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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-07-27 at 20:41:36
QUOTE(MasterJohnny @ Jul 27 2006, 07:28 PM)
stupid question but...has any1 ever gotten shot?
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Arrow, slingshot, pellet gun, trident.

All close range.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-07-28 at 16:13:40
QUOTE(MasterJohnny @ Jul 27 2006, 07:28 PM)
stupid question but...has any1 ever gotten shot?
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I got shot in the forehead at point blanke range with a paintball gun. I puked and had a huge gooseegg on my head for a few weeks. I was 13 or so.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Weasel on 2006-07-30 at 11:53:58
I broke my left pinkie finger. My sister and me were playing keep away with some of our friends, and I had the ball.. She took my arm and twirled me a bit, and I fell to the ground. Somehow I landed on my finger. Didn't hurt much, but I thought it was sprained or something.. went to the doctor and found out it was fractured.

Second bone was my collar bone, by playing lacrosse against a level above us. Some fatass guy ran into me..

And one of the major ones was last Halloween, when..
I got hit in the face with a chainsaw. 15 stitches. Even got pictures of the open cut.. Looks gross as hell. All bloody and crap. biggrin.gif
It was a real chainsaw, and it was on.. but it didn't have the blades on it. Otherwise I wouldn't have a face anymore. I was at a haunted house in Illinois, and at the end they of course had a chainsaw guy chase you out.. Well, apparently he was on the side of us, and jumped across my path, which the chainsaw hit my nose. I didn't know I was bleeding until a minute later when I felt something wet running down my face. :/
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tazzy on 2006-07-30 at 11:55:14
Not so long ago, i had a bike accedent.. and wa sin a coma for like two 3 weeks...

Could have died while in this coma, i was told my body funcations just collaped half way though the second week. if it was not for the quick respoce from the docters and nures i wld not be here today..

Then again ive had alot of stuff happen to me which cld of killed me there and then... I mean I WAS right on top of the london bombings... aswell
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Valug on 2006-07-30 at 12:00:04
[sub]I have never broken anything, but as far as pain goes, taking multiple paintballs in the adams apple did not feel too great.[/sub]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-07-30 at 12:12:22
It was a hot summer day. I was riding my bike on a quite small road (only 1 car can fit in some points). Then I saw a old car infront of me. It was driving really fast. I understood that it was one of those pathetic idiots "Look, I have a car, I'm cool". He was driving with the same speed even after he saw me. From one side of the road there was a steel fence, and from the other side there was a ditch (I hope I'm using the right word). In this ditc there was a water pipe. Usually the ditch is filled with water, but it was so hot taht the water vaporized. I had no choice but to drive into the ditch, because I was closer to it. The car was really close to me when I fell into the ditch with my bike.

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Here is a quick drawing I made.

I fell into the ditch, hit the pipe with my head, and the bike fell on me. I hit the head quite hard - everything was "swimming" around me, I couldn't understand anything.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-07-30 at 12:15:54
QUOTE(Mini_Booze_2709 @ Jul 30 2006, 11:12 AM)
It was a hot summer day. I was riding my bike on a quite small road (only 1 car can fit in some points). Then I saw a old car infront of me. It was driving really fast. I understood that it was one of those pathetic idiots "Look, I have a car, I'm cool". He was driving with the same speed even after he saw me. From one side of the road there was a steel fence, and from the other side there was a ditch (I hope I'm using the right word). In this ditc there was a water pipe. Usually the ditch is filled with water, but it was so hot taht the water vaporized. I had no choice but to drive into the ditch, because I was closer to it. The car was really close to me when I fell into the ditch with my bike.

user posted image

Here is a quick drawing I made.

I fell into the ditch, hit the pipe with my head, and the bike fell on me. I hit the head quite hard - everything was "swimming" around me, I couldn't understand anything.
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Track down the guy and beat the hell outta him
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-07-30 at 12:39:42
QUOTE(HorroR @ Jul 30 2006, 07:15 PM)
Track down the guy and beat the hell outta him
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I didn't see his face.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PwnPirate on 2006-07-30 at 15:13:13
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3. Had an operation for phimosis. (Well, I know that it sounds weird, but most of
the Korean men get it for some unknown reason) Trust me, you DON'T want to get
it. EVER.
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Worst that has ever happened to me was when I was around 8 or 9, we were camping and my dad's friend was teaching me how to chop wood. I was doing it pretty good for a while but my dad called me and I looked at him at the same time I was swinging the axe down at my hardest. The axe bounced off the side of the stump I was using as a table and *THWACK*, right into my leg. For some reason I didn't feel anything, they said it cut a nerve or something. Anyways I was like :'O for about an hour untill I got it treated.
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