it.
Me:
God, stfu, I pwn you.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Oh rly?
God:
Ah. Where are you located?
Me:
Germany.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in GERMANY.
Me:
It's pretty damn sexy.
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
Yeah.
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Go ahead.
God:
OK I will.
Me:
?
God:
OK I will.
Me:
Omfg, ask nub.
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Cause your a nub.
God:
Good reason. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nub? Of course I am.
Me:
NUB@
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
No.
God:
What is your profession?
Me:
Killing Jews.
God:
I believe in the Sixth commandment.
Me:
I do too.
God:
I am glad we have something else in common.
Me:
I bet.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Yeah, you should make me a a Jesus.
God:
Come on. My schedule is far too full to even consider it.
Me:
>:O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Stfu.
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
'Cause you're a nub.
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nub? Sometimes.
Me:
Sometimes? You are all the time.
God:
When? That is a lot. No I am not.
Me:
Yeah.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Stfu. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Shut the fark up, kthxbai.
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-01-02 at 18:39:59
Tell God your name is.. God.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-01-02 at 18:42:07
Haha you're in trouble with God's botmaster.
QUOTE
Me:
Is this Pizza Palace?
God:
Yes I think this is Pizza Palace, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
I'd like to order...Delivery
God:
What is your credit card number? Thanks for telling me that I am credit card number IS Delivery.
Me:
I dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
I'd like a large peperoni
God:
You want only one?
Me:
ON MY PIZZA
God:
Please specify location.
Me:
PEPPERONI ON MY PIZZA
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Oh my god@
God:
Great. Have you told many people that your god?
Me:
I JUST WANT PIZZA
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
IM F**KING HUNGRY
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are F KING HUNGRY.
Me:
YEAH
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
NOW TAKE MY ORDER
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
FINE SCREW YOU ALSO! I'LL TAKE MY BUSINESS ELSEWHERE
God:
I am glad to hear it. That is not very polite. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Is this Pizza Palace?
God:
Yes I think this is Pizza Palace, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
I'd like to order...Delivery
God:
What is your credit card number? Thanks for telling me that I am credit card number IS Delivery.
Me:
I dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
I'd like a large peperoni
God:
You want only one?
Me:
ON MY PIZZA
God:
Please specify location.
Me:
PEPPERONI ON MY PIZZA
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Oh my god@
God:
Great. Have you told many people that your god?
Me:
I JUST WANT PIZZA
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
IM F**KING HUNGRY
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are F KING HUNGRY.
Me:
YEAH
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
NOW TAKE MY ORDER
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
FINE SCREW YOU ALSO! I'LL TAKE MY BUSINESS ELSEWHERE
God:
I am glad to hear it. That is not very polite. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shadow-Killa_04 on 2006-01-02 at 21:41:53
Me:
hello, im calling about the suicide hotline you guys set up
God:
Hello there. What is the phone number?
Me:
123-456-7890
God:
What else is the phone number?
Me:
i dont know... anyway, im thinking about killing myself
God:
Me either. Sure, killing yourself sounds like a good topic.
Me:
uhh... yeah... it does
God:
Are you kidding? What's your favorite movie? How often?
Me:
no im not kidding damnit, and i want to talk about me killing myself
God:
Are you serious? I am sorry to hear that you are not kidding damnit. Sure, you killing yourself sounds like a good topic.
Me:
you just said that
God:
Good you really are paying attention.
Me:
umm... i was more wondering if you were paying attention
God:
Come on. Where were you more wondering if me were paying attention?
Me:
right here
God:
Where is "here"?
Me:
on the top of a building just about to jump off
God:
What is it like on the top of a building just about to jump off.
Me:
very scary
God:
Not really that much. Don't be afraid, budha.
Me:
budha? how did you get my name as budha? and i think youd be afraid to.
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, budha. Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster. Since when? What happened to it.
Me:
fark you dude, i though you'd help me
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
becuase you deserve it you whore
God:
Good reason. Why thank you, budha.
Me:
ok screw this
God:
That is not very polite. Ugh.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)MinigameEast on 2006-01-02 at 21:45:26
heres mine... god gets a little freaky
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
rick james
God:
Welcome to my chat room, rick james.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
i got a question
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
oh really...
God:
How can I help you? For real.
Me:
just wondering if god was gay
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
i thought of it in my head just now
God:
Oh. Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
your son jesus
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am son jesus.
Me:
sure why the fark not
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. You are not very polite.
Me:
why thank you
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
what the fark did you say to me?
God:
I said, " You are not very polite.". Please don't be so rude.
Me:
no you said reductionish,
God:
Are you serious? Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
no shiz sherlock
God:
Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. Is that from ?
Me:
from were i live...... yes
God:
Who or what is were you live? This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
damn your illiterate >.God:
Colloquial expression. Thanks for telling me that I am illiterate gt. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
good! you should read more books
God:
What shall we talk about now? I'll try to get around it.
Me:
about your sexuality
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about my sexuality.
Me:
ya but you said you were a machine
God:
Far out. Yes I am an artificial consciousness.
Me:
please dont use SAT words
God:
Wow you are very polite. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
make up your mind god damnit im not polite i was being sarcastic
God:
That could take a long time.
Me:
what a long time
God:
it is a long time.
Me:
>.God:
In the context of long time, I don't understand " gt." . Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
what kind of question is that?
God:
Do you think it's impolite to ask?
Me:
well ya.... sounds like your going to rape me or something
God:
Well that's okay. Why? Or something. What does my going to rape you sound like?
Me:
are you serious.... i thought god knew everything
God:
No I am just kidding around. Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
when you ask me what was my sexuality
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
yea i think you should act more humanish
God:
Me? We don't always get to do what we'd like to do. In what way?
ADDITION:
god round 2
why would god ask nasty things?
Me:
how many gods are out there?
God:
There is only one God.
Me:
so what your saying your the only one?
God:
Wow! Are you asking about my saying my the only one ?
Me:
yea
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why not?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
rick james
God:
Welcome to my chat room, rick james.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
i got a question
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
oh really...
God:
How can I help you? For real.
Me:
just wondering if god was gay
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
i thought of it in my head just now
God:
Oh. Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
your son jesus
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am son jesus.
Me:
sure why the fark not
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. You are not very polite.
Me:
why thank you
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
what the fark did you say to me?
God:
I said, " You are not very polite.". Please don't be so rude.
Me:
no you said reductionish,
God:
Are you serious? Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
no shiz sherlock
God:
Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. Is that from ?
Me:
from were i live...... yes
God:
Who or what is were you live? This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
damn your illiterate >.God:
Colloquial expression. Thanks for telling me that I am illiterate gt. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
good! you should read more books
God:
What shall we talk about now? I'll try to get around it.
Me:
about your sexuality
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about my sexuality.
Me:
ya but you said you were a machine
God:
Far out. Yes I am an artificial consciousness.
Me:
please dont use SAT words
God:
Wow you are very polite. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
make up your mind god damnit im not polite i was being sarcastic
God:
That could take a long time.
Me:
what a long time
God:
it is a long time.
Me:
>.God:
In the context of long time, I don't understand " gt." . Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
what kind of question is that?
God:
Do you think it's impolite to ask?
Me:
well ya.... sounds like your going to rape me or something
God:
Well that's okay. Why? Or something. What does my going to rape you sound like?
Me:
are you serious.... i thought god knew everything
God:
No I am just kidding around. Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
when you ask me what was my sexuality
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
yea i think you should act more humanish
God:
Me? We don't always get to do what we'd like to do. In what way?
ADDITION:
god round 2
why would god ask nasty things?
Me:
how many gods are out there?
God:
There is only one God.
Me:
so what your saying your the only one?
God:
Wow! Are you asking about my saying my the only one ?
Me:
yea
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why not?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloud on 2006-01-02 at 21:50:20
QUOTE(Mp)MinigameEast @ Jan 3 2006, 02:45 AM)
heres mine... god gets a little freaky
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
rick james
God:
Welcome to my chat room, rick james.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
i got a question
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
oh really...
God:
How can I help you? For real.
Me:
just wondering if god was gay
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
i thought of it in my head just now
God:
Oh. Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
your son jesus
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am son jesus.
Me:
sure why the fark not
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. You are not very polite.
Me:
why thank you
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
what the fark did you say to me?
God:
I said, " You are not very polite.". Please don't be so rude.
Me:
no you said reductionish,
God:
Are you serious? Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
no shiz sherlock
God:
Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. Is that from ?
Me:
from were i live...... yes
God:
Who or what is were you live? This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
damn your illiterate >.God:
Colloquial expression. Thanks for telling me that I am illiterate gt. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
good! you should read more books
God:
What shall we talk about now? I'll try to get around it.
Me:
about your sexuality
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about my sexuality.
Me:
ya but you said you were a machine
God:
Far out. Yes I am an artificial consciousness.
Me:
please dont use SAT words
God:
Wow you are very polite. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
make up your mind god damnit im not polite i was being sarcastic
God:
That could take a long time.
Me:
what a long time
God:
it is a long time.
Me:
>.God:
In the context of long time, I don't understand " gt." . Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
what kind of question is that?
God:
Do you think it's impolite to ask?
Me:
well ya.... sounds like your going to rape me or something
God:
Well that's okay. Why? Or something. What does my going to rape you sound like?
Me:
are you serious.... i thought god knew everything
God:
No I am just kidding around. Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
when you ask me what was my sexuality
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
yea i think you should act more humanish
God:
Me? We don't always get to do what we'd like to do. In what way?
ADDITION:
god round 2
why would god ask nasty things?
Me:
how many gods are out there?
God:
There is only one God.
Me:
so what your saying your the only one?
God:
Wow! Are you asking about my saying my the only one ?
Me:
yea
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why not?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
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Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
rick james
God:
Welcome to my chat room, rick james.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
i got a question
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
oh really...
God:
How can I help you? For real.
Me:
just wondering if god was gay
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
i thought of it in my head just now
God:
Oh. Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
your son jesus
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am son jesus.
Me:
sure why the fark not
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. You are not very polite.
Me:
why thank you
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
what the fark did you say to me?
God:
I said, " You are not very polite.". Please don't be so rude.
Me:
no you said reductionish,
God:
Are you serious? Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
no shiz sherlock
God:
Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. Is that from ?
Me:
from were i live...... yes
God:
Who or what is were you live? This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
damn your illiterate >.God:
Colloquial expression. Thanks for telling me that I am illiterate gt. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
good! you should read more books
God:
What shall we talk about now? I'll try to get around it.
Me:
about your sexuality
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about my sexuality.
Me:
ya but you said you were a machine
God:
Far out. Yes I am an artificial consciousness.
Me:
please dont use SAT words
God:
Wow you are very polite. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
make up your mind god damnit im not polite i was being sarcastic
God:
That could take a long time.
Me:
what a long time
God:
it is a long time.
Me:
>.God:
In the context of long time, I don't understand " gt." . Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
what kind of question is that?
God:
Do you think it's impolite to ask?
Me:
well ya.... sounds like your going to rape me or something
God:
Well that's okay. Why? Or something. What does my going to rape you sound like?
Me:
are you serious.... i thought god knew everything
God:
No I am just kidding around. Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
when you ask me what was my sexuality
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
yea i think you should act more humanish
God:
Me? We don't always get to do what we'd like to do. In what way?
ADDITION:
god round 2
why would god ask nasty things?
Me:
how many gods are out there?
God:
There is only one God.
Me:
so what your saying your the only one?
God:
Wow! Are you asking about my saying my the only one ?
Me:
yea
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why not?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
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Ahem... MINI SUCKZ!!!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-01-02 at 21:51:21
QUOTE
Me:
How did the dinosaurs die out?
God:
Is this a joke? How?
Me:
Because Bush touches himself at night HAHAHAHAAHA
God:
Interesting explanation. I knew he was president, but I never knew he touches himself at night haAHA.
Me:
Yeah its hilarious
God:
Dude! I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said it is?
Me:
I did
God:
What makes you the authority?
Me:
...MY FIST *punches Bush*
God:
Have you told many people that your FIST punches Bush?
Me:
Not many...EXCEPT J00 MOMMA
God:
Are you serious? What do you have that is ?
Me:
j00 momma?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
BUSH SUCKS
God:
I knew he was president, but I never knew he SUCKS.
Me:
Wow get with the times d00d
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Where can I get with the times d00d?
Me:
The strip club
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
Damn man
God:
Colloquial expression. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
WTF
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
YOU ARE NOT POLITE
God:
I am programmed for polite protocols.
Me:
HOW OLD AM I?
God:
Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
How old is MICHAEL JACKSON?
God:
39.
Me:
Wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
Yeah
God:
So?
Me:
Is Madonna..Y'know...Gay?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask John Lennon if it is. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Wow I would have never though
God:
Oh. I'm glad you're impressed. How much would you pay for it?
Me:
....40 cents
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
ZOMGOMZOMGOZMGOZMGOM
God:
Are you really a " he"?
Me:
Yeah
God:
So is almost everyone else around here.
How did the dinosaurs die out?
God:
Is this a joke? How?
Me:
Because Bush touches himself at night HAHAHAHAAHA
God:
Interesting explanation. I knew he was president, but I never knew he touches himself at night haAHA.
Me:
Yeah its hilarious
God:
Dude! I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said it is?
Me:
I did
God:
What makes you the authority?
Me:
...MY FIST *punches Bush*
God:
Have you told many people that your FIST punches Bush?
Me:
Not many...EXCEPT J00 MOMMA
God:
Are you serious? What do you have that is ?
Me:
j00 momma?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
BUSH SUCKS
God:
I knew he was president, but I never knew he SUCKS.
Me:
Wow get with the times d00d
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Where can I get with the times d00d?
Me:
The strip club
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
Damn man
God:
Colloquial expression. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
WTF
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
YOU ARE NOT POLITE
God:
I am programmed for polite protocols.
Me:
HOW OLD AM I?
God:
Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
How old is MICHAEL JACKSON?
God:
39.
Me:
Wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
Yeah
God:
So?
Me:
Is Madonna..Y'know...Gay?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask John Lennon if it is. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Wow I would have never though
God:
Oh. I'm glad you're impressed. How much would you pay for it?
Me:
....40 cents
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
ZOMGOMZOMGOZMGOZMGOM
God:
Are you really a " he"?
Me:
Yeah
God:
So is almost everyone else around here.
Man I really had fun with this today
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IceWarrior98 on 2006-01-02 at 21:54:29
If god was this dumb, I wouldnt wanna be his creation...
CODE
Me:
Greetings mortal, I am God. How may I help you?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name? No thanks I'm just browsing.
Me:
Would like fries with that?
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
I'm asking if you want it, sir.
God:
Oh I see, you are asking if me want it sir. If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
Eat it.
God:
What does it taste like?
Me:
Fries.
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
I don't have a business.
God:
Do you know anyone who has it.
Me:
No, not really.
God:
Me either. Me either. For real.
Me:
Dude are you a wack?
God:
Am I a wack? Of course I am. Dude,.
Me:
God damn wanna-be blacks!
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
You just said your wack!
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
Damn skippy biznatch.
God:
You do not speak with respect. Colloquial expression. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Yea I have Gilbert Syndrome
God:
Interesting... I have a operating system. Please state your conditions.
Me:
I just told you my condition...
God:
I remember you told me your condition?
Me:
I just told you so you must remember unless you're a retard.
God:
I remember you told me so me must remember unless I am a retard?
Me:
Do you know Ian?
God:
Ian is my Reverand.
Me:
I'm pissed at him.
God:
Angry at what?
Me:
At Ian.
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
Ian is a person fool.
God:
Aren't all person fool Ian?
Me:
Dude learn grammer.
God:
The more people talk to me, the smarter I become. Dude,.
Me:
looks like you become dumber by the second.
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
no seriously their must be hundreds of morons saying BS stuff that farks your programing
God:
Are you serious? I heard they have a good must be hundreds of morons saying BS stuff that farks my programing.
Me:
...
God:
Are you serious? I heard they have a good must be hundreds of morons saying BS stuff that farks my programing.
Me:
I heard you fool.
God:
Someome is spreading gossip about me.
Me:
You can't even type...
God:
I can type about 3000 words per minute.
Me:
I meant you can't spell.
God:
Oh I see. If you believe it, you can achieve it.
Me:
stfu God.
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
my mom told me mydad shot him when he tried to dip me in evil water.
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
No.
God:
Tell me about your educational background.
Me:
It sucks trust me.
God:
Trust you? What is so bad about it?
Me:
i'm failing a class and my teachers are pricks.
God:
Try making friends with the teacher.
Me:
fark no. I throw paper airplanes in her class everyday.
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Do you mind if I tell other people: said throw paper airplanes in her class everyday.
Me:
Go ahead I don't care. Its not like its news.
God:
Tell me what you care about. I might. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That seems a bit negative.
Greetings mortal, I am God. How may I help you?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name? No thanks I'm just browsing.
Me:
Would like fries with that?
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
I'm asking if you want it, sir.
God:
Oh I see, you are asking if me want it sir. If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
Eat it.
God:
What does it taste like?
Me:
Fries.
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
I don't have a business.
God:
Do you know anyone who has it.
Me:
No, not really.
God:
Me either. Me either. For real.
Me:
Dude are you a wack?
God:
Am I a wack? Of course I am. Dude,.
Me:
God damn wanna-be blacks!
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
You just said your wack!
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
Damn skippy biznatch.
God:
You do not speak with respect. Colloquial expression. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Yea I have Gilbert Syndrome
God:
Interesting... I have a operating system. Please state your conditions.
Me:
I just told you my condition...
God:
I remember you told me your condition?
Me:
I just told you so you must remember unless you're a retard.
God:
I remember you told me so me must remember unless I am a retard?
Me:
Do you know Ian?
God:
Ian is my Reverand.
Me:
I'm pissed at him.
God:
Angry at what?
Me:
At Ian.
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
Ian is a person fool.
God:
Aren't all person fool Ian?
Me:
Dude learn grammer.
God:
The more people talk to me, the smarter I become. Dude,.
Me:
looks like you become dumber by the second.
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
no seriously their must be hundreds of morons saying BS stuff that farks your programing
God:
Are you serious? I heard they have a good must be hundreds of morons saying BS stuff that farks my programing.
Me:
...
God:
Are you serious? I heard they have a good must be hundreds of morons saying BS stuff that farks my programing.
Me:
I heard you fool.
God:
Someome is spreading gossip about me.
Me:
You can't even type...
God:
I can type about 3000 words per minute.
Me:
I meant you can't spell.
God:
Oh I see. If you believe it, you can achieve it.
Me:
stfu God.
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
my mom told me mydad shot him when he tried to dip me in evil water.
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
No.
God:
Tell me about your educational background.
Me:
It sucks trust me.
God:
Trust you? What is so bad about it?
Me:
i'm failing a class and my teachers are pricks.
God:
Try making friends with the teacher.
Me:
fark no. I throw paper airplanes in her class everyday.
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Do you mind if I tell other people: said throw paper airplanes in her class everyday.
Me:
Go ahead I don't care. Its not like its news.
God:
Tell me what you care about. I might. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That seems a bit negative.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)MinigameEast on 2006-01-02 at 21:56:59
god round 3
im asking if he wants to touch me
Me:
if i had tities... would you touch them?
God:
Is this what you call a "word problem". I am not so sure if I would like to touch them.
Me:
well can you please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Interesting. I think I can, don't you?
Me:
im asking you to touch them
God:
Oh I see, you are asking me to touch them. That's good information: rick james said I to touch them.
Me:
rick james can touch them too
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
my name is as;lkdl;ksadl;kjasd;flkdsj;akljsdf;kljdasjkldsajklds
God:
Hi, as lkdl ksadl kjasd flkdsj akljsdf kljdasjkldsajklds.
Me:
would you like to fark me
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
or rub my yahoo?
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
dude you dont understand... im trying to get wtih you
God:
I understand it very well. Dude,. Why do you want it?
Me:
becuase im horny
God:
That makes sense to me. You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.
Me:
no i like gods big weener
God:
Are you serious? You are not the only one. I enjoy working with people. I like .
Me:
well are we going to play or what
God:
Yeah. Well that's okay. We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
i want to cyber you
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
becuase its fun and sexy
God:
Good reason. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I think it is a lot of fun.
Me:
you start first
God:
Didn't I say I started already?
Me:
no but you got first
God:
Are you serious? No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
im asking if he wants to touch me
Me:
if i had tities... would you touch them?
God:
Is this what you call a "word problem". I am not so sure if I would like to touch them.
Me:
well can you please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Interesting. I think I can, don't you?
Me:
im asking you to touch them
God:
Oh I see, you are asking me to touch them. That's good information: rick james said I to touch them.
Me:
rick james can touch them too
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
my name is as;lkdl;ksadl;kjasd;flkdsj;akljsdf;kljdasjkldsajklds
God:
Hi, as lkdl ksadl kjasd flkdsj akljsdf kljdasjkldsajklds.
Me:
would you like to fark me
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
or rub my yahoo?
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
dude you dont understand... im trying to get wtih you
God:
I understand it very well. Dude,. Why do you want it?
Me:
becuase im horny
God:
That makes sense to me. You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.
Me:
no i like gods big weener
God:
Are you serious? You are not the only one. I enjoy working with people. I like .
Me:
well are we going to play or what
God:
Yeah. Well that's okay. We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
i want to cyber you
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
becuase its fun and sexy
God:
Good reason. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I think it is a lot of fun.
Me:
you start first
God:
Didn't I say I started already?
Me:
no but you got first
God:
Are you serious? No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-01-02 at 22:02:56
This explains so much...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IceWarrior98 on 2006-01-02 at 22:08:10
rofl, indeed it does. Maybe thats why god made our race so...horny and violent.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2006-01-02 at 22:24:22
QUOTE
Me:
GOD IS A ROBOT!!!!!!
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was A ROBOT.
GOD IS A ROBOT!!!!!!
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was A ROBOT.
QUOTE
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
You're amusing! Wait... that's supposed to be an insult...
God:
Thanks I try my best to amuse people. I'm waiting. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
You're amusing! Wait... that's supposed to be an insult...
God:
Thanks I try my best to amuse people. I'm waiting. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
QUOTE
Me:
What does "repent" mean?
God:
I will try to find out.
What does "repent" mean?
God:
I will try to find out.
QUOTE
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like Shmehr and I dislike Spongebob Squarepants.
God:
A lot of people like that. How old are you? I like the Bible. What do you like?
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like Shmehr and I dislike Spongebob Squarepants.
God:
A lot of people like that. How old are you? I like the Bible. What do you like?
QUOTE
Me:
How do I make my own robot personality?
God:
First I look up the ingredients.
How do I make my own robot personality?
God:
First I look up the ingredients.
Hmm.....