Report, edit, etc...Posted by A_of_s_t on 2006-06-10 at 19:52:17
Okay, I thought of this one day: WHat happens to an American dollar?
So, here it goes. Rules:
1. No outragious things.
2. The dollar cannot be destroyed.
3. You must always stick to the dollar.
Okay, here it goes.
The dollar is printed and brought to a United States Bank.
So, here it goes. Rules:
1. No outragious things.
2. The dollar cannot be destroyed.
3. You must always stick to the dollar.
Okay, here it goes.
The dollar is printed and brought to a United States Bank.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-06-10 at 19:54:43
I check it out of the bank along with 49 others so that I can go to the grocery store and get some food. I buy the food and it's put into the cash register.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by A_of_s_t on 2006-06-10 at 19:56:52
At the end of the day, it is taken out of the cash register and put into the safe of the grocery store.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2006-06-10 at 20:07:41
The grocery store is held up by 3 african americans and a mexican. They take the money, and store it in their car.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by A_of_s_t on 2006-06-10 at 20:26:30
The police investigate, find the car, and put it into the evidence locker.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2006-06-10 at 20:27:32
The police buy a donut with it
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-06-10 at 20:29:21
An orc peon was working at the donut shop were he takes the money to buy a new ps3.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by A_of_s_t on 2006-06-10 at 20:29:43
The donut shop keeper takes the dollar out of the register and goes home and uses it as a book mark.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2006-06-10 at 20:30:27
The worker sees the man he hates who always pays with 100 dollar bills, so he goes to the back and jerks off in it and gives it to him as change. The rich man puts it in his pocket.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-06-10 at 20:34:26
The richman heads outside and trips on a rock were the dollar roles away into a sewer were a hobo was roasting shoes for his dinner.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2006-06-10 at 20:38:12
The hobo takes the dollar to wipe his ass with, after he eats the shoe, and sends it down the sewer
Report, edit, etc...Posted by A_of_s_t on 2006-06-10 at 20:59:38
During the weekly sewer clean up, the worker finds it and cleans it and goes to a chinese food place and uses it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2006-06-10 at 21:10:02
The chinese man closes his restaurant for the night and goes to the local store and he buys a pack of gum.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by A_of_s_t on 2006-06-10 at 21:11:31
The store then is about to close and the worker takes 50 ones out of the register.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2006-06-10 at 21:17:26
One dollar then gets blown away outside by the fan and flies into the pocket of an English man.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-06-10 at 21:17:42
It should be 49 dollars PLUS the dollar but anyway...
The guy who took the money out of the cash register went to the vending machine to buy Cotton Candy flavoured cheeze.
The guy who took the money out of the cash register went to the vending machine to buy Cotton Candy flavoured cheeze.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2006-06-10 at 21:21:57
QUOTE(JordanN @ Jun 10 2006, 08:17 PM)
It should be 49 dollars PLUS the dollar but anyway...
The guy who took the money out of the cash register went to the vending machine to buy Cotton Candy flavoured cheeze.
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The guy who took the money out of the cash register went to the vending machine to buy Cotton Candy flavoured cheeze.
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Your post is wrong. It isn't going with the story.
>>Continuing from my Post<<
The English man is then pickpocketed by someone and the thief escapes into the shadows.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2006-06-10 at 21:25:04
the thief runs jumps into a car drives it for a bit and gets out and in the process the dollar is left on a seat
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2006-06-10 at 21:28:38
A hobo sees the car's door opened and decides to go in to check for valuables. He finds a dollar and decides to buy some food from the nearby McDonalds.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-06-10 at 21:30:10
Only knowing that he could buy just 1 apple pie the cash register lady dropped the dollar into the deep fryer but not caring....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2006-06-10 at 21:33:44
The next day, a kid comes in and asks for french fries. Inside one french fry is the dollar, and the kid eats it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2006-06-10 at 21:35:04
The kid craps out the dollar and it ends up in the sewer again
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Corbo(MM) on 2006-06-10 at 21:39:13
Then a trash picker sees it and grabs it and says:
"Damn It's my lucky day! I have one dollar just for myself!
"Damn It's my lucky day! I have one dollar just for myself!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-06-10 at 21:41:03
Untill some guy yoinks it out of his hands to clean his butt.
'By the way I just changed my avvie. sweet eh.
'By the way I just changed my avvie. sweet eh.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-06-10 at 21:53:48
The guy then flushes the dollar down the toilet...