Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mightybass101 on 2006-08-21 at 21:06:30
finally some good advive ^ TY
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Valug on 2006-08-21 at 21:50:14
[sub]Tell her you're posting her picture on the internet so hundreds can see. That will get her attention.
Btw, I think shes fugly.[/sub]
ADDITION:
[sub]Taking a look at the picture again, it looks like a man.[/sub]
Btw, I think shes fugly.[/sub]
ADDITION:
[sub]Taking a look at the picture again, it looks like a man.[/sub]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Corbo(MM) on 2006-08-21 at 21:56:48
Tell her to look at this webpage, Here And then give her your phone number and tell her to call you after she looks at the webpage., let's see what she does 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CheeZe on 2006-08-21 at 22:01:57
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2006-08-21 at 22:13:06
limerence, excellent word 
And Corbo's advice ftw!
And Corbo's advice ftw!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2006-08-22 at 01:12:20
QUOTE(Mp)MinigameEast @ Aug 21 2006, 04:36 PM)
how about introduce yourself to her when shes alone.
maybe be friends with her.
when school hits around 2nd semester then try and ask her out. (or even earlier, its your choice)
dont post anything about girls or life in the null. there to many sarcastic homo sexuals in here that pretty much dont know how to get a girl, or even a boy, that isnt a nymphomaniac
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maybe be friends with her.
when school hits around 2nd semester then try and ask her out. (or even earlier, its your choice)
dont post anything about girls or life in the null. there to many sarcastic homo sexuals in here that pretty much dont know how to get a girl, or even a boy, that isnt a nymphomaniac
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You're just jealous of my pimpin' skills.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2006-08-22 at 01:17:42
What kind of advice are you expecting from us when you haven't had any sort of interaction with her yet?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-08-22 at 10:25:25
well heres some more advice. When school really starts go to her ask her for her phone number. Once you have it call her and invite her to mcdonalds. Pay for her meal, woman love it when the man pays for her tip. Then get a seat at the back were the playplace is. Then eat the burger by puttingyour hands at the back and she puts her at the front so theres 4 hands on the burger. Start eating and if you happen to bite her mouth when the burgers done let her slap you and say your muscular. Eventually do this 5 times a week and she will love you.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-08-22 at 11:45:06
Find out as much as you can about her without actually ASKING her for any information (such as last name, address, phone number, blood type, etc...). Make a shrine in your closet comprised of candles, inscence, candid photos of her (with the centerpiece photo being a picture that she awkwardly agreed to pose for), as well as love letters written in blood. Write her no less than 100 poems and leave them for her in places she'll find them (sign them "Secret Admirer" for an added effect). If you've worked up the nerve to call her, call her no less than 50 times a day. Once she's aware of who you are and you know where she lives, stand out on her lawn outside her window and play lovesongs on a boombox (I recommend "I Wanna Know What Love is" by Foreigner, and "When a Man Loves a Woman" by Percy Sledge). If you've got lots of money, bribe her father. If she files a restraining order, then backoff for a few days. Moniter her activity and when you find out she's leaving town, chase her to the airport with flowers and make a dramatic scene.
If that doesn't work, I just don't know what will...
If that doesn't work, I just don't know what will...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2006-08-22 at 12:20:17
QUOTE(Doodan @ Aug 22 2006, 07:44 AM)
Find out as much as you can about her without actually ASKING her for any information (such as last name, address, phone number, blood type, etc...). Make a shrine in your closet comprised of candles, inscence, candid photos of her (with the centerpiece photo being a picture that she awkwardly agreed to pose for), as well as love letters written in blood. Write her no less than 100 poems and leave them for her in places she'll find them (sign them "Secret Admirer" for an added effect). If you've worked up the nerve to call her, call her no less than 50 times a day. Once she's aware of who you are and you know where she lives, stand out on her lawn outside her window and play lovesongs on a boombox (I recommend "I Wanna Know What Love is" by Foreigner, and "When a Man Loves a Woman" by Percy Sledge). If you've got lots of money, bribe her father. If she files a restraining order, then backoff for a few days. Moniter her activity and when you find out she's leaving town, chase her to the airport with flowers and make a dramatic scene.
If that doesn't work, I just don't know what will...
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If that doesn't work, I just don't know what will...
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Great minds think alike Doodan.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-08-22 at 12:41:03
If shes jewish ask for if she wants to play spin the draedal or eat some laukytas.
But heres another advice. Do what stalkers do and stalk. Look for were her locker is and get one 2 lockers away from her. Now grab your books and get walking. When you bump into her she will say sorry and pick up youre books. While she is bending cut some of her hair off. But she will then punch you in the groin while she is still bending so run. Now go back to your closet an put that on your shrine.
Then wait for Gym class.
sorry im so totally wasted.
But heres another advice. Do what stalkers do and stalk. Look for were her locker is and get one 2 lockers away from her. Now grab your books and get walking. When you bump into her she will say sorry and pick up youre books. While she is bending cut some of her hair off. But she will then punch you in the groin while she is still bending so run. Now go back to your closet an put that on your shrine.
Then wait for Gym class.
sorry im so totally wasted.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2006-08-22 at 18:43:26
QUOTE(Mini_Goose_2707 @ Aug 22 2006, 07:25 AM)
invite her to mcdonalds ... do this 5 times a week
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And you'll both die of an overdose of lard.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FallenDreamer on 2006-08-23 at 01:59:58
O...kay...
Here's an idea: Try talking to her.
Common advice? Yes. Required to get you to do something? Sadly, yes.
Seriously, talk to her. 'Tis the first step. After you've done that, don't come back to SEN for advice, because that's the only real advice you'll get here.
...
Oh, and use condoms.
Here's an idea: Try talking to her.
Common advice? Yes. Required to get you to do something? Sadly, yes.
Seriously, talk to her. 'Tis the first step. After you've done that, don't come back to SEN for advice, because that's the only real advice you'll get here.
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Oh, and use condoms.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by i-beat-u on 2006-08-25 at 00:22:15
Bam Bam BAMBAM Bam Bam
take it away bambam
bam bam bambam bam bambam
take it away emeril
BAM!
take it away bambam
bam bam bambam bam bambam
take it away emeril
BAM!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CAFG4reals on 2006-08-25 at 00:53:38
How about finding out if you even have a chance. I gauge her at about a seven. Post a picture of yourself so we can figure if your even in her league...and so DTBK can have another romantic evening with his monitor.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-08-25 at 00:56:35
A guy can be buttass ugly and still be good with girls. Women aren't nearly as looks oriented as men are. Although, women are more likely to cave to peer pressure to date better looking guys at that age.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Vampire on 2006-08-25 at 12:24:25
Don't say anything just walk up to her and show her this pic, she'll know what to do.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-08-25 at 12:40:16
QUOTE(Vampire @ Aug 25 2006, 11:24 AM)
Don't say anything just walk up to her and show her this pic, she'll know what to do.
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I'm saving that before a mod deletes it, rofl.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Vampire on 2006-08-25 at 12:45:28
QUOTE(Doodan @ Aug 25 2006, 06:39 PM)
I'm saving that before a mod deletes it, rofl.
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Why would they delete it? I mean, it's just an icecream
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2006-08-25 at 13:49:36
QUOTE(Vampire @ Aug 25 2006, 08:45 AM)
Why would they delete it? I mean, it's just an icecream
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That looks like Micheal Jackson's penis.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-08-25 at 14:26:02
QUOTE(Mr.Camo @ Aug 25 2006, 01:49 PM)
That looks like Micheal Jackson's penis.
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Lol it does. And now its gross. Heres another tip to winning the girls heart.
Write a threat note and tell her to go into the prinicples office while he is not there. Then run in there and lock the door and swallow the key or stick it up your a**.
Then tell her to bow down before you. She will do that and then punch you in the groin. Or she can punch you in the groin in various ways like this.
Or she can give you a happy corner which asian people get a lot.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Inspektah-Deck on 2006-08-25 at 16:48:32
If you want real advice, then just dont be too nice or else she will just think of you as a friend..which is bad unless you really know how to work it and use that to your advantage. But, you should just act how you normally do, if you rely on what others tell you what to do then you wont be yourself and what happens when we stop telling you advice? She finds out your just a loser and dumps you.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mightybass101 on 2006-08-25 at 16:53:20
can i lock this ?!?!?! jeesh i realize it was a HUGE mistak asking you guys for advice, besides i have meet her all ready and we are gonna hang out this weekend
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2006-08-25 at 18:46:28
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HUGE mistak asking you guys for advice
Oh you did, did you?