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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2006-02-26 at 17:23:09
Jill Brady is always untying your shoes and running away. Today she is wearing a skirt. She is bent over picking up a pile of books from the floor.

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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2006-02-26 at 17:25:38
You dirty perv.

ADDITION:
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You call the kids who don't want her there a bunch of jerks and threaten to throw out anyone who makes fun of Louise at your party. You have shown courage and tolerance for individual differences, and this has made you stronger.

Louise is completely overjoyed. This is the first time she has ever felt like part of "the group." Some of your friends do stay home that night and refuse to speak with you at school. Louise's mother calls you up and thanks you for being so generous.

Louise's mother also happens to be extremely rich. On your next school vacation, she flies you and Louise to Hawaii for a week to stay with relatives there. Aloha!


See? Don't make fun of fat kids! biggrin.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2006-02-26 at 17:25:45
QUOTE(Kame @ Feb 26 2006, 03:23 PM)
You dirty perv.
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oh shut the hell up. Check the options before you get all pissy.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2006-02-26 at 17:27:37
I never said that being a perv was a bad thing tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-02-26 at 17:31:28
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You deserve a pat on the back for avoiding the obvious dilemma. Whether you know it or not, Cheryl had the hots for you. When you get back home, your date is waiting for you by the door. She left her purse in the car and can't get into her house without it. You bring her home and she invites you in. Let's take it from the top...!


Kekekekeke happy.gif

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After much hesitation, he lowers his eyes and blurts out that he thinks he is a homosexual. He is worried that if he tells any friends, they will desert him, and that he will be laughed at. What are you feeling right now?

Select an action:
ANXIOUS/SHOCKED
DISGUSTED
ACCEPTING


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Yay. Onto the real world
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-02-26 at 17:32:18
Oh yay, I helped the mean old lady.

I'm such a model citizen. tongue.gif

And this time it looks like I'm going to survive... smile.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2006-02-26 at 17:34:02
My friend framed me so I looked like a shoplifter! What a whore! mad.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-02-26 at 17:35:03
You too? pinch.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2006-02-26 at 17:36:53
Good thing my mommy trusted me angel.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-02-26 at 17:37:32
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Dad tells you a scary story about the TOAD MONSTER who sneaks into little boys' bedrooms and bites their toes. He waits till you fall asleep and then nibbles your foot. You really weren't asleep. You fool him by jumping up and making a growling noise. You both laugh. He kisses you good night and says, "I love you."

GRR
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2006-02-26 at 17:38:40
ogm random trivia no wai crazy.gif

aww man I just had the menstruation talk...this game sucks pinch.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-02-26 at 17:40:15
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It's time to go to Aunt Lucy's house. It's chilly outside and you need to be dressed in a coverall-type suit.

Select a mood:
[ ]ANGRY
[x]PLAYFUL

Select an action:
[x]GO LIMP
[ ]RESIST
[ ]COOPERATE
That sounds so wrong
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-02-26 at 17:42:21
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MAKE A BOAT OUT OF MOM'S BRUSH AND FLOAT IT IN THE BOWL

LIKE OMG
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dragon-slayer on 2006-02-26 at 17:45:14
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With great skill you pull down pants, underwear and socks in one clean motion. You try to lift up the lid, but it keeps falling down. IT'S ALMOST COMING OUT!!! You had better hurry! Because your pants are around your ankles, it is hard to move around.

You finally get up on the bowl and deposit the remains of last night's ham with corn relish dinner and this morning's oatmeal and applesauce. You feel slightly depressed because you are letting a part of yourself go.



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Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-02-26 at 17:48:09
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Not long afterwards...

After returning from the doctor's office one day, your mother walks into the house and bursts into tears. She has just been told that she has cancer. It is not operable and must be treated with a combination of chemotherapy and radiation. The family is in shock.

On the outside she looks healthy and vital, but on the inside she is deteriorating rapidly. The doctors can give you no definite answers about her condition, and no prediction of how long she will live. In the coming months there will be much sadness. The family may begin to treat her as if she is already gone, even while she remains alive.

In the months that follow there is much sadness. A short time later your mother passes away. It will take a long time to recover from the loss.



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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2006-02-26 at 17:52:01
Your mother is furious because you ignored her. She tells you that if you want to act like a dog, you will be treated like one.
You are forced to eat your meals from a special dog dish (with your dog-name written on it) for the next three days.

rofl n lmao
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-02-26 at 17:55:22
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What a good boy! Dad makes you feel very important. You use your own special (plastic) tools to help him. As a reward Dad takes out a big ball.
He throws it at you, you close your eyes and it bounces off your head. CLUNK!

CLUNK

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"AAaaaaaaAAAaaaOW" The other baby yells. You bit him hard. He drops your toy and runs off.

Sounds naughty.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-02-26 at 17:56:19
Kow...I caught it tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-02-26 at 17:57:13
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Gabby floats up to the surface from under a big, gray rock. Her eye seems very puffy and her body is stiff. You are relieved to see she hasn't jumped out of the bowl.

IT DIED!!!

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It is a large, unfamiliar house. You find a room -- but it's not a bathroom. If you get sick here, no one will know...BLEAAAAAACK! Getting sick like that is difficult to hide. You are discovered and everyone feels sorry for you. The person who has to clean it up feels less sorry for you than everyone else.

BLECH!

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You must think that young children can do a lot! The best you can do is throw them in a pot raw and give them to Dad -- which is exactly what you do. He's in bed sleeping.

Select an action:
FEED HIM RAW EGGS WITH A SPOON
WAKE HIM UP FIRST

EAT!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2006-02-26 at 18:01:31
I'm starting to think this game is very much so based around conformity...I mean, my social status is going down because I don't want to drink cheap wine and get drunk? That's lame.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-02-26 at 18:01:45
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It's a good thing you passed by this opportunity. Rod runs an underground, illegal pornographic movie business. Getting tied up with him could mean big trouble.


Phew. blink.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2006-02-26 at 18:03:59
wtf, i aint even gonna ask...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-02-26 at 18:04:15
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Dad realizes that you are alone with the hot iron and calls you in to him.
You run into the room and trip over the iron cord.
You fall onto the floor and the hot iron lands on your hands and arms. It hurts a lot. You are taken to the hospital.
You suffer second degree burns on your hands and arms. You are bandaged to the elbow on both sides. You will have some permanent scarring.

DEJA VU. I got burned as a child. Still got the scar too!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2006-02-26 at 18:06:55
Aw man I think this game made me an atheist. Suck.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-02-26 at 18:10:25
QUOTE(Kame @ Feb 26 2006, 06:06 PM)
Aw man I think this game made me an atheist. Suck.
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LOL!

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You hear a lot of heavy breathing noises and the bed squeaking, sharply. You never quite find out what they were all about.

Naughty Naughty!

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Once you are in the car he turns away from the school and heads for the highway. This man is very sick. You are tortured, killed and buried in a landfill. Your body is never recovered. This game is over.

You have died.

Haha, I died.
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