Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-04-21 at 14:37:00
Post some good jokes that you think qualify for a good laugh!
Language is in these two!
Buck 75
There were these two virgins who wanted their first time perfect. The man went to a sex expert and asked how to make it wonderful. The man said to put a quarter on his right hip, a quarter on his butt, a quarter on his left hip, and a dollar on his wang. Later that night the couple was in bed and they started. Quarter, quarter, quarter, dollar. Quarter, quarter, quarter, dollar. Faster she said. Quarter-quarter-quarter-dollar, Quarter-quarter-quarter-dollar. FASTER! QuarterQuarterQuarterDollar, QuarterQuarterQuarterDollar. FASTER!! fark it, Buck Seventy-Five, Buck Seventy-Five.
Rich and Poor Guys in a Bar
There was a rich guy and a poor guy sitting at a bar, they both were celebrating their 10 year anniversary with their wives. The rich man said, “I bought my wife a Diamond Ring and a Jaguar XJ220. That way if she doesn’t like the ring, she can drive the Jaguar to bring it back.” The poor man says, “I got my wife a pair of Slippers and a blam. That way, if she doesn’t like the slipper, she can go fark herself!”
ummm, lol the farks are well you know, and the blam is a dill pickle, just change the pickle with doe, lol - trying to make it right without you know trouble
Post some others
Language is in these two!
Buck 75
There were these two virgins who wanted their first time perfect. The man went to a sex expert and asked how to make it wonderful. The man said to put a quarter on his right hip, a quarter on his butt, a quarter on his left hip, and a dollar on his wang. Later that night the couple was in bed and they started. Quarter, quarter, quarter, dollar. Quarter, quarter, quarter, dollar. Faster she said. Quarter-quarter-quarter-dollar, Quarter-quarter-quarter-dollar. FASTER! QuarterQuarterQuarterDollar, QuarterQuarterQuarterDollar. FASTER!! fark it, Buck Seventy-Five, Buck Seventy-Five.
Rich and Poor Guys in a Bar
There was a rich guy and a poor guy sitting at a bar, they both were celebrating their 10 year anniversary with their wives. The rich man said, “I bought my wife a Diamond Ring and a Jaguar XJ220. That way if she doesn’t like the ring, she can drive the Jaguar to bring it back.” The poor man says, “I got my wife a pair of Slippers and a blam. That way, if she doesn’t like the slipper, she can go fark herself!”
ummm, lol the farks are well you know, and the blam is a dill pickle, just change the pickle with doe, lol - trying to make it right without you know trouble
Post some others
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kellodood on 2006-04-21 at 14:40:52
A horse walks into a bar and the barkeep asks, "Why the long face?"
A guy walks into a bar, "You didn't see it either?"
[racist]There are three men from different countries. A frenchman, hispanic, and american. They are on a hot air balloon and it starts going down. "Quick!" the frenchman says, "We must throw out what we have most of in our country! I throw my bread!" he says, throwing his bread. The hispanic nods, and throws out his tortillas. The American looks at both of them, and throws the hispanic out[/endracist]
A guy walks into a bar, "You didn't see it either?"
[racist]There are three men from different countries. A frenchman, hispanic, and american. They are on a hot air balloon and it starts going down. "Quick!" the frenchman says, "We must throw out what we have most of in our country! I throw my bread!" he says, throwing his bread. The hispanic nods, and throws out his tortillas. The American looks at both of them, and throws the hispanic out[/endracist]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-04-21 at 14:53:34
Couple new ones
Man with Tennis Elbow
There was a man whose elbow hurt so he told his friend he was going to the doctor. His friend told him to go to the pharmacy where there is a machine that for ten dollars and a urine sample will tell you what is wrong with you. So he went to the pharmacy and put the ten dollars and his urine sample in. After a minute a paper came out and said that he has tennis elbow and he should soak his elbow in warm water for the next two weeks. That night, he decided the machine must be a fraud.
So, the next day he made a mixture of tap water, his daughter's urine, his dog's urine -- and he added some of his own semen to it. He brought it to the pharmacy and put ten dollars and the stuff in. After a minute the paper came out and said, ''The tap water has lead, the dog has worms, your daughter is on drugs and she's not your daughter.'
Four College Students
Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one day. Each was from a different Big Ten school and each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater.
As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as they reached the top, the Boilermaker hurled himself off the mountain, shouting, "This is for Purdue!" as he fell to his doom.
Not wanting to be out done, the Wildcat threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for Northwestern!"
Seeing this, the Buckeye walked over and shouted, "This is for everyone!!!" and pushed the Wolverine off the side of the mountain.
Three Men in a Bathroom
There are three men in the bathroom, two Englishmen and an Australian. All are at the urinals.
The first Englishman zips up and walks over to the sink and uses a lot of soap and water and before he leaves. He says to the others, “In Yorkshire, I learned to be clean and neat.”
The second Englishman zips up, walks over to the sink and uses much less soap and water but is still very clean. He says, “At Bredford Academy, I learned to be clean and neat but still be environmentally aware.”
The third man zips up and heads straight to the door.
The Aussie says over his shoulder, “In Australia, we learn not to piss on our hands.”
Three Nuns
Three nuns were taking a walk one day.
''I was cleaning the Father's room yesterday and found some pornography magazines," said the first nun.
"What did you do with them?" asked the second.
"I threw them away."
"I was cleaning the Father's room yesterday and found some condoms," said the second nun.
"What did you do with them?" asked the first.
"I punched holes in them." The third nun fainted.
Man with Tennis Elbow
There was a man whose elbow hurt so he told his friend he was going to the doctor. His friend told him to go to the pharmacy where there is a machine that for ten dollars and a urine sample will tell you what is wrong with you. So he went to the pharmacy and put the ten dollars and his urine sample in. After a minute a paper came out and said that he has tennis elbow and he should soak his elbow in warm water for the next two weeks. That night, he decided the machine must be a fraud.
So, the next day he made a mixture of tap water, his daughter's urine, his dog's urine -- and he added some of his own semen to it. He brought it to the pharmacy and put ten dollars and the stuff in. After a minute the paper came out and said, ''The tap water has lead, the dog has worms, your daughter is on drugs and she's not your daughter.'
Four College Students
Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one day. Each was from a different Big Ten school and each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater.
As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as they reached the top, the Boilermaker hurled himself off the mountain, shouting, "This is for Purdue!" as he fell to his doom.
Not wanting to be out done, the Wildcat threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for Northwestern!"
Seeing this, the Buckeye walked over and shouted, "This is for everyone!!!" and pushed the Wolverine off the side of the mountain.
Three Men in a Bathroom
There are three men in the bathroom, two Englishmen and an Australian. All are at the urinals.
The first Englishman zips up and walks over to the sink and uses a lot of soap and water and before he leaves. He says to the others, “In Yorkshire, I learned to be clean and neat.”
The second Englishman zips up, walks over to the sink and uses much less soap and water but is still very clean. He says, “At Bredford Academy, I learned to be clean and neat but still be environmentally aware.”
The third man zips up and heads straight to the door.
The Aussie says over his shoulder, “In Australia, we learn not to piss on our hands.”
Three Nuns
Three nuns were taking a walk one day.
''I was cleaning the Father's room yesterday and found some pornography magazines," said the first nun.
"What did you do with them?" asked the second.
"I threw them away."
"I was cleaning the Father's room yesterday and found some condoms," said the second nun.
"What did you do with them?" asked the first.
"I punched holes in them." The third nun fainted.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lyon on 2006-04-21 at 15:14:39
Not sure what to call this one
3 Jews are about to donate money to a Church
the first jew says "We cant give all this money, so lets divide it abit"
the second jew says "We draw a circle, and throw the money in the Air, whatever money lands outside the circle we donate"
The third jew says "I Got a better idea, we throw all of the money up in the Air. and what god wants, he Keeps!"
3 Jews are about to donate money to a Church
the first jew says "We cant give all this money, so lets divide it abit"
the second jew says "We draw a circle, and throw the money in the Air, whatever money lands outside the circle we donate"
The third jew says "I Got a better idea, we throw all of the money up in the Air. and what god wants, he Keeps!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-04-21 at 15:37:27
I don't get the Buck 75 -.-
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-04-21 at 15:40:13
in different countries they have different humour. i did not find any of those jokes funny, & most likeley mine will not be funnu for others allso, but anyway...
<<translated>>
THE TWO BRICKS
2 bricks are lying on the roof of a building in construction. 1 brick is a green horn & non experienced & the other is old & wise.
the young one: "hey, let's jump on somebody's head, common, let's jump on somebody's head!"
the wise one: "the weather is wonderful, do you really need that ? let's not to that"
the yound one: "han, i wanan jump, common, there is a construction worker passing by, common!"
the wise one: "nah, let's lie here"
the young one: "we'll miss the moment, common, pliz, pliz, common, let's jump!!!!"
the wise one: "ok ok..."
they jump....
while falling on the construction worker...
the young one: "damn, he has a helmet on him, what to do ?"
the wise one: "ah, you greenhorn... look & learn..."
the wise one: "hey, you there"
the construction worker rises his head...
<<translated>>
THE TWO BRICKS
2 bricks are lying on the roof of a building in construction. 1 brick is a green horn & non experienced & the other is old & wise.
the young one: "hey, let's jump on somebody's head, common, let's jump on somebody's head!"
the wise one: "the weather is wonderful, do you really need that ? let's not to that"
the yound one: "han, i wanan jump, common, there is a construction worker passing by, common!"
the wise one: "nah, let's lie here"
the young one: "we'll miss the moment, common, pliz, pliz, common, let's jump!!!!"
the wise one: "ok ok..."
they jump....
while falling on the construction worker...
the young one: "damn, he has a helmet on him, what to do ?"
the wise one: "ah, you greenhorn... look & learn..."
the wise one: "hey, you there"
the construction worker rises his head...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-04-21 at 17:56:56
QUOTE(Kow @ Apr 21 2006, 01:37 PM)
I don't get the Buck 75 -.-
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quarter = 25 + quarter = 50 + quarter = 75 + dollar = 1.75, Buck 75! - Get It
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-04-21 at 18:31:41
Why are they saying it? I don't get how it has to do with sex.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-04-21 at 18:34:04
QUOTE(Kow @ Apr 21 2006, 04:31 PM)
Why are they saying it? I don't get how it has to do with sex.
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Its just a joke, if you think its funny laugh, if you dont get it, dont ask questions, just dont get it!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2006-04-21 at 18:35:51
Buck 75, so what? I don't get it. What's the 75 got to do with it?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kupo on 2006-04-21 at 18:40:30
The ownage joke.
Three men lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to enter the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So, all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.” The king then explained, “Next, you have to shove the fruits up your butt without so much as an expression on your face, or you’ll be eaten.” The first apple went in, but on the second he winced in pain, and was killed.
The second one arrived, and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.
1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter, and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, “Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it!”
The second one replied, I couldn’t help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.”
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-04-21 at 18:42:21
QUOTE(Kupo @ Apr 21 2006, 05:40 PM)
The ownage joke.
Three men lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to enter the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So, all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.” The king then explained, “Next, you have to shove the fruits up your butt without so much as an expression on your face, or you’ll be eaten.” The first apple went in, but on the second he winced in pain, and was killed.
The second one arrived, and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.
1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter, and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, “Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it!”
The second one replied, I couldn’t help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.”
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You got that from the Little Billy movies =/
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ... on 2006-04-21 at 19:07:02
Arrgh!
A pirate enters a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch. He sat down and a man next to him said, "Why do you have a steering wheel in your crotch?" The pirate replied, "Arrgh! It's driving me nuts!"
A pirate enters a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch. He sat down and a man next to him said, "Why do you have a steering wheel in your crotch?" The pirate replied, "Arrgh! It's driving me nuts!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-04-23 at 00:12:09
QUOTE(DT_Battlekruser @ Apr 21 2006, 04:35 PM)
Buck 75, so what? I don't get it. What's the 75 got to do with it?
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instead of going 25, 25, 25, 100 he just does 175 all at once get it now?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2006-04-23 at 00:24:34
And that has to do with that guy losing his virginity how? Hell, and that has to deal with HUMOR, how?!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Arbitrary on 2006-04-23 at 00:27:02
I think it's a ploy to get people to send $1.75 to www.watermelonrape.com.
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PayPal, checks, and money orders are all accepted!
Sign up on the WMR forumz in the next 4 days and get a free domain name!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2006-04-23 at 00:31:12
QUOTE(7-7 @ Apr 22 2006, 09:11 PM)
instead of going 25, 25, 25, 100 he just does 175 all at once get it now?
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But what is funny about the phrase "buck 75"?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by [SmC]DiNO-X on 2006-04-23 at 16:37:15
hahahaha
Muahh, i can't laugh een if I want
Muahh, i can't laugh een if I want
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2006-04-23 at 16:41:21
QUOTE(HorroR @ Apr 21 2006, 05:41 PM)
You got that from the Little Billy movies =/[right][snapback]469984[/snapback][/right]
No that's an old joke. Most movies on SEN are filled with stolen jokes. Like probert the probe.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-04-23 at 16:46:57
QUOTE(Kupo @ Apr 21 2006, 06:40 PM)
The ownage joke.
Three men lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to enter the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So, all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.” The king then explained, “Next, you have to shove the fruits up your butt without so much as an expression on your face, or you’ll be eaten.” The first apple went in, but on the second he winced in pain, and was killed.
The second one arrived, and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.
1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter, and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, “Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it!”
The second one replied, I couldn’t help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.”
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That was good.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-04-24 at 17:42:49
HAHA, i like the OWNAGE JOKE
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Loser_Musician on 2006-04-24 at 18:07:41
The Best Racist Joke
There was this tourist family out in kentucky driving down the road at night. The father accidenty hits 2 black guys. One crashed right into the windsheild, and the other flew 20 feet away.
The fathers calls 911 and says to the operator, "Oh my god! I just hit 2 people with my car! Oh my god!"
Operator: "what color are they?"
Father: "ummm......black."
Operator: "Oh don't worry about it, don't worry about it. It'll be ok."
A few hours later, the sheriff shows up at the crash scene and says,
"Don't worry about it, don't worry about it. That one in the windsheild, we can get him for breaking and entering. The one 20 feet away, we get him for leaving the scene of an accident."
There was this tourist family out in kentucky driving down the road at night. The father accidenty hits 2 black guys. One crashed right into the windsheild, and the other flew 20 feet away.
The fathers calls 911 and says to the operator, "Oh my god! I just hit 2 people with my car! Oh my god!"
Operator: "what color are they?"
Father: "ummm......black."
Operator: "Oh don't worry about it, don't worry about it. It'll be ok."
A few hours later, the sheriff shows up at the crash scene and says,
"Don't worry about it, don't worry about it. That one in the windsheild, we can get him for breaking and entering. The one 20 feet away, we get him for leaving the scene of an accident."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Stalingrad on 2006-04-24 at 19:57:58
The Crudest Joke Ever Told
A little girl walks into a bathroom just as her father is getting our of the shower. And the little girl asks: "Daddy, when am I going to get a wang?". <-----(Stupid Censor)
The father replies: "As soon as your mother goes to work".
Shock value if told in real life: Priceless.
A little girl walks into a bathroom just as her father is getting our of the shower. And the little girl asks: "Daddy, when am I going to get a wang?". <-----(Stupid Censor)
The father replies: "As soon as your mother goes to work".
Shock value if told in real life: Priceless.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shadow-Killa_04 on 2006-04-24 at 20:04:34
Blonde Joke
3 blondes are walking down a path and they spot some tracks.
The first one says, "They're bear tracks."
The second one says, "They're elephant tracks."
The third one says, "They're tiger tracks."
After a heated discussion which lasted about 30 minutes they were hit by a train.
3 blondes are walking down a path and they spot some tracks.
The first one says, "They're bear tracks."
The second one says, "They're elephant tracks."
The third one says, "They're tiger tracks."
After a heated discussion which lasted about 30 minutes they were hit by a train.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2006-04-24 at 20:14:57
Fly Drops
There was this fly, hovering above the water of a river, when there's a fish in the water waiting and thinking to him self "as soon as that fly drops, im gona eat it". Well little did the fish know, there was a bear waitin for him to get the fish when the fly drops. But little did the bear know, the was a hunter waiting to kill him after the fly dropped and the fish jumped. well the hunter had a sandwitch that a mouse had his eye on, he thought to him self " as soon as that fly drops, the fish will jump and the bear will grab it and then the hunter will kill it and ill get the sandwitch" well poor old mouse didnt know there was a cat ready to pounce on it once the fly dropped. well sure enough, the fly drops, the fish eats it, the bear gets the fish, the hunter gets the bear, the mouse gets the sandwitch but the cat misses the mouse and lands in the river. Moral of the story : Once the fly drops, the pusy gets wet.
Dumb Blonde
A blonde walks into a store and says the the clerk, "i want that microwave how much?" the clerk says " im sry we dont sell to dumb blondes" she left outraged. the next day she came in with a wig on and asked again. the clerk said "we dont sell to dumb blondes" well she was t.o'd and the next day she came in looking compltetly different and asked if she could buy it. again the clerk said " we dont sell to dumb blondes" she took off her disguise and threw in on the ground and said "how'd you know it was me?" the clerk said "well, for one thats a TV, not a microwave" the blonde left furiously and saw this other blonde rowing a boat in a field and said to the rower, " u know, its blondes like you that make us look bad. O'Boy if i could swim i'd come out there and kill you"
The Rope
A string walks into bar and tells the bartender to hit him up with a cold one. the bartender responed "im sry, we dont serve strings" well that string got mad and left. he was so mad he was stompin and tangleing himself up. well he walked back in and the bartender goes " hey, arnt you that string" he responds " nope, im
a-fraid not"
Hunting Fun
A group of co-workers deside to go out and hunt for the weekend. One of them hasnt ever been hunting. So they hooked him up with some gear. Well they were in the woods when the other 2 decide to go get lunch. the newb stays hoping to get somthin. well he all of the sudden had to pee. so he took a winkle on the base of the tree. then he had to crap and he was crapping and fell asleep. His friends came back from lunch and saw him sleeping and thought it would be funny to put guts in his lap. well later they were loading the truck and they heard a loud scream. they went to find their buddy and asked him waht happend. he said "GUYS! i fell asleep and pooped out my guts. and well... god gave me these 2 fingers so i shoved them back on up"
Bear Hunting
There was a bear hunter in the woods when he saw a bear, and the bear said "if you miss me im going to rape you" well the hunter took the shot and missed. the bear says " drop them buddy" well the next day, the hunter was at it again, only this time he had a more powerful gun. again he misses. the bear says " you know what to do" well this guy was ticked off. the next day he came back with a bazooka. this time he shot and there was much smoke. once it cleared he saw the bear. the bear goes " you're not doing this for the sport are you?"
There was this fly, hovering above the water of a river, when there's a fish in the water waiting and thinking to him self "as soon as that fly drops, im gona eat it". Well little did the fish know, there was a bear waitin for him to get the fish when the fly drops. But little did the bear know, the was a hunter waiting to kill him after the fly dropped and the fish jumped. well the hunter had a sandwitch that a mouse had his eye on, he thought to him self " as soon as that fly drops, the fish will jump and the bear will grab it and then the hunter will kill it and ill get the sandwitch" well poor old mouse didnt know there was a cat ready to pounce on it once the fly dropped. well sure enough, the fly drops, the fish eats it, the bear gets the fish, the hunter gets the bear, the mouse gets the sandwitch but the cat misses the mouse and lands in the river. Moral of the story : Once the fly drops, the pusy gets wet.
Dumb Blonde
A blonde walks into a store and says the the clerk, "i want that microwave how much?" the clerk says " im sry we dont sell to dumb blondes" she left outraged. the next day she came in with a wig on and asked again. the clerk said "we dont sell to dumb blondes" well she was t.o'd and the next day she came in looking compltetly different and asked if she could buy it. again the clerk said " we dont sell to dumb blondes" she took off her disguise and threw in on the ground and said "how'd you know it was me?" the clerk said "well, for one thats a TV, not a microwave" the blonde left furiously and saw this other blonde rowing a boat in a field and said to the rower, " u know, its blondes like you that make us look bad. O'Boy if i could swim i'd come out there and kill you"
The Rope
A string walks into bar and tells the bartender to hit him up with a cold one. the bartender responed "im sry, we dont serve strings" well that string got mad and left. he was so mad he was stompin and tangleing himself up. well he walked back in and the bartender goes " hey, arnt you that string" he responds " nope, im
a-fraid not"
Hunting Fun
A group of co-workers deside to go out and hunt for the weekend. One of them hasnt ever been hunting. So they hooked him up with some gear. Well they were in the woods when the other 2 decide to go get lunch. the newb stays hoping to get somthin. well he all of the sudden had to pee. so he took a winkle on the base of the tree. then he had to crap and he was crapping and fell asleep. His friends came back from lunch and saw him sleeping and thought it would be funny to put guts in his lap. well later they were loading the truck and they heard a loud scream. they went to find their buddy and asked him waht happend. he said "GUYS! i fell asleep and pooped out my guts. and well... god gave me these 2 fingers so i shoved them back on up"
Bear Hunting
There was a bear hunter in the woods when he saw a bear, and the bear said "if you miss me im going to rape you" well the hunter took the shot and missed. the bear says " drop them buddy" well the next day, the hunter was at it again, only this time he had a more powerful gun. again he misses. the bear says " you know what to do" well this guy was ticked off. the next day he came back with a bazooka. this time he shot and there was much smoke. once it cleared he saw the bear. the bear goes " you're not doing this for the sport are you?"