QUOTE(JordanN @ Jun 10 2006, 08:40 PM)
'By the way I just changed my avvie. sweet eh.
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Mines better
anyways so the dollar ends up in the sewer AGAIN where rats pick it up and take it to a post office and drop it
A post office worker picks up the dollar, but doesn't notice a flea crawling on it...
into someones mail were the mailman drops it off at....
Turns out it was my mailbox. I get the dollar and give it and 19 others to my dealer in exchange for a dub of weed.
The dealer is bitten by the aformentioned flea, and contracts the Bubonic Plague. He dies, and the dollar is taken by a hospital worker.
Into the coffin he goes with the dollar
Then some teens dig up the coffin to steal the bones and take the dollar.
The teens then encounter a ghostly spirit in the form of the dead person they stole the dollar from!
But the teens just walk by and don't think of anything. They walk to my house and end up paying $40 for a dub of weed from me. So now I got the dollar. I end up going to the bak and putting it in my savings account.
There is suddenly an error and all the money in your savings account is suddenly given to me. I proceed to the bank and withdraw ten dollars and give it to my cousin. She then loses the dollar but she keeps the nine other dollars.
Somebody else finds the dollar and goes on WheresGeorge.com where he reads all this..As this is going on the icecream truck goes by and he rushes out to get one
But the ice cream truck keeps driving by and you just crumple up the dollar and throw it at a bird. And miss. So it's just laying on the ground.
A mexican picks it up and takes it to his home country and becomes the 2nd richest mexican of all time.
Then he gets stabbed by the richest Mexican of all time and he sets the dollar bill on fire, burning it completely to ash.
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Time AK47's part didnt happen so the mexican sold the dollar to another mexican for 2 camels and 3 goats
Then the other mexican who bought the dollar went to taco bell to buy a hard taco with spicy beans. When the cash register lady dropped it into some other guys taco by accident....
The other guy found the taco and yelled in happiness!
the guy passed out and the paramedic took the dollar
The paramedic commited suicide using the dollar, and the dollar is now lodged deep within the bowels of the paramedic.
A landmine goes off, obliterating the paramedic and causing the dollar to drift into my living room.
Your living room is destroyed in anuclear holocaust, the dollar falls into an underground cavern where it is visciously raped by a small pale fellow with a lisp.
Later the dollar roled into a guys butt were they were doing 999 billion meter fart contest and it got shot into...
A strippers mouth. She was later pickpocketed by some rapist, then the rapist did the root of his word. In the act the dollar fell on the ground.
A dog picked up the dollar and ran it to his house