1. When I was a toddler, I used to bug my mother a lot by approaching her when
she was ironing the clothes. She told me not to come near, but apparently I wasn't
able to understand what she said. So she just decided to give me a lesson by just
leaving me to touch the iron while it was hot. And BOY, THAT IRON WAS HOT.
2. I was sitting on a swing with my uncle was pushing me from the back. I wanted
to go high, so he pushed me real hard. When the swing made a perfect parallel to
the ground, I fell from it and I broke my jawbone. That was when I was six years
old. Now I'm over 20 and I have braces on my teeth; and I have to get a surgery
to slice the jawbone because it grew REALLY big during recovery.
3. Had an operation for phimosis. (Well, I know that it sounds weird, but most of
the Korean men get it for some unknown reason) Trust me, you DON'T want to get
it. EVER.
4. Failed to figured out why, but I had a cancer when I was fourteen. So I had a
surgery to remove it, and after leaving the hospital went out to play soccer on a
dark night. I broke my right leg, and wore a plaster cast on my whole right leg.
With 2 months of no exercise, I had an intestinal adhension. The doctor said that
the pain from it is WORSE THAN A PREGNANT WOMAN'S COLIC.
EDIT: I have several more, but that's still hardcore stuff I guess.