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Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2006-08-04 at 17:26:34

I'm in a humorous mood, so I'm starting a contest (the only thing minerals are good for).

Whoever's description of me I pick as my favorite gets 900 minerals.

Note:
-I'm looking for attempts at a normal description, not fantasy tales like might be found on the v5 History page.
-The winner will have the story that I like best; probably something that humors me because it is either what I expect people to see me as, what I really am, or a stark contrast to either of the previous. The winner will not necessarily be the one with the closest description to who I am.

So, writers of SEN, do your worst!

Deadline is... August 11, 2006 (1 week).

Before you get your hopes up, The contest is now over.

Go here for any information on the winner.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by ClansR4gays on 2006-08-04 at 17:54:45

oooohhhhhhh. today must be my birthday!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-08-04 at 17:57:02

1337.00

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-08-04 at 17:59:49

5'2"... 165 lbs, blazing red long hair.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2006-08-04 at 18:00:04

A smart curious person who tries to learn different languages.
A person who likes to type in japanese.
A moderate global moderator.
A modder with a infested Battle Cruiser avatar.
Smart.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2006-08-04 at 18:19:41

Power-tripping-wannadmin who hates Moonrocks, b***h!?

Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-08-04 at 19:10:01

A responsible young wo/man striving up to find his/her place in society.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Hitl1r1 on 2006-08-04 at 19:23:58

An asian(Japanese) kid, who is 5"1, dyed his hair blond, and daydreams about SC during free time

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2006-08-04 at 19:24:56

used to be here just for the pie but now is here to practice his dictatorial powers

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kupo on 2006-08-04 at 19:31:47

There once lived a legend, A LEGEND so far greater then other.

He conquered such websites like staredit.net with his amazing battlecruiser.

He has a smile that lights up a room, eyes that will stun zerg themselves.

His hear blows in the wind as he walks down the valley of bravery.

For here is the none greater then.

DT_Battlekruser

Report, edit, etc...Posted by LegacyWeapon on 2006-08-04 at 19:59:09

The great 'suck-up-to-DTBK' contest eh? Real mature.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2006-08-04 at 20:02:07

why do i think that legacy, dk, and millennium are the same person?

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2006-08-04 at 20:03:43

QUOTE(LegacyWeapon @ Aug 4 2006, 06:58 PM)

The great 'suck-up-to-DTBK' contest eh?
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I think I lose then, eh? I don't mind, I can't suck up to DTBK. But you on the other hand...

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rantent on 2006-08-04 at 20:05:59

Born in the backwoods of some unknown region, you had to fight daily simply to eat and survive. This constant struggle taught you valued lessons that would would not even realize until you decidedly joined the academy for stargazers. Where you became known as the "one eyed wonder" You eventually took your talents of stargazing to another level, focusing on mathematical problems. You developed affluences in problem solving and eventually led to your theory that we are all going nowhere. Upon discovery you promptly decided to make the most of your time by joining some random forum group and talk about a game which you barely play...

Am I close?

Report, edit, etc...Posted by xMCx on 2006-08-04 at 20:12:56

Joined Staredit.net in middle 2004. He met some of the respected early members of SEN. He then went on a posting spree which still continues today. Brought the idea of a File Request Forum, which was turned down. Because Yoshi believed seniority, activity, and detail was extremey important they hired him as a Global Moderator who was ill suited for the job. (In my oppinion moderators should be the best mappers, programmers, and modders of their time so they bring professionalism, not just seniority, activity, and detail. He began an effort to remove Salacious(U) from Clan (U) by proving he wasn't liked, which resulted in him being called

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Worst moderator ever #2.

by banned members, which somehow ironically proves to be true. The popularity poll mentioned above most likely brought the scourge of "Popularity Contests" we have today. One time he was competing with Beer Keg by saying he would never make it as a Global Moderator which caused Yoshi to illogically hire Beer Keg. (Believing he would not make enemies from two old members.) DTBK gets huge post amount gains from unlocking topics already locked by fellow global moderators to add his own comment, before locking them again. (A good deal of his posts are from him saying he locked a topic) He mainly posts news items today (which falsely makes it look like he programs in his topic history). He loves to make no purpose topics like this one. He somehow managed to hold on to his Global Moderator position without even playing starcraft anymore. (Moose is in that much need of help moderating). Even now he occasionally bickers with other Global Moderators while he tries to hold on to his "Right Hand Position" with Moose. He likes to prove people wrong who he doesn't like. (Thus making him impossible to be a neutral party.)

Report, edit, etc...Posted by xMCx on 2006-08-04 at 20:13:00

I think you nailed it Rantent.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2006-08-04 at 21:00:30

DT_Battlekruser is stupid, fat, and ugly.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xx.Doom.xX on 2006-08-04 at 21:06:57

QUOTE(Do-0dan @ Aug 4 2006, 08:01 PM)

why do i think that legacy, dk, and millennium are the same person?
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You need help lol

QUOTE(n2o-SiMpSoNs @ Aug 4 2006, 09:00 PM)

DT_Battlekruser is stupid, fat, and ugly.
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DTBK wont be happy bout that...

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-08-04 at 22:46:21

Look! Up at the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's.....DTBK!!!

Able to stop spammers with a single warn!

Able to suspend flamers from a single post!

With the keyboard made of silver, attached to the USB ports of gold, the powers of DTBK are so vast, that they can only be stopped by one substance...

THE NOOB.

Massive amounts of forum noobs are the only weakness this powerful global mod has, because he can not stop all the spam at once...

But one small weakness does not stop this mod for standing for truth, justice, and the spam-free SENer's way!

*salutes*

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2006-08-04 at 23:38:54

A guy who wants to give me 900 minerals because I can just force him to if he won't.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Arbitrary on 2006-08-04 at 23:50:38

Skinnies and metalheads, born in the gutter, and chained to the radiator of a squat basement for 16 years. We are proud to announce the triumphant return, the thunderous cacophony, the CRACK ROCK STEADY BEAT!
As the same b*tches that brought you the tower tumblin' Mediocre Generica, on 9-11-01..
As the same motherf**kers that united the Gay Rudies, rocked Crack City, and sainted them Columbine kids...we are pleased to present...

FROM ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK OF THE FOOD STAMP LINE
AND STRAIGHT OUTTA MOTHERF**KIN' REHAB!
IT'S THE GOOD, THE BAD,
AND THE LEFTOVER CRACK!!!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-08-05 at 00:15:03

A young adult, intriegued by new technology. Looks down upon most people his age in shame, as he is much more smarter and mature than them. Is realistic, doesn't have too much of a creative side. Enjoys being smart, doesn't care what others think of him... Follows traditions.. doesn't like gangsters

DOESN'T LIKE STUPID FLIES THAT FLY AROUND YOU AND PISS YOU OFF WHEN YOU'RE USING THE COMPUTER

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Urmom(U) on 2006-08-05 at 00:20:19

About 6'2" ish for height and maybe about 172ish for the weight. I imagine that you have short curly brown hair and may have contacts or glasses. You don't dress preppy or like a hobo but more of in the middle by not following trends or buying clothes at stores like American Eagle and such but more of the casual wear instead. You wear a size 13 1/2 shoe and have an arm spand of about 75 inches. You probably have straight teeth from braces and a decent amount of freckles and a little facial hair.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2006-08-05 at 00:33:41

QUOTE(Hitok1r1 @ Aug 4 2006, 04:23 PM)

An asian(Japanese) kid, who is 5"1, dyed his hair blond, and daydreams about SC during free time

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You can't dye it blond. I've seen it attempted.

QUOTE(LegacyWeapon @ Aug 4 2006, 04:58 PM)

The great 'suck-up-to-DTBK' contest eh? Real mature.
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No, I was just bored and wanted something to make me laugh. Moose pulled a "make me laugh" topic.

ADDITION:

QUOTE(Deathawk @ Aug 4 2006, 09:14 PM)

DOESN'T LIKE STUPID FLIES THAT FLY AROUND YOU AND PISS YOU OFF WHEN YOU'RE USING THE COMPUTER

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QUOTE(urmom @ Aug 4 2006, 09:19 PM)

And what I was looking for is more like these.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2006-08-05 at 00:56:28

QUOTE(DT_Battlekruser @ Aug 5 2006, 12:33 AM)

No, I was just bored and wanted something to make me laugh. Moose pulled a "make me laugh" topic.

Sucking up was not encouraged in my topic at all, in fact it was legal to flame me in that topic.

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