Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-04-23 at 09:57:39
I can kick Moose's ass 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-04-23 at 10:09:43
HorroR is fatter than Moose.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-04-23 at 10:13:49
QUOTE(Tizzle @ Apr 23 2006, 09:09 AM)
HorroR is fatter than Moose.
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If only that was true, I'd rather not know how you knew that
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-04-23 at 10:20:03
QUOTE(HorroR @ Apr 23 2006, 09:13 AM)
If only that was true, I'd rather not know how you knew that
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I'm yoru cousin
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2006-04-23 at 10:45:16
My grand father died in a concentration camp.
He fell out of a guard tower and broke his neck.
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(MORE RACISM!)
Where do you put a jew with ADD?
In a CONCENTRATION camp.
Ahahhaahhah It's funny because I heard these from my mom.
He fell out of a guard tower and broke his neck.
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(MORE RACISM!)
Where do you put a jew with ADD?
In a CONCENTRATION camp.
Ahahhaahhah It's funny because I heard these from my mom.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-04-23 at 10:52:22
MOOSE MAKE SURE YOU READ THIS IT'S REALLY FUNNY!!!!!
LOL ONE DAY THERE WAS THIS BIG TURTLE AND THE TURTLE WAS LIKE LOL WHY AM I SO BIG AND THEN HE WAS LIKE LOL I KNOW WHY IT'S BECAUSE I'M A TURTLE ANYWAY THERE REALLY ISN'T A STORY I JUST WANTED AN EXCUSE TO TYPE IN FULL CAPS AND WASTE YOUR TIME.
LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL ONE DAY THERE WAS THIS BIG TURTLE AND THE TURTLE WAS LIKE LOL WHY AM I SO BIG AND THEN HE WAS LIKE LOL I KNOW WHY IT'S BECAUSE I'M A TURTLE ANYWAY THERE REALLY ISN'T A STORY I JUST WANTED AN EXCUSE TO TYPE IN FULL CAPS AND WASTE YOUR TIME.
LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-04-23 at 10:53:15
I deem this post funny..Can I have my minerals now?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lil_nemesis on 2006-04-23 at 10:56:44
You muma so black when she went to nightschool she got counted as absent
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2006-04-23 at 11:08:41
Damn rules, I'm actually two years old, my bad.[/s]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Minority on 2006-04-23 at 12:02:53
Huff some nitrous oxide.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Gigins on 2006-04-23 at 12:35:58
Here's good one...
I'M HOMOSEXUAL
I'M HOMOSEXUAL
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shmeeps on 2006-04-23 at 12:51:44
A study shows that 63% of Americans are disfunctional... good. When armageddon really comes, you 37% that are normal are going to be running around screaming "AHH THE WORLD IS GUNNA END!!!", but us 63% that are disfunctional are going to say "... Hey ... there's nobody watching the Lexus dealership..... I'm going to Hell with leather and a CD player!".
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2006-04-23 at 12:52:23
Who in their right mind puts a random number in their name?
It's like they know their name is incomplete so they punch the number pad so the dust under the keys comes out. And to top it all of, THEY STOLE HIS NUMBER! http://www.2707.com/
Joke taken and rephrased from an old and famous movie from the 1980's, I think...
It's like they know their name is incomplete so they punch the number pad so the dust under the keys comes out. And to top it all of, THEY STOLE HIS NUMBER! http://www.2707.com/
Joke taken and rephrased from an old and famous movie from the 1980's, I think...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2006-04-23 at 12:52:32
Im using plain white text 
I better get something 
I better get something Report, edit, etc...Posted by lil_nemesis on 2006-04-23 at 12:53:08
Ok how to get a wheel chair when riding a skate board.
(Note: I do not take any responsibilty if u actually are dumb enough to do this)
Things you will need:
1 x Rope
1 x Skate Board
1 x Person on a wheelchair
Method:
1. Find a disabled person
2. When he comes "roaring" past put in fith gear your skateboard out infront of him.
3. Once he is on the ground drag him so he is on your skateboard.
4. Attach the rope to the skateboard and then attach it to the wheelchair.
5. Tow the dude/chick home, then the wheelchair is yours
Things that could go wrong:
*The wheelchair person could actually have already done this and it's not his wheelchair
*You don't get the wheelchair
*You actually try this
(Note: I do not take any responsibilty if u actually are dumb enough to do this)
Things you will need:
1 x Rope
1 x Skate Board
1 x Person on a wheelchair
Method:
1. Find a disabled person
2. When he comes "roaring" past put in fith gear your skateboard out infront of him.
3. Once he is on the ground drag him so he is on your skateboard.
4. Attach the rope to the skateboard and then attach it to the wheelchair.
5. Tow the dude/chick home, then the wheelchair is yours
Things that could go wrong:
*The wheelchair person could actually have already done this and it's not his wheelchair
*You don't get the wheelchair
*You actually try this
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Urmom(U) on 2006-04-23 at 12:59:31
QUOTE
George Bush, wang Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.
The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."
The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people unbelievably happy."
The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."
The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people unbelievably happy."
I got this from jokes.com. I couldn't post the URL because it was in a popup window.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2006-04-23 at 13:07:12
Two peanuts walked into a bar. One was salted.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (SEN)Dante50 on 2006-04-23 at 13:07:37
Got to disses.
1} You're so fat, when you go to a theater, you sit next to everyone.
2} You're so fat, you sit around the house. Literally.
1} You're so fat, when you go to a theater, you sit next to everyone.
2} You're so fat, you sit around the house. Literally.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by NormMcpetterson on 2006-04-23 at 13:15:14
WOW any more lame jokes and my head will explode.
but here
Guy- mr president can i have your autograph
bush- im president of the united states of america
i kill thousands of innosent people every day by sending them to iraq
to save me form getting killed by a 2 year old.
guy- uuh i just wanted a autograph
bush- heres your autograph
(bush pulls his pants down and farts in the guys face)\
guy- O GOD WHY
(his head explodes)
bush- HA
(a flying head from a kid that herd to many lame jokes hit bush in to a
michal jakson portrait, killing him in a painfull death)
me- can someone get my head?
the end
Hows that for a of the top of the exploded head joke?
but here
Guy- mr president can i have your autograph
bush- im president of the united states of america
i kill thousands of innosent people every day by sending them to iraq
to save me form getting killed by a 2 year old.
guy- uuh i just wanted a autograph
bush- heres your autograph
(bush pulls his pants down and farts in the guys face)\
guy- O GOD WHY
(his head explodes)
bush- HA
(a flying head from a kid that herd to many lame jokes hit bush in to a
michal jakson portrait, killing him in a painfull death)
me- can someone get my head?
the end
Hows that for a of the top of the exploded head joke?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KaboomHahahein on 2006-04-23 at 13:16:24
Hi
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2006-04-23 at 13:19:49
A turkey walked into a cooler and got iced
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2006-04-23 at 13:20:11
You know what? Screw this thread! Moose is a bad admin because he lied to us and so did isolated purity! admins shouldn't be making threads, they should be CONSTANTLY WORKING. I'm sick of all this ADMIN ABUSE gosh this why the site is going downhill blah blah blah blah I'm so tough acting as a rebelion if you ban me that means you're a bad admin! stop lying to us! [/mock]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-04-23 at 13:20:12
Moose is fat.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lil_nemesis on 2006-04-23 at 13:23:19
From my friends msn nickname:
What do you say when you see your t.v floating in the middle of the night?
DROP IT african!
What do you say when you see your t.v floating in the middle of the night?
DROP IT african!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Gigins on 2006-04-23 at 13:24:16
QUOTE(Merrell @ Apr 23 2006, 08:19 PM)
You know what? Screw this thread! Moose is a bad admin because he lied to us and so did isolated purity! admins shouldn't be making threads, they should be CONSTANTLY WORKING. I'm sick of all this ADMIN ABUSE gosh this why the site is going downhill blah blah blah blah I'm so tough acting as a rebelion if you ban me that means you're a bad admin! stop lying to us! [/mock]
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hey moose, you have some shlt on your ass, can I lick it up please?