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That second last one wasn't necessary.

lol ive been adding them as i go so witch one were u talking about lol?

The one where the dude shoves guts up HIS ASS!!

lol they are mostly redneak jokes

you forgot to censor remember?

but i got one.


The idiots.

There was a king who had opened 3 portals to a police scene. He had told his 3 most loyalist fools that they can go to one anytime except the last one or they would get caught. So then 1 went into the first portal, 2nd to 2nd portal 3rd to 3rd portal. When the fool who went into the 1st portal asked him what did you use to kill him he said knifes and forks knives and forks!. When the 2nd one came he said drove away in a truck. The 3rd one had no clue so he went to a diner. The lady asked how will you have your meat he said with knives and forks. Then when she asked for it to go he said in a truck. Now when the waiter said did you kill the victim he said "shut up noob im from another dimension so go ,,l,, yourself" later after the police noticed the jestler he went to jail for 3 seconds.



Funny Letters.

One day a guy went into a bar. He saw everyone laughing. So he sat down and asked the beer tender for a suger less beer. While he was waiting some one said "233". They all laughed. Then when someone said " did you see that 723" They all cried. Then when the guy said oh yeah what about them 3f0's. A guy came to him and punched him in the crutch, poured beer on his crutch then had the beer tender slam a baseball bat into his crutch. After he had recovered from that injury he asked weakly "wha..aa..a what happend" the bartender said that joke means " go hit me anywere in the crutch im not a retard like your mothers"

WTF?

yeah... is there a secreat punchline?

Horse in a Bar

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A mans walks into a bar and sees this bucket of money on the table and a horse. he asks, what the bucket for? the bartender says its a jar that you pay 100$ to get the horse to laugh. if you do you get the whole thing. well this guy puts in his money and te horse breaks out laughing. the man walks out with his money. the next day, he walks in and sees another jar. the bartender says "make him cry this time" so he puts in his money and the horse is crying. before the many walks out, the bartender asks "what did you say?" "well, first i told him my dong was bigger than his, he lauighed, then i showed him and he cried."

A man is having a headache so he asks his son, "Can you run down the pharmacy and get me some asprin?" The son agrees, takes the money his father gives him and he heads off towards the pharmacy. The son repeatedly keeps saying "aspirin" as not to forget, but then he suddenly runs into a branch and falls on the ground. He gets up and says, "Sex pills." He continues on saying "sex pills" and eventually gets to the pharmacy. The pharmacist there asks, "What do you need?" The son says, "My father needs sex pills." The pharmacist is confused, but then decides to give the sex pills to the boy and tells him that his father should take one or two pills and that he would call them in a week. So the boy heads home repeating "one to two pills". Yet again, he hits the branch, falls down, gets up, and says "Ten to twelve pills." He gives his father the pills and tells him to take ten to twelve pills. A week later, the pharmacist calls. He asks, "So how are the pills treating your father?" The boy responds, "Well, my mom's dead, my sister is pregnant, my butt hurts, and my dad is on the roof saying, 'Here kitty kitty!'"