Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2006-03-14 at 00:04:52
Someone write some rap lyrics. I'll pick the best one, record me rapping it, and post it here.
EDIT: Nvm, this will be ongoing. Whatever good rap lyrics I see, I'll rap it.
EDIT: Nvm, this will be ongoing. Whatever good rap lyrics I see, I'll rap it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-03-14 at 00:08:02
yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Teh_Bun-Bun on 2006-03-14 at 00:14:39
[center]*Copy/paste*
I smoke a lot of dro
that you'll be knowin
my name is whitey zeeb
and I go out when it be snowin
I ain't black or no
but i smoke a lot of dro
i fark a lot of youngins
then I slap my hoe
yo.
you think shiz goes up
i tell you it goes down
don't over water your plants
or else they will drown
keep em under lot of light
all day and night
after 6 weeks or so-
give em some night
set that shiz down
12 hours and down
wait another 4 weeks
and soon you'll be round
cut em at the stalk
hang em on the tree
keep em in the shadey spots
or else they'll be free
give em a week
stock up on munchies
cut that shiz up
and smoke the crunchies.
now you are flyin
so so very low
this is what happens
when you smoke a lot of dro
drivin down tha street
in a camero
seen an essey
in a sombrero
pull out my nine
pop 'em from behind
den go down to the point
and roll another joint
uhh. yeah. yehah neyya!!!
over at crew, watcha gonna do?
i pull out my gat
moe is hella fat.
den go down to the lake
her tits are hella fake
but thats okay
i'll farkem anyway
uhh. uhh. yeah. *gunshots*[/center]
I smoke a lot of dro
that you'll be knowin
my name is whitey zeeb
and I go out when it be snowin
I ain't black or no
but i smoke a lot of dro
i fark a lot of youngins
then I slap my hoe
yo.
you think shiz goes up
i tell you it goes down
don't over water your plants
or else they will drown
keep em under lot of light
all day and night
after 6 weeks or so-
give em some night
set that shiz down
12 hours and down
wait another 4 weeks
and soon you'll be round
cut em at the stalk
hang em on the tree
keep em in the shadey spots
or else they'll be free
give em a week
stock up on munchies
cut that shiz up
and smoke the crunchies.
now you are flyin
so so very low
this is what happens
when you smoke a lot of dro
drivin down tha street
in a camero
seen an essey
in a sombrero
pull out my nine
pop 'em from behind
den go down to the point
and roll another joint
uhh. yeah. yehah neyya!!!
over at crew, watcha gonna do?
i pull out my gat
moe is hella fat.
den go down to the lake
her tits are hella fake
but thats okay
i'll farkem anyway
uhh. uhh. yeah. *gunshots*[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MyStIcAl-MySt on 2006-03-14 at 00:14:43
Hmm this should be interesting to see.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SiLeNT(U) on 2006-03-14 at 00:19:56
I think MA's either really bored or he's hit rock bottom.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2006-03-14 at 00:34:43
QUOTE(Deathawk @ Mar 13 2006, 11:07 PM)
yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by SiLeNT(U) on 2006-03-14 at 00:38:37
QUOTE(MillenniumArmy @ Mar 14 2006, 12:34 AM)
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All I gotta say is LOL.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-03-14 at 11:56:01
Gahahahah! So that's what MA sounds like?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2006-03-14 at 12:20:55
QUOTE(Teh_Bun-Bun @ Mar 13 2006, 11:14 PM)
[center]*Copy/paste*
I smoke a lot of dro
that you'll be knowin
my name is whitey zeeb
and I go out when it be snowin
I ain't black or no
but i smoke a lot of dro
i fark a lot of youngins
then I slap my hoe
yo.
you think shiz goes up
i tell you it goes down
don't over water your plants
or else they will drown
keep em under lot of light
all day and night
after 6 weeks or so-
give em some night
set that shiz down
12 hours and down
wait another 4 weeks
and soon you'll be round
cut em at the stalk
hang em on the tree
keep em in the shadey spots
or else they'll be free
give em a week
stock up on munchies
cut that shiz up
and smoke the crunchies.
now you are flyin
so so very low
this is what happens
when you smoke a lot of dro
drivin down tha street
in a camero
seen an essey
in a sombrero
pull out my nine
pop 'em from behind
den go down to the point
and roll another joint
uhh. yeah. yehah neyya!!!
over at crew, watcha gonna do?
i pull out my gat
moe is hella fat.
den go down to the lake
her tits are hella fake
but thats okay
i'll farkem anyway
uhh. uhh. yeah. *gunshots*[/center]
[right][snapback]445316[/snapback][/right]
I smoke a lot of dro
that you'll be knowin
my name is whitey zeeb
and I go out when it be snowin
I ain't black or no
but i smoke a lot of dro
i fark a lot of youngins
then I slap my hoe
yo.
you think shiz goes up
i tell you it goes down
don't over water your plants
or else they will drown
keep em under lot of light
all day and night
after 6 weeks or so-
give em some night
set that shiz down
12 hours and down
wait another 4 weeks
and soon you'll be round
cut em at the stalk
hang em on the tree
keep em in the shadey spots
or else they'll be free
give em a week
stock up on munchies
cut that shiz up
and smoke the crunchies.
now you are flyin
so so very low
this is what happens
when you smoke a lot of dro
drivin down tha street
in a camero
seen an essey
in a sombrero
pull out my nine
pop 'em from behind
den go down to the point
and roll another joint
uhh. yeah. yehah neyya!!!
over at crew, watcha gonna do?
i pull out my gat
moe is hella fat.
den go down to the lake
her tits are hella fake
but thats okay
i'll farkem anyway
uhh. uhh. yeah. *gunshots*[/center]
[right][snapback]445316[/snapback][/right]
[attachmentid=17769]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Screwed on 2006-03-14 at 13:40:37
lol...
GO ASIAN RAPPER! WOO
GO ASIAN RAPPER! WOO
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Teh_Bun-Bun on 2006-03-14 at 13:50:24
[center]Haha, you sound like me.
Your flow is off.[/center]
Your flow is off.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-03-14 at 14:43:30
LOL!
Yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyeah.
Yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyeah.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2006-03-14 at 17:20:37
Anyone else wanna have their rap song butchered by me?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloud on 2006-03-14 at 17:33:25
WOOOW...lmao.....MA you should stick to map making 
lmao jus kiddin..
lmao jus kiddin..Report, edit, etc...Posted by KaboomHahahein on 2006-03-14 at 18:04:32
that was so funny I like it when you pause to try to get the words right. Good job.Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2006-03-14 at 18:43:21
Yo, yo,
My name is Joe
I like fried chicken
and i like fried dough.
Yo.
My name is Joe
I like fried chicken
and i like fried dough.
Yo.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2006-03-14 at 18:49:31
QUOTE(n2o-SiMpSoNs @ Mar 14 2006, 05:42 PM)
Yo, yo,
My name is Joe
I like fried chicken
and i like fried dough.
Yo.
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My name is Joe
I like fried chicken
and i like fried dough.
Yo.
[right][snapback]445605[/snapback][/right]
[attachmentid=17773]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (DI)Yulla on 2006-03-14 at 18:50:14
Seriously? Do you seriously have nothing to do besides rap some crappy asian made rap songs? This is really amazing.... I will get a geek to rap for me and wait. I will post the lyrics here and see how you rap it.
I love how you screwed up in the last one! You have such a low voice though...
I love how you screwed up in the last one!
You have such a low voice though...Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2006-03-14 at 18:56:30
Just enjoying my spring break 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-03-14 at 19:13:47
I like pies
They're not... on
fire. Yeah!
Pie.
Mmm.... pie.
Chocolate pie...
Apple pie...
Pumpkin pie
Mmm pie...
^Rap that^
They're not... on
fire. Yeah!
Pie.
Mmm.... pie.
Chocolate pie...
Apple pie...
Pumpkin pie
Mmm pie...
^Rap that^
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2006-03-14 at 19:18:39
I'll get my lyrics ready.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-03-14 at 19:32:29
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem {*vocal turntable:
chigga chigga chigga*} "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
Chorus (repeat 2X)
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fark him and fark you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
shiz, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little biznatch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {*AHHH!*}
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fark like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
Chorus (repeat 2X)
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just shiz it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
{*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fark!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Chorus (repeat 2X)
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
fark it, let's all stand up
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem {*vocal turntable:
chigga chigga chigga*} "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
Chorus (repeat 2X)
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fark him and fark you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
shiz, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little biznatch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {*AHHH!*}
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fark like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
Chorus (repeat 2X)
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just shiz it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
{*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fark!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Chorus (repeat 2X)
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
fark it, let's all stand up
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rantent on 2006-03-14 at 19:40:49
Way to have your own lyrics.
Here are a few I wrote a long time ago...
Ya, the begining of an alien invasion!
But I thought it was stupid, so I stopped it.
Here are a few I wrote a long time ago...
QUOTE
An object fell down from the sky to the ground.
And everyone came from miles around.
But they only just looked and then went away.
And no one was left at the end of the day.
At the end of the day, there was a sound.
As a door opened up from that thing on the ground.
And out of it came, something profound.
We aren't sure how it looked, cause no one was around.
And no one was there, because nobody cared.
They were too busy caring for their lives elsewhere.
For the empires we build we build for ourselves.
And we don't give nothing to anyone else.
Except for in just cause or taken away.
In which case we fight back and retaliate.
But the fact still remains, as it does to this day.
That we are the sole source of all of our pain.
And everyone came from miles around.
But they only just looked and then went away.
And no one was left at the end of the day.
At the end of the day, there was a sound.
As a door opened up from that thing on the ground.
And out of it came, something profound.
We aren't sure how it looked, cause no one was around.
And no one was there, because nobody cared.
They were too busy caring for their lives elsewhere.
For the empires we build we build for ourselves.
And we don't give nothing to anyone else.
Except for in just cause or taken away.
In which case we fight back and retaliate.
But the fact still remains, as it does to this day.
That we are the sole source of all of our pain.
Ya, the begining of an alien invasion!
But I thought it was stupid, so I stopped it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-03-14 at 23:10:56
MA....
Just....
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. I'm sorry, I couldn't stop laughing when I listened to 'em, congrats dude, that shiz's hilarious.
I was gonna post some of mine, but...
1: 90% of it's not rap
2: I may still be able to find some garbage from like last year back when I sorta wrote rap...
3: My lyrics were/are garbage
However, if you still wanna enjoy thine self...I could look for em. I'd laugh to hear ANYONE say 'em. I don't, I never will (at least not the song I have in mind
)
Oh and uhh I'd like to know what mic you're using, so I don't buy it. Is it the little one on the muvo tx-fm by creative? Becase it sounds sorta like the poor-quality recordings that my friend made with his.
Just....
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. I'm sorry, I couldn't stop laughing when I listened to 'em, congrats dude, that shiz's hilarious.
I was gonna post some of mine, but...
1: 90% of it's not rap
2: I may still be able to find some garbage from like last year back when I sorta wrote rap...
3: My lyrics were/are garbage
However, if you still wanna enjoy thine self...I could look for em. I'd laugh to hear ANYONE say 'em. I don't, I never will (at least not the song I have in mind
)Oh and uhh I'd like to know what mic you're using, so I don't buy it. Is it the little one on the muvo tx-fm by creative? Becase it sounds sorta like the poor-quality recordings that my friend made with his.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lyon on 2006-03-14 at 23:38:09
Wow Dude, i'll pay good damn money to see milleniumarmy Rap, Rofl