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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-08-11 at 19:44:23
Prana: spongebob scares me some days
Prana: "once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly that everybody died. the end"


EnKi: although...i remember 9/11. it was awesome (no offense). i walked into my media english class, and on a tv, saw an airplane crashing into a large building. i was like "whoa, what movie is this?". everybody's like "it's CNN"

(Ya, I IRC)

Post yours!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lyon on 2006-08-11 at 19:46:02
"Wise man said, B*tch make me a sandwich"

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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-08-11 at 20:13:01
I forget who said it, or exactly what it was... but here goes...

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In an age where we are so exclusively dependant on science and technology, its ironic how so few people know anything about science and technology.


And here's one... Winston Churchill maybe?

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If you're going through hell, keep going.



OMG Pie_Sniper just shouted this:

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I just ate a marshmallow and blew most of it out of my nose


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Report, edit, etc...Posted by chrono_seifer on 2006-08-11 at 21:20:28
"Doesn't Nuclearrabbit really blow? crap, if you think about it, he wasn't a good person. He sucked. And look at how he died. The lamest way possible. Who gets cancer these days anyway? What a homo. I would've hated to lived his life. You should ALL be ashamed of yourselves for liking him. He was the biggest douche I knew online. I for one am glad he's dead. Burn in hell female dog!" quote by
Moonrocks B*itch
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Vampire on 2006-08-11 at 21:45:59
"Death of one man is a tradegy, death of one million is a statistic" - Joseph Stalin
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CheeZe on 2006-08-11 at 21:47:28
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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sie_Sayoka on 2006-08-11 at 21:53:52
QUOTE(War of the Worlds)
"Theres these huge machines attacking."
"What you mean like terrorists?"
"No they are differnt"
"What like Europe?"
"NO ROBBY NOT EUROPE"


QUOTE
I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Desperado on 2006-08-11 at 21:54:16
I be dropping hamiltons like I was Aaron Burr.

I hope you like older men. Wait, who am I kidding? I don't care what you like.

John Kerry is going to Iraq in January. Perhaps he heard about their upcoming elections and decided to try again.

Canada's Supreme Court recently approved gay marriage. Apparently, their NHL players needed something to do.

Justin: I hurt myself last night.
Tyler: How'd you do that?
Justin: I stopped and started and signals got confused.
Tyler: Are you talking about... no...
Justin: Yes
Tyler: Ugh. Did it happen twice within a half hour?
Justin: ... what the HELL are you talking about.

But Justin, you know it's not my fault I hate blacks.

Do you ever have nightmares where you do good in school?

I have to go use the lawn.

i lik trux and foweelrs

In Africa people believe you can cure AID's by having sex with a virgin.

Justin: You know that "awesome" game Shadow Hearts? It's actually about magicians who fight against the German Nationalists of World War I who want to conquer the world with magic.
Tyler: That's pretty gay.

Talking to you is bittersweet. It's like you're having a conversation with yourself, and I'm eavesdropping.

I'll beat you like a stepchild.

I have something better to do right now, but I'm neglecting it like a black father neglects his child.

Actual words of my dad:
"You can't go around whacking off, banging your sister."

I'm thinking of a color between 1 and T.

If shooting a man with a shotgun and then stomping on his corpse is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

"fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a illegitimate childization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a illegitimate childization of "for sure mah african" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother."

You wish you were cool like my foot.

Nice legs what time do they open?

If I had a nickel for everytime I said a smart thing I'd have 13 cents.

For me the 60s ended that day in 1978.

Yeah well while you were trying to get laid by old ladies I carved my name in the inside of your mothers uterous while she was having oral sex with your dog.

Motherfreaker I come from the hardest part of Atlanta where a little faggot ass motherfreaker like you would get cornholed by a dyke with a freaking broomstick.

What's the difference between a mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a mercedes in my garage.

Live forever in real life. No downloads, No scam. Just clicks. Get your FREE immortality rings. Check my profile. no outwar foxwar BS. LINK IN PROFILE

You're pretty smart. Let's see how smart you are when you're not breathing!

Justin: For a moment I felt special.
Kevin: Too bad you aren't. You're generic and replaceable.

<Yoshi_da_Sniper> lets all have an orgy

<Yoshi_da_Sniper> ARGGG THAT BURNS MY BLOODY EYES! [After seeing Sala's pic]

Kevin: Fox Mulder is the personification of perfection. I would give vital parts of my anatomy to lick the sweat from his balls.

Kevin: Dude my dad is making fun of diabetics because he thinks they are just being whiny pussies and they dont need medication to live.

[08:07:47.562] <Bringer(MC)> temp ur gay
[08:07:49.906] <Temp(MC)> i am

How many "Mentally Challenged" Kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Kid: Let's go play checkers!!

Guy 1: *Depressing revelation*
Guy 2: You're wrong!
*Passage of time*
Guy 2: How can you be so right all the time?
Guy 1: It's a curse.

>Justin you're so weird. I've never met anyone as wierd as you. You are 100% perverted.

Did they look like psychos? Psychos don't freaking explode when sunlight hits them.

I want to name my kids after people I hate, so I can beat them - and feel good about it.

Childhood ends when you find out there are no monsters in your closet and that they are really walking the streets.

NASA spent 8 years and $12 billion developing a pen that could write in space. It needed to be able to work in zero gravity, at a range of temperatures, and be able to write on any surface. The Russians used a pencil.

Diplomacy is telling someone to "Go to Hell" in such a way, they look forward to taking the trip.

The quickest way to a man's heart is not through the stomach but through his chest, with an axe.

100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.

My parents put us to sleep by tossing us up in the air. Of course, you have to have low ceilings for this method to work.

The only reason so many people attended his funeral was they wanted to make sure he was dead.

Life is a female dog, then you marry one.

Homosexuality is a pain in the ass.

"If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?"
"Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

When Gerber first started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as here in the USA - with the cute baby on the label. Later they found out that in Africa companies routinely put pictures on the label of what is inside since most people can not read.

My young brother asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth -- that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally -- but I didn't want to upset him.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lord_Agamemnon(MM) on 2006-08-11 at 22:06:29
"A mistake that people make when attempting to make something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." --Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless

"This is your captain speaking. We are having some slight technical difficulties which may cause us to experience some turbulence and--explode." The captain in Serenity

"I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE YOU!" --Kefka, FF6
Report, edit, etc...Posted by chrono_seifer on 2006-08-11 at 23:57:01
Aids having rabbit: "Meh back into the hat"

ADDITION:
QUOTE(chrono_seifer @ Aug 11 2006, 09:49 PM)
Aids having rabbit: "Meh back into the hat"
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my hero :<
the trend is dead B***H
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shocko on 2006-08-12 at 00:37:10
"Only god can judge me"
-Tupac Shakur
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-08-12 at 01:41:52
* Kow kicks his internet
BrerFox: Such violence.
Kow: It deserves it
Bruised: you like it.
Bruised: admit it, the violence stirs something deep within you, an animal lust.
Kow: Lust to animals* maybe
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CheeZe on 2006-08-12 at 02:52:35
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The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-08-12 at 07:53:20
LegacyWeapon (10:12 pm) -- I'm a rhombus omfg!
Voyager7456(MM) (10:12 pm) -- I'm a square! Yaaay! Congruent perpendicular diagonals and four right angles! smile.gif
LegacyWeapon (10:11 pm) -- And IE is for people who don't know the advantages of using Firefox.
Echo (10:11 pm) -- firefox is for squares

HolySin (11:01 pm) -- Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.

carlsagan43 (9:56 pm) -- help my 1337 is leaking everywhere, please someone help!

Demaris (4:25 pm) -- Don't diss voy. Bad things happen to those who diss Voy. Very painful, bloody things.

DT_Battlekruser (6:51 pm) -- 1337y charms, they're Überly delicious (and in my cupboard) [/random]

Voyager7456(MM) (8:49 pm) -- Yeah, that's right.
Wilhelm (8:48 pm) -- Omg... everyone loves Robert Garel...
O)FaRTy1billion (8:47 pm) -- Omg! Voy is my Luvar!
Veta (8:46 pm) -- Actually.. Voyager is with me.. we're "together"
O)FaRTy1billion (8:46 pm) -- Voy offline <:C

IskatuMesk (2:11 pm) -- I am killing america's productivity by harassing people who I know are currently "working". Excellent.

Arbitrary (7:07 pm) -- I have an erection of the mind.

Demaris (9:39 pm) -- then yes my "Frontal fun hole" spits acid and fire, if you consider that "fun".

Demaris (8:36 pm) -- my "Frontal fun hole" is chainsaw proof too tongue.gif

Voyager7456(MM) (8:03 pm) -- Can someone give me 300 minerals? I need to change my name to escape the everlasting torment and fury of Demaris.

Carlsagan43 (4:32 pm) -- Hmm. Girls dont seem to like 1337speek very much

Ninebreaker (9:44 pm) -- GO VOYAGER! GO GET 'EM!
Kellimus (9:43 pm) -- GO GO VOYA-GER *Clanking noise*
Voyager7456(MM) (9:40 pm) -- GO ME!
Ninebreaker (9:39 pm) -- GO BLACKSOX!
Deathawk (9:27 pm) -- GO WHITESOX!

Mp)Lyon (5:35 pm) -- *places bets on voyagers head*
Arbitrary (5:34 pm) -- *places bets on the wall*
Voyager7456(MM) (5:33 pm) -- But I swear, Round two shall be mine! Muahahahahaha! devil.gif
Voyager7456(MM) (5:33 pm) -- Voyager's Head vs. Wall. I lost round one.

Demaris (9:03 am) -- *Rustle of poison spines*

Moogle (10:21 pm) -- -_^ i cum acid now!

George: If we should happen to tread on a mine, what do we do?
Blackadder: Well, normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet into the air and scatter yourself over a wide area.


DiscipleOfAdun (7:02 pm) -- now why would blizz ever want to help any of us?

Pie_Sniper (3:56 pm) -- Any programming language that does not require semicolons on the end of every statement is a bad one

QUOTE(Demaris)

While killing babies
Is a hobby I enjoy
The taste is not good.


QUOTE(Demaris)
Small cats are tasty.
Drown them. Stab them. Incinerate.
Look out, the police!


Alkemist (7:18 pm) -- back in the day all we had were subjunctive clauses, you should be happy with what you have

lonely_duck(7:15 pm) -- especially if its topped off with a placenta drool.gif
lonely_duck(7:15 pm) -- I wish I could eat moose burgers *licks lip*

QUOTE(NoPantsRepublic @ Jun 20 2006, 03:26 PM)
This map is worthy of the Insurrection campaign disc
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-08-12 at 08:19:42
Bruised: Only strippers wear thongs
Bruised: air on the g-string... one of my favorite playground jokes.
Kow: I don't get it, Bruised.
Bruised: not many on the playground did..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-08-12 at 15:37:08
QUOTE(Bon Jovi)
Too much is never enough


I've ended so many conversations with that...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-08-13 at 23:31:54
NeoNightmareX: and so during the battle
NeoNightmareX: they showed a bunch of nazis getting killed graphically
NeoNightmareX: and i got an erection

Kow: RED BULL GIVES YOU WINGS!
Roy: no, it gives you heart palpatations
Roy: but that's not a good company slogan

ADDITION:
Let's rename the Null forum. Vote now!

EDIT: Fixed topic. Me stupid. -_-

Rantent: The moose zone won, why is it miscellaneous now?

Because I'm CRAZY.

LW: Now that it's renamed, why is this still stickied?

Because I'm CRAZY.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SunMoon_Emperor on 2006-08-14 at 18:37:56
"'The country's going down the tubes.' Now that makes me think, 'what tubes?' I don't see any tubes. I would think that if a country could fit down it, it must be a pretty damn big tube! Wouldn't someone have seen it by now? Like, 'Hey, Johnny, look at that! Whao, that is one big tube.' And another thing, why is it multiple tubes? It would seem to me--one country, one tube. Unless we are so snooty that every state in the Union needs multiple tubes?" ~~Er, some stand-up comedian. Can't remember his name.

Me: Super-Duper-Whoopdy-Do-Wonderfullness.
Sean(friend of mine): Kim's vagina.

^This one needs some more explanation. Me and some friends were playing that weird game where you say something and the next person says the first thing that what you said makes them think of. The funny part was that Sean did not realize that the girl named Kim was standing behind him.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-08-14 at 21:15:16
Whatever my MSN name is is my favorite, but here's some memorable ones of mine.

"I think I've developed the ability to breath through my ear." - Cheeze
"*Continues breating through his ear*" - Cheeze

"You're like a little kid, with ADHD. And hyperactivity." - DK on me, on his computer.

"Let's go dumpster diving!" - Everyone I've ever met.

"The pink is only hot because Syphon uses it... wub.gif" - Voyager
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-08-14 at 21:47:11
neveza: MY dad and sister is fighting over who was talking first over another argument..
Kow: Wtf?
neveza: exactly

PantsParty: looks like this chat is dying.
Malcolm: Yea
PantsParty: well, so am i, because im freaknig tired.
* Melia42 attaches electrodes to the chat's nipples
Melia42: LIVE!!!
Melia42: wait..
* Melia42 presses the on button
Melia42: LIVE!!!

*** Atticus has joined #psipog.
Atticus: Hello!
*** You are now known as Jem.
Jem: Hello Atticus.
Jem: Where's Scout?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2006-08-15 at 02:36:50
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QUOTE(me)
Voy has so many quotes of me that I would be scared if he were to release them to the public. fear.gif

I couldn't find the exact quote, but close enough.. mellow.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rantent on 2006-08-15 at 02:49:52
Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one. - W.C Fields

No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right; a single experiment can prove me wrong. - Albert Einstein

As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. - Oscar Wilde
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-08-15 at 03:26:31
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Moose, I told you not to tattoo your password on the back of your ballsack.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sie_Sayoka on 2006-08-15 at 06:05:22
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Sie_Sayoka (12:15 am)  --  hmmm i have no idea
CVJX (12:08 am)  --  IN SEN!!! not in SC!
CVJX (12:05 am)  --  IN SEN!!! not in SC!
Sie_Sayoka (12:04 am)  --  mine them with scv/probe/drones
CVJX (12:02 am)  --  How can I gain minerals????
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-08-16 at 01:16:48
Kow: Wow, I'm kinda horny right now...
*** eversosleepy has signed off IRC (Exit: ).
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