Staredit Network

Once upon a time there was a very large office building in a very large city. This building had 40 levels: level 1, level 2, level 3, level 4, level 5, level 6, level 7, level 8, level 9, level 10, level 11, level 12, level 13, level 14, level 15, level 16, level 17, level 18, level 19, level 20, level 21, level 22, level 23, level 24, level 25, level 26, level 27, level 28, level 29, level 30, level 31, level 32, level 33, level 34, level 35, level 36, level 37, level 38, level 39, and level 40.

One day the owner of the building decided to get a PA system installed on every level, in case there was ever a fire and everyone in the building needed to be contacted at once. The system was installed on every level: level 1, level 2, level 3, level 4, level 5, level 6, level 7, level 8, level 9, level 10, level 11, level 12, level 13, level 14, level 15, level 16, level 17, level 18, level 19, level 20, level 21, level 22, level 23, level 24, level 25, level 26, level 27, level 28, level 29, level 30, level 31, level 32, level 33, level 34, level 35, level 36, level 37, level 38, level 39, and level 40.

One day, an employee named John was doing some paperwork on the 21st level when he saw the pager for the PA system in his boss's office. He could not resist. He picked up the pager, turned it on, cleared his throat, and told a joke. It was funniest joke anyone in the building had ever heard. They were rolling in the aisles, laughing their heads off. The accountants on level 3 were in tears. The engineers on level 34 were in hysterics. In fact, workers on every level -- level 1, level 2, level 3, level 4, level 5, level 6, level 7, level 8, level 9, level 10, level 11, level 12, level 13, level 14, level 15, level 16, level 17, level 18, level 19, level 20, level 21, level 22, level 23, level 24, level 25, level 26, level 27, level 28, level 29, level 30, level 31, level 32, level 33, level 34, level 35, level 36, level 37, level 38, level 39, and level 40 -- could not stop laughing.

He walked out the door of his boss's office, feeling all proud of himself, when who should he run into but his boss. "John, come with me now!" John relunctantly followed his boss back into his office. His boss looked at him with fury in his eyes. "John," he said, "your joke was very disruptive to the workers in this building! Productivity was decreased on level 1, level 2, level 3, level 4, level 5, level 6, level 7, level 8, level 9, level 10, level 11, level 12, level 13, level 14, level 15, level 16, level 17, level 18, level 19, level 20, level 21, level 22, level 23, level 24, level 25, level 26, level 27, level 28, level 29, level 30, level 31, level 32, level 33, level 34, level 35, level 36, level 37, level 38, level 39, and level 40! You're fired! Clean out your desk and get out!"

But then his frown softened and he added, "Still, I have to admit, that joke was funny on so many levels."

Two hunters are walking through the forest chatting when they find this MASSIVE hole in the ground. Being utter morons, they decide to see how deep it is. One of them finds a pebble and drops it in.

It disappears from sight without a sound.
The second guy, slightly high off a shroom he found points to a bigger rock and goes "Something bihigger like that should work."
So they drop the small boulder in, and it too disappears.

So rumaging around, they find this old, swollen railroad tie.
Barely able to heave it it, the tie enters the abyss without a sound.

So, without anything big enough besides each other to thorw in, the two hunters jsut mull around.
A goat suddenly runs straight for the hole and before they can ract it's falling into the hole.

"BAA BAA BAAAAAAA" It screams in fright before it disappears.
The slightly high one looks at his partner "Three baas down i guess."
"But how far is a Baa?"
"Idunno"

Suddenly an irate and confused farmer walks from the surrounding forest.
"Any of you seen my goat?"
The hunters are flabbergasted "It, well, you see, it ran straight into that hole."
"Nonsense! I had the beast tied to a railroad tie!"

Whats Green and has wheels,





















Grass i was kidding about the wheels part

A neutron walks into a bar and says "Gee, I'm thirsty." The bartender gives him a beer, and the neutron quaffs it. He says. "Thanks! How much will that be?"
The bartender looks at the neutron and says "For you--no charge."

Have you heard of the happy Roman?

Y'know?

GLADiator?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new fence.

What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get a new clock.

Or get out of the military.

What has Black spots, white body, and long curly hair?

Kow!

Don't forget the pink feet!

Riddler - "Why was six afraid of seven?"

People - "Because seven, eight, nine!"

Riddler - NO! Because seven, eight, nine, AND ten!"

People - "..."

Person in the back - "Boo, you suck!"

You guys ever read the jokes on the Laffy Taffy's?

I've seen one that said:

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
Becuase it felt like bacon.


That one was pretty good, but since this is the bad joke thread, here's a BAD one, that somehow made it onto the label of a Laffy Taffy:


What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk and we can make mashed potatoes.

........................The potato didn’t even ask, it's a statement more than anything.

How many people live underwater?













4.

I got a good joke!!!

Merrell
Kow
HorroR
KrAzY
Doodan
Voyager (wait...he gives me advice )
Sony
Nintendo
Chuck Norris
Your Mom

George W. Bush

LIKE OMG

Woot, I'm second on the list!