Report, edit, etc...Posted by Atreyu) on 2006-03-14 at 23:47:01
HERE IS MEH RAP, RAP THIS SHIZ!!
Yeah, turn that up, turn it up, i cant hear my snare...alright thats good...
YO, my name is phat, because i can rap, i slap a hoe or two because im dope like that!
YEAH! everyone in the 313 put your mother farking hands up and fallow me! yeah put your mother farking hands up!
yoyoyoyoyo
Yeah, turn that up, turn it up, i cant hear my snare...alright thats good...
YO, my name is phat, because i can rap, i slap a hoe or two because im dope like that!
YEAH! everyone in the 313 put your mother farking hands up and fallow me! yeah put your mother farking hands up!
yoyoyoyoyo
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2006-03-15 at 00:04:15
QUOTE(Wilhelm @ Mar 14 2006, 06:13 PM)
I like pies
They're not... on
fire. Yeah!
Pie.
Mmm.... pie.
Chocolate pie...
Apple pie...
Pumpkin pie
Mmm pie...
^Rap that^
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They're not... on
fire. Yeah!
Pie.
Mmm.... pie.
Chocolate pie...
Apple pie...
Pumpkin pie
Mmm pie...
^Rap that^
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-03-15 at 09:13:02
LOL!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-03-15 at 10:21:50
QUOTE
LOL!
Exactly.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chronophobia on 2006-03-15 at 11:59:13
Rap this!
Hmm, I'm just telling ye, It's Metallica - Fade to Black!
QUOTE
Life, it seems, will fade away
Drifting further every day
Getting lost within myself
Nothing matters, no one else
I have lost the will to live
Simply nothing more to give
There is nothing more for me
Need the end to set me free
Things not what they used to be
Missing one inside of me
Deathly lost, this can't be real
Cannot stand this hell I feel
Emptiness is filling me
To the point of agony
Growing darkness taking dawn
I was me, but now he's gone
No one but me can save myself, but it's too late
Now I can't think, think why I should even try
Yesterday seems as though it never existed
Death greets me warm, now I will just say goodbye
Drifting further every day
Getting lost within myself
Nothing matters, no one else
I have lost the will to live
Simply nothing more to give
There is nothing more for me
Need the end to set me free
Things not what they used to be
Missing one inside of me
Deathly lost, this can't be real
Cannot stand this hell I feel
Emptiness is filling me
To the point of agony
Growing darkness taking dawn
I was me, but now he's gone
No one but me can save myself, but it's too late
Now I can't think, think why I should even try
Yesterday seems as though it never existed
Death greets me warm, now I will just say goodbye
Hmm, I'm just telling ye, It's Metallica - Fade to Black!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2006-03-15 at 12:55:54
QUOTE(Tizzle @ Mar 14 2006, 06:32 PM)
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem {*vocal turntable:
chigga chigga chigga*} "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
Chorus (repeat 2X)
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fark him and fark you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
shiz, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little biznatch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {*AHHH!*}
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fark like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
Chorus (repeat 2X)
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just shiz it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
{*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fark!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Chorus (repeat 2X)
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
fark it, let's all stand up
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Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem {*vocal turntable:
chigga chigga chigga*} "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
Chorus (repeat 2X)
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fark him and fark you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
shiz, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little biznatch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {*AHHH!*}
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fark like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
Chorus (repeat 2X)
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just shiz it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
{*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fark!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Chorus (repeat 2X)
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
fark it, let's all stand up
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QUOTE(Rantent @ Mar 14 2006, 06:40 PM)
Way to have your own lyrics.
Here are a few I wrote a long time ago...
Ya, the begining of an alien invasion!
But I thought it was stupid, so I stopped it.
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Here are a few I wrote a long time ago...
Ya, the begining of an alien invasion!
But I thought it was stupid, so I stopped it.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-03-15 at 12:59:08
"Write your own lyrics, you _____"
What did you say in the blank?
What did you say in the blank?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2006-03-15 at 13:18:22
punk
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rantent on 2006-03-15 at 14:46:19
ROFL!
Nice.
Nice.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Urmom(U) on 2006-03-15 at 14:50:20
HAHAHA, I'd post one but I suck at writing rap songs, I just listen to rap.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-03-15 at 15:09:17
Im doing this for jokes and this is free handed.
So thats the rap and enjoy MA.
QUOTE
If warcraft met starcraft
Peons like to crunch
Scv dont munch
They crush and bite
Not like kerrigan who doesnt have a website
Then the vulture met the troll hunter
The vulture let loose on fragments
But the troll forget he was a babysitter
So the vulture got full of dents
Raynar punched the orc
But then it used a fork
Raynar was on the floor
Like a noob's 2 inch door
Blizzard was lazy to make starcraft II dude
While warcraft got to be online
So starcraft got screwed
While warcraft gets all the time
Peons like to crunch
Scv dont munch
They crush and bite
Not like kerrigan who doesnt have a website
Then the vulture met the troll hunter
The vulture let loose on fragments
But the troll forget he was a babysitter
So the vulture got full of dents
Raynar punched the orc
But then it used a fork
Raynar was on the floor
Like a noob's 2 inch door
Blizzard was lazy to make starcraft II dude
While warcraft got to be online
So starcraft got screwed
While warcraft gets all the time
So thats the rap and enjoy MA.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2006-03-15 at 16:02:15
QUOTE(Chronophobia @ Mar 15 2006, 10:58 AM)
Rap this!
Hmm, I'm just telling ye, It's Metallica - Fade to Black!
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Hmm, I'm just telling ye, It's Metallica - Fade to Black!
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QUOTE(JordanN @ Mar 15 2006, 02:08 PM)
Im doing this for jokes and this is free handed.
So thats the rap and enjoy MA.
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So thats the rap and enjoy MA.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-03-15 at 20:25:54
that was jokes yet you bailed out there one the last line. 
O well nice job. I could of joined in but my mike broke from long time ago.
QUOTE
Blizzard was lazy to make starcrafsft II dude.....
While warg
While warg
O well nice job. I could of joined in but my mike broke from long time ago.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2006-03-15 at 20:28:02
I dont have a microphone
I used my nifty MP3 player to record. It's sweet ;D
I used my nifty MP3 player to record. It's sweet ;D
Report, edit, etc...Posted by nimadude on 2006-03-15 at 20:36:56
Time to slow down all these songs and post them here, so everyone can hear your real voice. ROFL
lol u sound funny
lol u sound funny
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chronophobia on 2006-03-16 at 09:54:14
HAHA! Lawl, was some opera in the end of Fade to Black there mate!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SiLeNT(U) on 2006-03-17 at 02:03:13
I was bored so I wrote this:
grew up the hard life always wonderin will i make it
now im grown up n showin up ready to take it
new king of hip-hop
one-stop shop for weapons to kill a cop
me n my crew aint new but our cause is trew
four psychotic africans is ready
equipped wit aks n machettes
ready to take over teh streets
wit mad rhymes n sikk beats
ppl fiendin to hear me spit
they cant believe it, hit after hit
listenin to my legendary shiz
they all kno whats in sto fo me
crowned as a legend, man or a myth
throwin other africans into the abyss
im like qb tacklin my problems head on
ppl always critisizin for i wat i said on
TV last nite, then they realizin its the truth
my rhymes is petty n ruthless
makin u africans fear my name
and its a damn shame, u a man but cant stand up for ur cause
i stand up for my beliefs without pause
freestylin watevers on my mind
dont give a fark if the goverment minds
my language wont make my sales decline
itll just cement me as a thug
crushin wankstas like bugs
my rhymes are fo real aint like other rappers
wont hear me rap bout my bling bling on MTV
i got insight into wat other rappers cant see
the very mention of my name makes africans flee
my rhymes are automatic causin mass static across the nation
ppl thinkin me n tupac are brothers but there aint no relation
GO MA!
grew up the hard life always wonderin will i make it
now im grown up n showin up ready to take it
new king of hip-hop
one-stop shop for weapons to kill a cop
me n my crew aint new but our cause is trew
four psychotic africans is ready
equipped wit aks n machettes
ready to take over teh streets
wit mad rhymes n sikk beats
ppl fiendin to hear me spit
they cant believe it, hit after hit
listenin to my legendary shiz
they all kno whats in sto fo me
crowned as a legend, man or a myth
throwin other africans into the abyss
im like qb tacklin my problems head on
ppl always critisizin for i wat i said on
TV last nite, then they realizin its the truth
my rhymes is petty n ruthless
makin u africans fear my name
and its a damn shame, u a man but cant stand up for ur cause
i stand up for my beliefs without pause
freestylin watevers on my mind
dont give a fark if the goverment minds
my language wont make my sales decline
itll just cement me as a thug
crushin wankstas like bugs
my rhymes are fo real aint like other rappers
wont hear me rap bout my bling bling on MTV
i got insight into wat other rappers cant see
the very mention of my name makes africans flee
my rhymes are automatic causin mass static across the nation
ppl thinkin me n tupac are brothers but there aint no relation
GO MA!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-03-17 at 15:01:42
20 minerals on MA keeping the flow for the first 5 lines.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ... on 2006-03-17 at 21:59:28
Yo yo yo
I'm da dawg yo
I got myself some da ho
keep the flow
yo
I'm da dawg yo
I got myself some da ho
keep the flow
yo