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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-06-12 at 20:42:11
OMG HELP ME
MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS BROKE!
- AOL User.



Racism.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2006-06-12 at 20:44:14
I did my laundry
Just one large white sheet was washed
I love KKK

Next: Paper plates
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-06-12 at 20:45:45
Those new paper plates
are very handy. They lock
in place to store food.




Scrunchy (the hair tie thingy)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-06-12 at 20:57:41
Had you sexed one
You would certainly realize
It is not much fun

Next subject: My signature.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-06-12 at 20:59:02
Wilhelm is unique.
His great sig brings tears of joy
to all who see it.

Next theme: Flamers.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-06-12 at 20:59:47
when i cum in you
i feel the law is broken
you are twelve years old


Way to use one that's been said before tongue.gif

Damnit you beat me.



Firefox.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2006-06-12 at 21:00:01
Is that the same guy
The left one is recieving
He's more gay than me
^in response to Wilhelm

Let me do Kow..

Firefox rules your pants
Firefox has good tabbed browsing
That is about it

NEXT TOPIC: ABORTION
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-06-12 at 21:01:48
"Mom, where do babies
come from?" "Un-aborted feti,
darling" "Oh, okay."



Firefox.

Edit, oh xeno did firefox already.



Myspace.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-06-12 at 21:02:03

While killing babies
Is a hobby I enjoy
The taste is not good.



NEXT TOPIC: Demaris!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-06-12 at 21:04:01
Myspace and Demaris
A most unholy duo.
Ha ha, I did both.

Next topic: Ducks.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-06-12 at 21:05:49
Too many quick posts
Way too fast to post anything
Ducks sure are cool, though

Next topic: Kitten killing
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-06-12 at 21:07:29

Small cats are tasty.
Drown them. Stab them. Incinerate.
Look out, the police!

Next topic: Bacon
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-06-12 at 21:07:39
Don't you masturbate!
God kills kittens for jacking.
Think of the kittens.

Damnit!

Bacon comes from pigs.
You cook it on a griddle
and then you eat it.


Google.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-06-12 at 21:09:21
A big number? No.
It's used for finding lots of porn.
Hurray for teh pr0n.


next topic: pr0n
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-06-12 at 21:09:48
Google is not good
If you want some shotacon
Little boy hentai

Urgh.

Pron is nice enough
But I like underage boys
And that's illegal

Next topic: Dancing
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-06-12 at 21:09:59
When you are horny,
you can just go on the net
and find hardcore sex



iTunes.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-06-12 at 21:10:44
Google is your friend.
Search before you post, dumb-ass.
There are many hits.

EDIT: DAMMIT! Moving too fast!

Next theme: Potatoes
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-06-12 at 21:10:55

Wilhelm is creepy.
He makes me want to kill myself.
Cyanide? Too slow.

Darn!

Potatoes are bad.
They have too many sylla-
bles. I jumped a line.


Next topic: Keyboards.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-06-12 at 21:13:00
Working from potatoes.

You boil 'em, mash 'em
Stick them in a stew. Taters!
Hey, what's Taters, eh?

Damnit!

If you like techno
or just classical music.
Keyboards are for you.


Lord of the Rings.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-06-12 at 21:14:50
Mr.Frodo, run!
Gollum wants his precious back.
He'll bite you for it.

Next topic: The Null Forum.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-06-12 at 21:15:05
^ Screw you Voyager. ^

Gandalf, the wizard
Sailed to the Undying Lands
Good taste in books, Kow

Next topic: Spiderman

v You too. v
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-06-12 at 21:15:36

Sauron is a pimp.
He has got mad bling, gee dawg.
Watch out for Nazgul.

Spiderman, oh why,
do you stick to walls and such?
Is it a fetish?


next topic: SEN
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-06-12 at 21:18:35
SEN is my lover
And by lover, I mean friend
because it is fun.




iTunes
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-06-12 at 21:20:48

Mac's aren't that good.
They are trying to kill us.
Fear the iTunes plague.


Next topic: The Apocalypse.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-06-12 at 21:22:45
The end is much near
Hooded riders on black steeds
to take us away.





Jesus.
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