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DT at birth was born just a normal terran civilian he then walked on to of the great white glowing beacon at the age of 16 in to which he became a marine, after being caught having a 10 medic orgy he was kicked out of the forces in to which he became a ghost. his cloacking ability allowed him to sneak into the science facility and jack the "battle cruising for idiots" guide. after learning how to fly a battle cruiser he flew into the sky. soon after that he discovered the magical realm of sen. he made lots of minerals and got lots of posts and was a global moderator keeping the streets clean from us silly zerglings and mooses.

14, 5'7, Brown Hair, Brown Eyes

DTBK has the name Agnes Dumerman, 21. He stands a tall 5'13 and weighs around 200 lbs. He has dirty blond hair with azule shaded eyes. He is of European decent and is the child of a German immigrant couple. He resides in San Francisco where he is heavily influenced by Asian cultures and has taken a liking to it. He works as a computer technician and makes a decent living. In his spare time he goes on Staredit.Net and makes a decent living.

Little Known Facts:

Hard Core Chuck Norris Fan
The DT comes from his middle and last name, Tyler and Dumerman
He was David Blaines apprentice
He has contracted Ebola from one of his expeditions to the Congo
He likes to buy props from the TV show Pee Wees playhouse
Chocohaulic
Favorite color is Blue

Wow, 5'13"... nice!

Ouch. Don't hurt people who are just bored and don't care about sucking up to anyone.


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DTBK was born a standard child, with standard organ complect, and no ability boosts. He turned out to be a PC fan. He began spending his life in the internet, and mastering his ability to talk with non-living objects, such as humans. On April 13, 2003 he understood, that he did not leave his computer (even to go to the toilet) for 5 years non stop. He said to himself: "maybe I should try and get a soda ?". He got up from his chair that was already infected with ants, spiders, Moonrocks, roaches, made two steps, and felt dizzy. He understood that he takes his powers from his magical chair. That's where his ability to talk to humans saved him. His mom put him back on the chair, saving him from eternal doom in a 3-bit format. He still lives among us.

That was the RawReal story about DTBK. [/stupid]

When was this? Why wasnt i informed!? Damn it i need to visit SEN more! >.<

-Le0n

(1st Person) My online identity... "DT_Battlekruser" in SEN. My real name is Bobby Lingeriwasher. My age is 32 in real... and my height is legitimately unknown, but you could guess about 5'0 to 5'9. I live rich. I have a job at Microsoft developing a new corny program that is sure to make Bill Gates dominate the world. That program... is classified. I gain $40,000 a month, too. I am a caucasian male in looks, but I am actually 25% Black, 10% Asian, 20% Mexican, and 50% White. I never let people know... but It's just a diary so nobody knows.

What I think of other people are that they are all idiots. I hate people who act like they know all about this or that. But the way they look at me... I'am just a consent normal person. I have the ability to hold my emotions back forever, but I cannot destroy this emotion.

For further explanation, I have a Masters Degree in Computer Programming. I have yet to get a wife, but I have a girlfriend who is 7 years younger than me. a caucasian brunette.

Is there a reason your anti-fun legacy? :C

Wait doesnt that mean moose just SPAMMED!
Oh well here is the story of DTBK.

When Dt was first born and the doctor was gona slap him on the ass dt just turned over and slapped the doctors hand instead. There parents knew that the day he was born he was gona be a great admin to the world. So as DT grew up his goal was to be the best moderater there is. When DT was just 6 years old he was a healthy (sorry I don't your race) boy who later go into a fight with a kid who stole his lolipop so DT then stood up as a man he is and then did 3 ubertenoku fast punches to the bully's skull and got back his ice cream. Now when Dt was 10 years old, in his class he contructed the children pyramid to make sure everyone had a share.

Dt_Battlecruiser
Mini_Moose_2707 Todd
Candy Merchants
The teatchers and staff
The other kids

Now later on during 2003 a project of name code S.E.N a.k.a staredit network had been progress. DT_battlecruiser took on this mighty roll as moderator while moose got to be the oh my gosh the king *cough* Admin. So till this DT_Battlecruiser has been living up to his Moto "Improving Staredit netork one member at a time". Many examples including, Locking topics, Pwning noobs, saying funny things and of course creating this off beat topic. More examples of Dt_battlecruisers life can be seen in these quotes.









Well that's the life and story of DT_Battlecruiser, the moderator teenager.

- Korean
- 5"8
- Black, medium lengthed hair
- Skinny, but not too skinny.
- Blackish/brown eyes
- Lives near San Francisco

virgin.

That describes EVERYTHING in a person ?

Nuh uh, its b5b5ff.

wears intelligence glasses

human

DTBK was raised by his harsh mother and father LegacyWeapon and Mini_Moose_2707. When Yoshi_da_sniper found out Moose and Legacy were having a baby Yoshi got extremely mad and ran away. The funny looking baby resembled a cross between "Metal Sonic" and a zambonian mini moose. DTBK nicknamed "pooh bear" met up with Jim Raynor, Edmund Duke, and Sarah Kerrigan one night in the siege tank and decided to go to siege mode. Later that week Jim Raynor (whom he called "papa smurf") took pooh bear for flight and shot the Norad II down which pissed Edmund Duke off (whom was called "Drunkin_Wrestler") The next day papa smurf took a vulture and took Sarah Kerrigan (whom he called "Big bad susan") papa smurf told her that she must be a ghost because he sees her in his dreams. Big bad susan was so angry and wierded out she went to the overmind and became infested. Infested Kerrigan (whom was called "big female dog susie") married pooh bear and they all lived happily ever after.

DTBK is actually an infant strapped into a magical computer chair. This chair aquired its magical properties from being vomited on by moose after a long kiss with beer_keg. This chair allows DTBK to have +1337 intelligence, -999^Pi Humor, -50 Strength, +40 Liver Copacity, -50 Hunger, and his body cannot age, therefore he can never get laid. That fact allows him to lurk on Staredit all day and night policing its forums. But DTBK secretly owns many names such as:
(U)BoltHead (When he wishes he was a 1337 map maker)
Youshi_Da_Sniper (When he needs to feel loved and respected)
Mp)MinigameEast (When his chair only gives +666 Intelligence, increases near dawn.)
Devilisk (When his chair rolls a 32.5 and gives +1226 ego)
Demaris (When his chairs -humor malfunctions.)
MoonRocks (When his chair randomly rolls a 8 and gives him +10 IM MOONROCKS B**CH)
DTBK hides his many identities with much success. No one knows just which of DTBK's names represents his real inner personality. Perhaps we will never know...

WARNING: This chair gives NO AGILITY BONUS as DTBK never has to move from his chair. However on the off chance he does shift his weight to move it, it sets off a specially measured goblin land mine, with just enough force* to put the chair back infront of the computer where it belongs.

* All mathmatical cauculations done by an asian, therefore there is no chance they will fail.

-Le0n

Deadline's today, I wonder who'll win.

DT Battlecruiser is a middle aged person with lots of things going on in his head. He likes all things that have to do anything with sex yet doesn't say it in public. Being a part of SEN staff gives him a lot of pleasure because he feels like he has some power in a big community of people. He means a lot to the people of SEN. He likes extreme sports yet doesn't really like to attempt them. He is racist a little yet doesn't say it in public not to give a bad example to the people of SEN. He is somewhat bored with life because he doesn't have a lot of fun things to do those days, thats why he makes contests like this. He is kind of lost in himself thats why he makes topics like this just to see if anybody else can find out for him what he's like. His intelligence is just a little above average. He is very realistic and simply doesn't like bull-crap he likes to say things straight out what he thinks and won't make a big mystery out of it. He really is just a normal person like anybody else, doesn't stand out much from other people and isn't noticable in the real-life public yet he thinks there is something in him making him different from the rest and he is still looking for that thing. One is certain, he has good leadership skills.

Most. Boring. Topic. Ever.

(I can't believe I read it)

ever notice how staff members always win the contests that other staff members host?