Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2006-04-22 at 15:04:21
Lol, my statenations thing...
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Elections have been outlawed and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Donwano's national animal is the donkey and its currency is the money.
[/NOTRIGHT]Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2006-04-22 at 16:50:15
I call Russia. Huge amount of land, powerful army in all categories.. I shall rule!
All hail the dictator of Aerlora and Russia!
All hail the dictator of Aerlora and Russia!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Minority on 2006-04-24 at 03:34:27
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The Free Land of Good Healthcare
"Lowest flu death count in this region"
UN Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Fair
Political Freedoms: Few
Location: Allied Union of Nations
Regional Influence: Minnow
The Free Land of Good Healthcare is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 6 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass -- devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Defence and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 43%, but much higher for the wealthy. A very small private sector is dominated by the Soda Sales industry.
Voting is voluntary. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Good Healthcare's national animal is the mongoose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the ball of blu-tac.
"Lowest flu death count in this region"
UN Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Fair
Political Freedoms: Few
Location: Allied Union of Nations
Regional Influence: Minnow
The Free Land of Good Healthcare is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 6 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass -- devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Defence and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 43%, but much higher for the wealthy. A very small private sector is dominated by the Soda Sales industry.
Voting is voluntary. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Good Healthcare's national animal is the mongoose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the ball of blu-tac.
"In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet."
LOL!
EDIT: Added flag:
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rantent on 2006-04-24 at 06:04:28
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The legal system would simply be if someone had a problem they could come to me and complain about it, and I would lean right next to them and go "live with it" in a quiet manner, they would then be sent away forever to work in some god-forsaken pit that gives me some sort of profit. To keep up moral and to stop mass rioting, I would have incredible raffles, but the winners of each would be taken away and sent to a different location to work. Then after everyone in one pit has won the raffle I would move the descendants of the other pit back using the same method. (Everyone in my country would live in giant holes in the ground, and I would live in a palace at the top of a mountain in the center, from which I would use a giant crane to lift people where I wanted. As for international relations, I would keep a vast supply of marijuana, simply because it seems hot on the market, no matter the time of year. That and paperweights would be the two main exports of my country, the main import being fine women. The currency I would use would be small figurines of my likeness, which the people would praise. If I were to ever be invaded, which would be around twice daily, I would most likely bargain my way out by using a pyramid scheme, or a secret alliance system, of which I would come out with half of their country, and they would look at their legal system and cry. MY country itself would have no standing army, and would rely on the surrounding animal spirits to come to our aid. (I would most likely employ the special effects crew from powerrangers in any wars I wanted to start.) The capitol of my country would be anywhere I was. The palace itself was simply the main city, of which only I and only anyone I permitted in were the inhabitants of. I would make the national monuments all in one place, possibly stacked onto one another and off to one side of the nation for convenience.
Ya, my country would rock.
The legal system would simply be if someone had a problem they could come to me and complain about it, and I would lean right next to them and go "live with it" in a quiet manner, they would then be sent away forever to work in some god-forsaken pit that gives me some sort of profit. To keep up moral and to stop mass rioting, I would have incredible raffles, but the winners of each would be taken away and sent to a different location to work. Then after everyone in one pit has won the raffle I would move the descendants of the other pit back using the same method. (Everyone in my country would live in giant holes in the ground, and I would live in a palace at the top of a mountain in the center, from which I would use a giant crane to lift people where I wanted. As for international relations, I would keep a vast supply of marijuana, simply because it seems hot on the market, no matter the time of year. That and paperweights would be the two main exports of my country, the main import being fine women. The currency I would use would be small figurines of my likeness, which the people would praise. If I were to ever be invaded, which would be around twice daily, I would most likely bargain my way out by using a pyramid scheme, or a secret alliance system, of which I would come out with half of their country, and they would look at their legal system and cry. MY country itself would have no standing army, and would rely on the surrounding animal spirits to come to our aid. (I would most likely employ the special effects crew from powerrangers in any wars I wanted to start.) The capitol of my country would be anywhere I was. The palace itself was simply the main city, of which only I and only anyone I permitted in were the inhabitants of. I would make the national monuments all in one place, possibly stacked onto one another and off to one side of the nation for convenience.
Ya, my country would rock.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2006-04-24 at 16:50:26
My country still can beat up any other country here.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2006-04-24 at 17:19:05
Mekeekee land
* Communist, Do what I say, Big brother is watching
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* Cultural information; Short, Red Headed, Mongolians, Survival of the fittest, Me kee kee lu wee ke won won vutch, Christian, All rural,
* What would the geography be like? Flat
* What kind of climate? Humid
* What kinds of economical activity would there be? Bears attacking people as far as the eyes can see
* What kind of international relations would it have? Only friends with other communists
The President
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The Country
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* Communist, Do what I say, Big brother is watching
,* Cultural information; Short, Red Headed, Mongolians, Survival of the fittest, Me kee kee lu wee ke won won vutch, Christian, All rural,
* What would the geography be like? Flat
* What kind of climate? Humid
* What kinds of economical activity would there be? Bears attacking people as far as the eyes can see
* What kind of international relations would it have? Only friends with other communists
The President
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The Country
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Flag
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2006-04-24 at 18:43:24
Someone please match my country. This si getting boring. Put some more information, like what your country specializes in, what science, military status, etc.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kp.ZpfW-PanzerIII on 2006-04-24 at 23:10:16
My goverment would be a complete and utter Monarchy where you have 1 of 3 occupations. Industrial worker, Aguculturial worker, reproduction ( To have a massive population for war, and Ag. and Indus. occupations ) I would only educate the people in the arts of combat and work. I would spend large amounts of money on the workers residents and food. Sundays would be a worship day, to constantly have the people be loyal. And Saturdays would be a day dedicated to physical fitness and combat training. The people would not be exposed to the outside world, or what was left of it. The military corps would only engage countrys who have decleared war 1st. They would live souly off of crops and small amounts of red meat. If the blood line is to run out, few members of society would be educated to rule. If there is a large number of educated heirs after a certain period, they would be exacuted. Thats pretty much all.. 