Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2006-02-26 at 14:48:29
this is cool...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CheeZe on 2006-02-26 at 14:58:17
Time to kill 100 hours.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-02-26 at 15:39:40
Well... I wasn't planning on doing anything for the next 100 years...
Uhh... whoops.... I got "kidnapped, tortured and killed".
Didn't even make it past kindergarten.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2006-02-26 at 16:21:47
ya'll gotta tell me some of your results...cause I highly doubt the rewards you get is getting to dress up in grandma's old clothes and wear make-up.
hahaha. I spelt results wrong and it came back as renymphomaniacs
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-02-26 at 16:25:09
Hah, this is pretty cool. I'm 1/4 through childhood decisions
Woo..I was mature enough to earn a dirt bike
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-02-26 at 16:30:35
Is there any way you can save your progress? I don't have time to do this all at once!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-02-26 at 16:31:33
The game automatically saves..although that's what it says.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2006-02-26 at 16:40:52
i love this! its fun and wastes my time.
ADDITION: Has anyone clicked the bottom of pictures? what happens? or does your age move up when you get all the pictures gone? [/w3rd]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-02-26 at 16:42:11
You just gotta do as many of the pics as possible..Idk how many, but after a few..or a lot you'll advance
Onto adolescence
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2006-02-26 at 16:53:24
Zombies invade your house. They want to know where your mommy is
Mood: [ ]RESENTFUL [ ]PISSED [ ]SAD [X]HAPPY
Action: [ ] POINT TO THE BATHROOM [X] TAKE OUT YOUR UZI AND MOE IT DOWN [ ] CALL THE GOVINATOR
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-02-26 at 16:55:25
Amen to that
NOOO! Closest friend died! Why did I choose for us to act like rock stars
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-02-26 at 16:55:31
QUOTE(Kame @ Feb 26 2006, 04:21 PM)
hahaha. I spelt results wrong and it came back as renymphomaniacs [right][snapback]435216[/snapback][/right]
Yeah... I was wondering about that...
I'm back in infancy...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lyon on 2006-02-26 at 16:57:50
WOW, i Played played this and well...I Started at 2 and it was 4 all of a Sudden. Did 3 years really happen in 2 hours >.<
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2006-02-26 at 16:59:08
Ah i see. Hehe, i havent died once so far. i'm so good
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What a well-behaved boy. You amuse yourself by looking through the magazines. What's this? A LADY WITH NO CLOTHES ON?! Dad will never believe this. How silly.
LOLOLOL!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2006-02-26 at 17:02:17
yes. how silly. *lol*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-02-26 at 17:03:20
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You have just mustered up the courage to ask Faith Morgan (voted "hottest bod of the century" by fellow classmates) out on a date. She looks you up and down, rolls her eyes and says, "Be real."
Select a mood: ANGRY DEPRESSED UNFLAPPABLE
Select an action: WALK AWAY SAY SOMETHING TO HER GIVE HER AN ALMOST UNIVERSALLY-UNDERSTOOD FINGER SIGNAL
That last one..Is the best damn thing I have ever heard
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2006-02-26 at 17:06:40
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Vincent seems to be full of good ideas, so why not go with it? He requests that you remove your clothes and lie down on the operating table. Just as you have finished undressing, Vincent's mom comes into the room and gasps loudly. She pulls Vincent out of the room and describes the scene to your mother.
Your mom takes the game for what it is -- A perfectly harmless expression of curiosity. Making a fuss over this kind of behavior often sets up a "forbidden fruit" fantasy that may contribute to sexual misbehavior in adolescence. Your mom read this in a woman's magazine.
OMG THATS NASTY...don't play doctor ><
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-02-26 at 17:09:26
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While sitting around the house with a girlfriend one night, she says she wants to give you a manicure.
Select a mood: APPRECIATIVE UNAPPRECIATIVE
Select an action: ACCEPT THE MANICURE REFUSE THE MANICURE
Uh...I don't want to know what that means
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Letting your friend groom you puts her in a very romantic mood. After she finishes the job you get cozy on the couch and have a hot and heavy time. Unfortunately, the next day, your friends see your polished nails and "rag" on you for days about it. Little do they know...
Zomg!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2006-02-26 at 17:10:04
a manicure is getting your nails done
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-02-26 at 17:11:43
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You must really hate your father. The boss' face becomes red. He takes a handful of high blood pressure medication (Hey, just like Dad says!). When he calms down, he promises that you will never have a job in his company.
Not only have you soured a potentially lucrative future business contact, you messed up the opportunity to date "Maddy," a blond-haired, blue-eyed knockout that would make your eyebrows twitch.
Why must I be so commited
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2006-02-26 at 17:16:43
QUOTE(Kame @ Feb 26 2006, 03:06 PM)
OMG THATS NASTY...don't play doctor >< [right][snapback]435257[/snapback][/right]
HAPPENED TO ME TO LOL!
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Why must I be so commited [right][snapback]435266[/snapback][/right]
yea lol, i keep making wrong choices
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The man has no patience for your long-winded chattering. He closes the door in your face
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-02-26 at 17:19:27
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You are getting dressed one day and notice a small red mark on your pen0r. Could it be some kind of disease?
Select a mood: ANXIOUS TERRIFIED CALM
Select an action: GO TO THE DOCTOR IGNORE IT (IT WILL PROBABLY GO AWAY)
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Doesn't anything alarm you? It was only a pimple. Just what you thought. It's a good thing you had it checked.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2006-02-26 at 17:20:08
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While you are outside, playing alone, a car pulls over to the side of the road and the driver motions for you to come over. You notice the license plate says OBO-237.
LOLOLOLOL
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You've just turned off the television set and your room is pitch dark. Through the shadows you notice that your closet door is open just a crack. You can almost see the image of a black-hooded ax murderer squinting at you through the door. He is waiting...waiting for you to close your eyes and fall asleep.
In the quiet of the night you can hear his hoarse breath making deep gurgling sounds. You look away from the door, then look back. It's open a bit farther than it was the last time.
If you can only make it to the closet and shut the door tight, you know he won't be able to get out and murder you in your sleep. The morning light will destroy him so you won't have to worry about seeing him when you wake up.
Select a mood: AFRAID CALM
Select an action: PULL THE COVERS OVER YOUR HEAD GET HELP SNEAK OUT OF THE BED GO TO SLEEP
OMFG *HIDES*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dragon-slayer on 2006-02-26 at 17:22:00
"CONGRATULATIONS! You've found your hand. This may not seem like much of a big discovery but it is. You will have to learn how to control your hands as part of childhood development. When you are an adolescent, those hands are going to get you into quite a bit of trouble -- because that requires a different kind of hand control."