Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2006-06-12 at 19:46:02
You crazy kids know about those new-fangled haikus, am I correct? You know, the three-lined poems with five syllables on the first line, seven on the second, and five again on the last? Yeah, I thought so. The way I've decided to work this thread is that I'll give out a theme for you to write a haiku on and then the next poster writes one for that theme and then gives out the next theme, the cycle continues. Here's an example of how yours should look:
This haiku sucks bad
Almost as bad as your mom
Burn, you just got owned
The theme for the next haiku is cheese.
Haiku are so little understood...
This haiku sucks bad
Almost as bad as your mom
Burn, you just got owned
The theme for the next haiku is cheese.
Haiku are so little understood...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-06-12 at 19:48:07
Cheese tastes very good
Almost as good as your mom
Ahaha I win.
The next theme is: Oranges
Almost as good as your mom
Ahaha I win.
The next theme is: Oranges
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-06-12 at 19:51:23
Oranges really suck.
They don't rhyme with anything.
Damn those vowels, eh?
The next theme is this smiley:
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2006-06-12 at 19:54:28
That smiley is lame
It won't even animate
It has no questions
The next topic is haikus. Really.
It won't even animate
It has no questions
The next topic is haikus. Really.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-06-12 at 19:54:35
I wrote a haiku,
but it is not very good,
so I won't share it
Next topic = Kows
but it is not very good,
so I won't share it
Next topic = Kows
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-06-12 at 19:58:31
Kows are Über leet.
They eat grass and play StarCraft.
You are what you eat.
The theme for the next haiku is: Nuclear Weapons.
They eat grass and play StarCraft.
You are what you eat.
The theme for the next haiku is: Nuclear Weapons.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Corbo(MM) on 2006-06-12 at 20:00:46
Nuclear weapons for the win!
Nothing more to say
*Akward*
next haiku is: corbos!
Nothing more to say
*Akward*
next haiku is: corbos!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-06-12 at 20:03:29
Corbos is not fun
he makes me write stuff on him
last line is reserved
Pedophelia.
he makes me write stuff on him
last line is reserved
Pedophelia.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-06-12 at 20:07:18
Pedophelia
is a rather bizzare thing.
It's five syllables.
is a rather bizzare thing.
It's five syllables.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2006-06-12 at 20:07:59
Stop touching my thing.
Your hands are rough and calloused.
I am only six.
The next theme is plagiarism.
EDIT - Damn, he got to it first!
Your hands are rough and calloused.
I am only six.
The next theme is plagiarism.
EDIT - Damn, he got to it first!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Corbo(MM) on 2006-06-12 at 20:09:34
Plagiarism, i don't know what it is
btw corbo's a weapon
just thought you should know
Next: LOL
btw corbo's a weapon
just thought you should know
Next: LOL
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-06-12 at 20:10:05
lol, how do you say
this word or phrase, lol, or do
you say, el oh el
The next theme is ultimate chalupas
this word or phrase, lol, or do
you say, el oh el
The next theme is ultimate chalupas
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-06-12 at 20:10:13
Xeno's haiku is
far better than my own work
I think I'll steal it.
EDIT: Dammit.
Ultimate Chalupas:
Taco Bell is dumb
Making me pay for my food.
Chalupas taste good.
The next theme is: StarCraft Modding/Mapping. (Which ever you prefer).
far better than my own work
I think I'll steal it.
EDIT: Dammit.
Ultimate Chalupas:
Taco Bell is dumb
Making me pay for my food.
Chalupas taste good.
The next theme is: StarCraft Modding/Mapping. (Which ever you prefer).
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Corbo(MM) on 2006-06-12 at 20:11:16
Modding up
mapping down
like it how i combined both?
next topic, i pwned voy
mapping down
like it how i combined both?
next topic, i pwned voy
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-06-12 at 20:15:35
Corbo will never
pwn me for I have an ace.
He can't write haikus.
Next theme is: Unicorns.
pwn me for I have an ace.
He can't write haikus.
Next theme is: Unicorns.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Corbo(MM) on 2006-06-12 at 20:17:41
Unicorns are gay
Rainbows are gay
Wow everything is gay!
next topic: lalalalala
Rainbows are gay
Wow everything is gay!
next topic: lalalalala
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-06-12 at 20:19:35
Really, corbo. Your
attempts at writing haikus
are failing a lot.
It's 5 syllables first line, 7 the second and 5 the third. It's not just a bunch of random crap put together.
I feel like writing another (on the topic of LOL)
LOLOL
ROFLMAO
STFU fag
Next topic. Server Overloads.
attempts at writing haikus
are failing a lot.
It's 5 syllables first line, 7 the second and 5 the third. It's not just a bunch of random crap put together.
I feel like writing another (on the topic of LOL)
LOLOL
ROFLMAO
STFU fag
Next topic. Server Overloads.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-06-12 at 20:20:50
Kow forgot a theme.
Now my haiku has no point.
Hail Discordia.
The next theme is: Final Exams.
Now my haiku has no point.
Hail Discordia.
The next theme is: Final Exams.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-06-12 at 20:21:31
There is no topic.
I am godly. It is true. Agree.
I hate writing haikus.
DON'T READ THIS POST I POSTED TOO SLOW
I am godly. It is true. Agree.
I hate writing haikus.
DON'T READ THIS POST I POSTED TOO SLOW
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-06-12 at 20:22:30
I took finals a
long while ago. They were not
very hard to pass.
Server Overloads (since it didn't get done when i posted it)`
long while ago. They were not
very hard to pass.
Server Overloads (since it didn't get done when i posted it)`
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-06-12 at 20:26:53
Oh crap, Battle.net
is laggy and unstable.
A fuse must have blown.
Next theme is: War.
is laggy and unstable.
A fuse must have blown.
Next theme is: War.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-06-12 at 20:35:08
War brings many deaths.
I would hate to fight in one.
The world needs it though.
Sodomy.
I would hate to fight in one.
The world needs it though.
Sodomy.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2006-06-12 at 20:35:17
War sucks really bad
A nuclear bomb just blew
Jesus Christ, my skin
Sorry Kow, lemme do one.
Pulp Fiction was good
Ving Rhames got it in his butt
That was really gross
Next theme: sex
A nuclear bomb just blew
Jesus Christ, my skin
Sorry Kow, lemme do one.
Pulp Fiction was good
Ving Rhames got it in his butt
That was really gross
Next theme: sex
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-06-12 at 20:36:48
haiku is like sex
except there is less penis
and no sticky mess
Boredom.
except there is less penis
and no sticky mess
Boredom.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2006-06-12 at 20:40:47
I was bored today
I busted caps in asses
The cops caught me fast
Next theme: AOL
I busted caps in asses
The cops caught me fast
Next theme: AOL