Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mightybass101 on 2006-08-16 at 13:59:37
QUOTE
shes kinda cute, let her touch your penis
QUOTE
katie homes is a nice respectible girl and im gonna see her boobs
QUOTE
HEY randy, what, the devil, huh?
HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-08-20 at 03:12:58
<Kow> I wonder if the goatse guy ever gets constipated
Melia42: stupid google.. if i wanted safe search i'd have selected safe search
Kow: Wanting pron?
Melia42: no. I just like the extra surprise of naked chicks showing up in a search for "Rainbows"
Melia42: forced ballroom dancing can be very awkward when you know you're the last one picked to partner up, and the one you're partnered with is also the alst one picked, and together you represent a duo of loserdom destined to make loser babies together that everyone in the community may mock your loserishness
BrerFox: John got the last laugh, he was the only one that was not staked or hung upside down, or burned, or drowned, drug, stoned, or mauled by beasts.
folquee: He died of LSD
folquee: In revelation
"When I masturbate, I usually like to think of a bathtub full of Pepto Bismal. And I'm in the middle of it all, ready and waiting as the scantily clad elderly woman pours in more." - Spatula
Melia42: stupid google.. if i wanted safe search i'd have selected safe search
Kow: Wanting pron?
Melia42: no. I just like the extra surprise of naked chicks showing up in a search for "Rainbows"
Melia42: forced ballroom dancing can be very awkward when you know you're the last one picked to partner up, and the one you're partnered with is also the alst one picked, and together you represent a duo of loserdom destined to make loser babies together that everyone in the community may mock your loserishness
BrerFox: John got the last laugh, he was the only one that was not staked or hung upside down, or burned, or drowned, drug, stoned, or mauled by beasts.
folquee: He died of LSD
folquee: In revelation
"When I masturbate, I usually like to think of a bathtub full of Pepto Bismal. And I'm in the middle of it all, ready and waiting as the scantily clad elderly woman pours in more." - Spatula
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Loser_Musician on 2006-08-20 at 03:50:09
"No one cares, STFU"
-I don't know who said it, but I quote it all the time.
Pure classic scene. To just quote it, won't do it justice. Warning, contains some vulgar language. Don't like vulgar language? Then don't watch it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oUuOQ9VF4k
"What's your name?"
"F$#& YOU! that's my name"
-I don't know who said it, but I quote it all the time.
Pure classic scene. To just quote it, won't do it justice. Warning, contains some vulgar language. Don't like vulgar language? Then don't watch it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oUuOQ9VF4k
"What's your name?"
"F$#& YOU! that's my name"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demon on 2006-08-20 at 12:31:09
Starcraft Quotes:
<Serv> Once upon a time ......
<TheArcaneZealot> LOL CHOCLATE FUDGE RIVER
<TheArcaneZealot> lol this channel is ADD
<TheArcaneZealot> someone was walking down the street and sudenly some old woman drops her dentures out the window and kills the guy =/
<MisDiaL> I'm not drunk
(the one above is kind of an inside joke)
Random Quotes by god knows who:
Expect the unexpected.
Confucious said- Baseball wrong, man with 4 balls can not walk.
<Serv> Once upon a time ......
<TheArcaneZealot> LOL CHOCLATE FUDGE RIVER
<TheArcaneZealot> lol this channel is ADD
<TheArcaneZealot> someone was walking down the street and sudenly some old woman drops her dentures out the window and kills the guy =/
<MisDiaL> I'm not drunk
(the one above is kind of an inside joke)
Random Quotes by god knows who:
Expect the unexpected.
Confucious said- Baseball wrong, man with 4 balls can not walk.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tazzy on 2006-08-20 at 16:58:56
MY siggy has the quote i like!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2006-08-20 at 19:29:14
QUOTE(Stand by me)
"Chopper! Sic! Balls!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Urmom(U) on 2006-08-21 at 01:46:08
QUOTE(Snakes on a Plane)
Samuel L. Jackson: It's time to get these motherfreaking snames off my motherfreaking plane.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lyon on 2006-08-21 at 02:03:41
No offence to any of the *Skaters* here at SEN
QUOTE(OMG SECRET NAME!)
The hardest part about being a skater....is eventually telling your parents that your gay
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Valug on 2006-08-21 at 07:34:49
[sub]<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
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<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
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<anamexis> :<[/sub]
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
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<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick freakers)
<anamexis> :<[/sub]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xx.Doom.xX on 2006-08-21 at 08:23:02
QUOTE(KillerKow(MM) and ForeverSin)
DEMA FOR ADMIN!!!!!
good times. i forget colors anyway
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2006-08-21 at 13:19:15
QUOTE
STFU K THX
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-08-21 at 13:26:17
I have far too many BSG quotes than are healthy. 
Adama: You're not listening.
Baltar: I don't have to listen. I'm the President.
Roslin: If the baby does survive, the question is — what do we do with it?
Baltar: Do? What are you suggesting? That we throw it out of an airlock?
Roslin: I don't make suggestions, Mr. Baltar. If I want to toss a baby out of an airlock, I'd say so.
Also, everything on this page: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Red_Dwarf
QUOTE
Adama: You're not listening.
Baltar: I don't have to listen. I'm the President.
QUOTE
Roslin: If the baby does survive, the question is — what do we do with it?
Baltar: Do? What are you suggesting? That we throw it out of an airlock?
Roslin: I don't make suggestions, Mr. Baltar. If I want to toss a baby out of an airlock, I'd say so.
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Number Six: I always loved the view. Sunlight on the water. It's my favorite spot in the universe.
Baltar: (in Six's head) Yeah, it's magical. Too bad you nuked it.
Baltar: (in Six's head) Yeah, it's magical. Too bad you nuked it.
Also, everything on this page: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Red_Dwarf
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-08-21 at 20:37:46
QUOTE(Valug @ Aug 21 2006, 07:34 AM)
[sub]<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
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<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick freakers)
<anamexis> :<[/sub]
[right][snapback]548133[/snapback][/right]
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
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<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
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<anamexis> :<[/sub]
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Hey, I said no bash!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-08-21 at 20:42:01
I'm here tonight to present the award everyone's been waiting for: best movie. Now, this award holds a special place in my heart because next year I'll be winning it for Snakes on a Plane. Now I know, I know that sounds cocky, but I don't give a damn. I am guaranteeing that Snakes on a Plane will win best movie next year. Does not matter what else is coming out. The New James Bond... no snakes in that! Ocean's 13... where my snakes at? Shrek the Third... green, but not a snake. No movie shall triumph over Snakes on a Plane. Unless I happen to feel like making a movie called Mo' Motha-freakin' Snakes on Mo' Motha-freakin' Planes.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xx.Doom.xX on 2006-08-21 at 21:09:33
QUOTE(From the movie Accepted)
Ask me about my weiner!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Corbo(MM) on 2006-08-21 at 21:18:50
Farty i remember that
And my quote
And my quote
QUOTE
Pie_Sniper: Test of failure
Pie_Sniper: Test again...
Pie_Sniper: Test once more.
Corbo(MM): Test, Stop Spamming, Test
Pie_Sniper: How is testing something spamming?
Corbo(MM): how is testing something not spamming?
Pie_Sniper: Well, how do you test something without testing it?
Corbo(MM): don't you know how to test something without testing it?
Pie_Sniper: Test again...
Pie_Sniper: Test once more.
Corbo(MM): Test, Stop Spamming, Test
Pie_Sniper: How is testing something spamming?
Corbo(MM): how is testing something not spamming?
Pie_Sniper: Well, how do you test something without testing it?
Corbo(MM): don't you know how to test something without testing it?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-08-21 at 21:20:44
There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Pie_Sniper on 2006-08-21 at 22:03:44
Bottom-top:
And, of course, Corbo never kept his promise of explaining because the whole thing is a lie and he can't explain.
QUOTE
Falcon_A (9:42 pm) -- And yeah, people are stupid like that...like, say, a melee map...they look at it and 'assume' how the certain features would actually be used instead of playtesting it.
Falcon_A (9:42 pm) -- See ya.
Pie_Sniper (9:35 pm) -- Oh well, time to go
Pie_Sniper (9:35 pm) -- According to Corbo, lots of people know how to "test something without testing it"
Falcon_A (9:34 pm) -- The hell?
Pie_Sniper (9:32 pm) -- So you'll deny me if I say you can't test something unless you test it? You'll sound like a maniac
Corbo(MM) (9:30 pm) -- not really...g2g i'll explain later. c ya
Pie_Sniper (9:30 pm) -- Test
Pie_Sniper (9:29 pm) -- And they'll be joking, of course
Pie_Sniper (9:28 pm) -- I was testing this by the way: http://mould.dyndns.org/
Corbo(MM) (9:28 pm) -- Edited
Corbo(MM) (9:28 pm) -- Well... let's make a poll that has two options "yes" "no" and the question. Do you know how to test something without testing it? i bet a lot of people will know.
Pie_Sniper (9:26 pm) -- Are you aware that that statement makes absolutely no sense?
Corbo(MM) (9:24 pm) -- well... you don't know how to test something without testing it too bad people will judge you now because of that and they'll say "hey it's the new* that doesn't know how to test soething without testing it"
Mr.Chicken (9:24 pm) -- lol
Pie_Sniper (9:21 pm) -- Why? I'm not seeing how I can test a shout thing with shouting at all
Corbo(MM) (9:21 pm) -- i'll quote that on my siggy by the way
Corbo(MM) (9:21 pm) -- lol... "how do you test something without testing it" lol.... ok bye.
Pie_Sniper (9:17 pm) -- Done now anyways...
Pie_Sniper (9:17 pm) -- Well, how do you test something without testing it?
Corbo(MM) (9:16 pm) -- how is testing something not spamming?
Mr.Chicken (9:15 pm) --
Pie_Sniper (9:14 pm) -- How is testing something spamming?
Mr.Chicken (9:14 pm) -- um kinda bad
Corbo(MM) (9:13 pm) -- i had fried chicken today. how do you feel Mr.Chicken?
Mr.Chicken (9:10 pm) -- Guys this is ChrispChicken just so u no :/
Corbo(MM) (9:06 pm) -- Test, Stop Spamming, Test
Pie_Sniper (9:01 pm) -- Test once more
Pie_Sniper (8:57 pm) -- Test again...
Falcon_A (9:42 pm) -- See ya.
Pie_Sniper (9:35 pm) -- Oh well, time to go
Pie_Sniper (9:35 pm) -- According to Corbo, lots of people know how to "test something without testing it"
Falcon_A (9:34 pm) -- The hell?
Pie_Sniper (9:32 pm) -- So you'll deny me if I say you can't test something unless you test it? You'll sound like a maniac
Corbo(MM) (9:30 pm) -- not really...g2g i'll explain later. c ya
Pie_Sniper (9:30 pm) -- Test
Pie_Sniper (9:29 pm) -- And they'll be joking, of course
Pie_Sniper (9:28 pm) -- I was testing this by the way: http://mould.dyndns.org/
Corbo(MM) (9:28 pm) -- Edited
Corbo(MM) (9:28 pm) -- Well... let's make a poll that has two options "yes" "no" and the question. Do you know how to test something without testing it? i bet a lot of people will know.
Pie_Sniper (9:26 pm) -- Are you aware that that statement makes absolutely no sense?
Corbo(MM) (9:24 pm) -- well... you don't know how to test something without testing it too bad
people will judge you now because of that and they'll say "hey it's the new* that doesn't know how to test soething without testing it" Mr.Chicken (9:24 pm) -- lol
Pie_Sniper (9:21 pm) -- Why? I'm not seeing how I can test a shout thing with shouting at all
Corbo(MM) (9:21 pm) -- i'll quote that on my siggy by the way
Corbo(MM) (9:21 pm) -- lol... "how do you test something without testing it" lol.... ok bye.
Pie_Sniper (9:17 pm) -- Done now anyways...
Pie_Sniper (9:17 pm) -- Well, how do you test something without testing it?
Corbo(MM) (9:16 pm) -- how is testing something not spamming?
Mr.Chicken (9:15 pm) --
Pie_Sniper (9:14 pm) -- How is testing something spamming?
Mr.Chicken (9:14 pm) -- um kinda bad
Corbo(MM) (9:13 pm) -- i had fried chicken today. how do you feel Mr.Chicken?
Mr.Chicken (9:10 pm) -- Guys this is ChrispChicken just so u no :/
Corbo(MM) (9:06 pm) -- Test, Stop Spamming, Test
Pie_Sniper (9:01 pm) -- Test once more
Pie_Sniper (8:57 pm) -- Test again...
And, of course, Corbo never kept his promise of explaining because the whole thing is a lie and he can't explain.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-08-21 at 22:12:25
Bottom to top.
QUOTE
Sie_Sayoka: i feel the same way when i play online
Koal: A brain dead foe is just no fun to fight.
Koal: Anyways........ I'd rather fight an Intellegent foe then a brain dead one...........
Sie_Sayoka: lol
HorroR: Add this to the topic Sie ;P
HorroR: Pretty obvious Koal ;P
Koal: So thats what those redeads try to do to you when they latch onto you.......
Sie_Sayoka: yes
Koal: Zombies try to ass rape you?
aznshorty67: that sucks.
HorroR: you're*
HorroR: That or your fighting internet viruses
HorroR: Exactly
Sie_Sayoka: the whole zombie experience is to shoot a slowly moving carcass as it tries to rape you
Sie_Sayoka: zombies with weapoins.... its basically the same as fighting people
aznshorty67: *hadoken*
HorroR: k.
Koal: Your a wimp then.
HorroR: I don't
Koal: But its more a challenge! I like fighting a zombie weilding a minigun!
HorroR: It makes them RIGG'D
HorroR: I don't think so. Takes the thrill out of the zombie experience
Koal: But zombies with Weapons are Awsome!
HorroR: Brainbread = 1337 pwnage Half LIfe mod
HorroR: I hate zombies with weapons
Tailz: Bandit or zombie comes up ZZZZZZ *dies from electric shock*
Tailz: ...they had an electric fence and one way on XD
HorroR: Like that renegade Merc who went insane and took the Reckoning
HorroR: Bandits Tailz, bandits
aznshorty67: 879 proxies *drooool*
HorroR: The zombies need a brain to still function, but if they eat the brain = no zombie
Tailz: Horror why not do like they did in "Land of the dead"they garthered a ton of supplies cleared an area of the town.then went and got truckls and vechicles to sue to raid smaller towns >_>
HorroR: The whole brains thing makes no sense
HorroR: Flesh, various organs except the genetallia, and tacos
Koal: Brains, Duh.
Sie_Sayoka: what do zombies eat?
HorroR: That or with a door
HorroR: Most manly kills are with your man junk
Koal: Fine.......... I'll just kill zombies with Cufflinks, Its the most manly way to die. But If a Manage to kill my way though zombies and live Then I'll be more manly then I was.
HorroR: Those buns can't hold themselves up
HorroR: If not; you just commited suicide
HorroR: If you have the supplies
HorroR: McDonalds, the desert, Tundra
Sie_Sayoka: thundra or desert
HorroR: Bandits will just break in and get you and themselves up the buttocks
Tailz: ok horror weres the safest place...
Tailz: barricade with mcdonald buns and your good XD
HorroR: The gunshop is also suicide
HorroR: Just keep the r, tongue.gif
Tailz: No no no....you lock yourself in a gunshop of course
aznshorty67: i'm shirty now smile.gif
HorroR: Shirty ftw
Gemz: hgey Shirty and chelsie
HorroR: Of course, that's not too bad
HorroR: And it could cave in your skull just as easily if you screwu p
HorroR: Chainsaw has a finite fuel supply, and it'll just lure more zombies to give it to you up the buttocks
Koal: Lies.
Tailz: ZOMBIE*hides in box*
Sie_Sayoka: im gewd, you?
chelsie: how is everyone
HorroR: Chainsaw = suicide
Koal: I'll take a Chain Saw if we're going up Against zombies.
aznshorty67: nice
HorroR: Yeah
aznshorty67: wait you got the book?
Tailz: Yes shorty We found out mcdonalds buns work the best for killing them XD
HorroR: Go ahead smile.gif
HorroR: It says unless you like carrying a lot of shotgun shells and going pointblank range
aznshorty67: killing zombies now?
Sie_Sayoka: what about the shotgun?
HorroR: Dear God. I am stupid. Thanks for the correction Koal ;P
Tailz: [link] >_> Told you i have an id badge
Koal: Actually that would be a pulling a tricky the Clown.
HorroR: Of course you could just go Rambo in with your man junk
HorroR: Shaolin Spade's a good one also P:
HorroR: Rifles, a trench pike
HorroR: Anything silenced. SIlenced Pistol (OMG THAT'S SILENCED?!!!1) Crossbow
Sie_Sayoka: EH?
HorroR: Woot! Get me in on this. And it's called Solaniu..m...sola..Solanum
Sie_Sayoka: whats the most effective weapon agaisnt a zombie?
Tailz: oh did tyou know horror they are in the phases of testing the T-virus? I have an id badge >_>
HorroR: Lol
Sie_Sayoka: im going to make a null topic of this convo biggrin.gif its awesome
HorroR: Unless you have über roundhouse kick skills
HorroR: Note I said: BARRICADED. So you can't get out
HorroR: Is suicide unless you've barricaded yourself and have an escape route.
Tailz: Meh i have a anti-zombie security system *activates it*
HorroR: They say anything not silenced
Sie_Sayoka: I have a shotgun... itl probolly do more harm than good since u can clearly see my avvy tongue.gif
HorroR: are the most harshest environments, but most safest
HorroR: The Tundra and Desert
HorroR: Lol. The book says
Sie_Sayoka: Lais!
HorroR: And yes; if you want to die faster, run around naked
HorroR: No Sie. What I say goes P:
chelsie: what u talkin bout
HorroR: Now you just have BURNING zombies yawn.gif!
Tailz: Did it say run around naked as it will distract the zombies?
Sie_Sayoka: u mean sylvester stalone?
HorroR: They lied!
HorroR: They said Fire worked on zombies
HorroR: Nah. Steven Seagal is old. You'll just die.
Tailz: factor*
Tailz: no horror it was called Covert one The hades facotr
Sie_Sayoka: then what? rambo?
HorroR: For one, since McGyver doesn't exist, and two, the zombies move faster than a parked car
Sie_Sayoka: D:
HorroR: They said going McGyver is suicide
HorroR: 28 Days Later? ;P
Tailz: killed 10,000 people in the movie* XD
Sie_Sayoka: does the guide tell how to go mcgyver on the zombies?
HorroR: Actually I'm serious
Sie_Sayoka: LOL!!!!
Tailz: ....Come on horror i want to know more about that book ;.;
HorroR: They say sailors tend to be killed in deep water when they drop anchor because zombies climb up the line and give it to them up the buttocks
Tailz: lol horror post some more about that book >_>
Sie_Sayoka: done
HorroR: I declare someone should remember that quote for all time
Tailz: *Gets knocked out cause it fells like 40 pounds*
Sie_Sayoka: LOL!!!!
HorroR: *throws McDonald sesame seed buns at Tailz*
HorroR: Their stale sesame seed buns will make terrific barricades
Tailz: im a zombie come to eat you
HorroR: McDonalds is definately safer
Tailz: fine
HorroR: Dude, Tailz, TACO ZOMBIES. Think man, think!
Tailz: if a zombie walks into the tacobell throw the burrito at him and run.Zombies like burritos
HorroR: No! Walruses are more deadly. Zombified or not
Tailz: <_< Fine just go eat a burrito at taco bell and dont worry
Sie_Sayoka: dude penguin zombies, the most deadly type
HorroR: Rape, hypothetically speaking, of course
HorroR: They'll just freeze over, then thaw, then rape me later
HorroR: They'll be there
Tailz: psh horror just got to antartica no zombies stay their duh
Tailz: ;.; i have a physical in an hour
HorroR: Organize before they rise!
Sie_Sayoka: LOL
HorroR: And didn't find it, but then I checked again on Sunday and it was right where I searched the most
HorroR: Several weeks before, I searched the entire Book Store about 8 times
Sie_Sayoka: i saw it in borders
HorroR: Ironically though
HorroR: It took me forever to find it
Sie_Sayoka: LOL i wanted to buy that book but my moms like no thats stupid
HorroR: Well, more than usual
HorroR: It made me incredibly paranoid
HorroR: Zombie Survival Guide
Sie_Sayoka: whats huh?
HorroR: Your book made me paranoid ;/
HorroR: Damn you Max Brooks!
Koal: A brain dead foe is just no fun to fight.
Koal: Anyways........ I'd rather fight an Intellegent foe then a brain dead one...........
Sie_Sayoka: lol
HorroR: Add this to the topic Sie ;P
HorroR: Pretty obvious Koal ;P
Koal: So thats what those redeads try to do to you when they latch onto you.......
Sie_Sayoka: yes
Koal: Zombies try to ass rape you?
aznshorty67: that sucks.
HorroR: you're*
HorroR: That or your fighting internet viruses
HorroR: Exactly
Sie_Sayoka: the whole zombie experience is to shoot a slowly moving carcass as it tries to rape you
Sie_Sayoka: zombies with weapoins.... its basically the same as fighting people
aznshorty67: *hadoken*
HorroR: k.
Koal: Your a wimp then.
HorroR: I don't
Koal: But its more a challenge! I like fighting a zombie weilding a minigun!
HorroR: It makes them RIGG'D
HorroR: I don't think so. Takes the thrill out of the zombie experience
Koal: But zombies with Weapons are Awsome!
HorroR: Brainbread = 1337 pwnage Half LIfe mod
HorroR: I hate zombies with weapons
Tailz: Bandit or zombie comes up ZZZZZZ *dies from electric shock*
Tailz: ...they had an electric fence and one way on XD
HorroR: Like that renegade Merc who went insane and took the Reckoning
HorroR: Bandits Tailz, bandits
aznshorty67: 879 proxies *drooool*
HorroR: The zombies need a brain to still function, but if they eat the brain = no zombie
Tailz: Horror why not do like they did in "Land of the dead"they garthered a ton of supplies cleared an area of the town.then went and got truckls and vechicles to sue to raid smaller towns >_>
HorroR: The whole brains thing makes no sense
HorroR: Flesh, various organs except the genetallia, and tacos
Koal: Brains, Duh.
Sie_Sayoka: what do zombies eat?
HorroR: That or with a door
HorroR: Most manly kills are with your man junk
Koal: Fine.......... I'll just kill zombies with Cufflinks, Its the most manly way to die. But If a Manage to kill my way though zombies and live Then I'll be more manly then I was.
HorroR: Those buns can't hold themselves up
HorroR: If not; you just commited suicide
HorroR: If you have the supplies
HorroR: McDonalds, the desert, Tundra
Sie_Sayoka: thundra or desert
HorroR: Bandits will just break in and get you and themselves up the buttocks
Tailz: ok horror weres the safest place...
Tailz: barricade with mcdonald buns and your good XD
HorroR: The gunshop is also suicide
HorroR: Just keep the r, tongue.gif
Tailz: No no no....you lock yourself in a gunshop of course
aznshorty67: i'm shirty now smile.gif
HorroR: Shirty ftw
Gemz: hgey Shirty and chelsie
HorroR: Of course, that's not too bad
HorroR: And it could cave in your skull just as easily if you screwu p
HorroR: Chainsaw has a finite fuel supply, and it'll just lure more zombies to give it to you up the buttocks
Koal: Lies.
Tailz: ZOMBIE*hides in box*
Sie_Sayoka: im gewd, you?
chelsie: how is everyone
HorroR: Chainsaw = suicide
Koal: I'll take a Chain Saw if we're going up Against zombies.
aznshorty67: nice
HorroR: Yeah
aznshorty67: wait you got the book?
Tailz: Yes shorty We found out mcdonalds buns work the best for killing them XD
HorroR: Go ahead smile.gif
HorroR: It says unless you like carrying a lot of shotgun shells and going pointblank range
aznshorty67: killing zombies now?
Sie_Sayoka: what about the shotgun?
HorroR: Dear God. I am stupid. Thanks for the correction Koal ;P
Tailz: [link] >_> Told you i have an id badge
Koal: Actually that would be a pulling a tricky the Clown.
HorroR: Of course you could just go Rambo in with your man junk
HorroR: Shaolin Spade's a good one also P:
HorroR: Rifles, a trench pike
HorroR: Anything silenced. SIlenced Pistol (OMG THAT'S SILENCED?!!!1) Crossbow
Sie_Sayoka: EH?
HorroR: Woot! Get me in on this. And it's called Solaniu..m...sola..Solanum
Sie_Sayoka: whats the most effective weapon agaisnt a zombie?
Tailz: oh did tyou know horror they are in the phases of testing the T-virus? I have an id badge >_>
HorroR: Lol
Sie_Sayoka: im going to make a null topic of this convo biggrin.gif its awesome
HorroR: Unless you have über roundhouse kick skills
HorroR: Note I said: BARRICADED. So you can't get out
HorroR: Is suicide unless you've barricaded yourself and have an escape route.
Tailz: Meh i have a anti-zombie security system *activates it*
HorroR: They say anything not silenced
Sie_Sayoka: I have a shotgun... itl probolly do more harm than good since u can clearly see my avvy tongue.gif
HorroR: are the most harshest environments, but most safest
HorroR: The Tundra and Desert
HorroR: Lol. The book says
Sie_Sayoka: Lais!
HorroR: And yes; if you want to die faster, run around naked
HorroR: No Sie. What I say goes P:
chelsie: what u talkin bout
HorroR: Now you just have BURNING zombies yawn.gif!
Tailz: Did it say run around naked as it will distract the zombies?
Sie_Sayoka: u mean sylvester stalone?
HorroR: They lied!
HorroR: They said Fire worked on zombies
HorroR: Nah. Steven Seagal is old. You'll just die.
Tailz: factor*
Tailz: no horror it was called Covert one The hades facotr
Sie_Sayoka: then what? rambo?
HorroR: For one, since McGyver doesn't exist, and two, the zombies move faster than a parked car
Sie_Sayoka: D:
HorroR: They said going McGyver is suicide
HorroR: 28 Days Later? ;P
Tailz: killed 10,000 people in the movie* XD
Sie_Sayoka: does the guide tell how to go mcgyver on the zombies?
HorroR: Actually I'm serious
Sie_Sayoka: LOL!!!!
Tailz: ....Come on horror i want to know more about that book ;.;
HorroR: They say sailors tend to be killed in deep water when they drop anchor because zombies climb up the line and give it to them up the buttocks
Tailz: lol horror post some more about that book >_>
Sie_Sayoka: done
HorroR: I declare someone should remember that quote for all time
Tailz: *Gets knocked out cause it fells like 40 pounds*
Sie_Sayoka: LOL!!!!
HorroR: *throws McDonald sesame seed buns at Tailz*
HorroR: Their stale sesame seed buns will make terrific barricades
Tailz: im a zombie come to eat you
HorroR: McDonalds is definately safer
Tailz: fine
HorroR: Dude, Tailz, TACO ZOMBIES. Think man, think!
Tailz: if a zombie walks into the tacobell throw the burrito at him and run.Zombies like burritos
HorroR: No! Walruses are more deadly. Zombified or not
Tailz: <_< Fine just go eat a burrito at taco bell and dont worry
Sie_Sayoka: dude penguin zombies, the most deadly type
HorroR: Rape, hypothetically speaking, of course
HorroR: They'll just freeze over, then thaw, then rape me later
HorroR: They'll be there
Tailz: psh horror just got to antartica no zombies stay their duh
Tailz: ;.; i have a physical in an hour
HorroR: Organize before they rise!
Sie_Sayoka: LOL
HorroR: And didn't find it, but then I checked again on Sunday and it was right where I searched the most
HorroR: Several weeks before, I searched the entire Book Store about 8 times
Sie_Sayoka: i saw it in borders
HorroR: Ironically though
HorroR: It took me forever to find it
Sie_Sayoka: LOL i wanted to buy that book but my moms like no thats stupid
HorroR: Well, more than usual
HorroR: It made me incredibly paranoid
HorroR: Zombie Survival Guide
Sie_Sayoka: whats huh?
HorroR: Your book made me paranoid ;/
HorroR: Damn you Max Brooks!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Corbo(MM) on 2006-08-21 at 22:42:34
Oh comon! everybody in this topic (except you) can test something without testing it! right people?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-08-22 at 12:05:39
Don't fear a man with an arsenal of bombs - Fear the man who only wants one.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by marxel on 2006-08-23 at 05:00:04
Only the dead have seen the end of war. (Plato?)
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All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers. (someon i dont know)
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All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers. (someon i dont know)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-08-23 at 13:41:21
I just remembered this. We were playing a Thing game. The Thing got in a bad situation - it was being hunted by 4 survivors. At some moment, we all were shooting it, and The Thing was running away. One of the survivors paused the game, and said this:
Shoot the duck !
Shoot the duck !
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-08-23 at 13:58:26
QUOTE(Jammed @ Aug 23 2006, 01:40 PM)
I just remembered this. We were playing a Thing game. The Thing got in a bad situation - it was being hunted by 4 survivors. At some moment, we all were shooting it, and The Thing was running away. One of the survivors paused the game, and said this:
Shoot the duck !
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2006-08-23 at 19:53:11
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kusion: this is gonna suck
kusion: im gonna take a crap
kusion: on a burning hot
kusion: day
n2o- : constipation
kusion : no ac in whole house
kusion : just my room and parents
n2o-: haha i laugh at u
kusion: man
kusion: ima be sweating n crap
kusion: crap
kusion: POKING OUT
kusion: AFK!
kusion is away at 6:43:55 PM.
kusion: im gonna take a crap
kusion: on a burning hot
kusion: day
n2o- : constipation
kusion : no ac in whole house
kusion : just my room and parents
n2o-: haha i laugh at u
kusion: man
kusion: ima be sweating n crap
kusion: crap
kusion: POKING OUT
kusion: AFK!
kusion is away at 6:43:55 PM.