Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mightybass101 on 2006-08-21 at 12:13:18
This year a new girl is coming to our school. Shes a total babe
what am i gonna do, i think im in love, advice?
what am i gonna do, i think im in love, advice?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Arbitrary on 2006-08-21 at 12:23:35
Wear an SS uniform to school.
You'll be haulin' in the babes in no time.
You'll be haulin' in the babes in no time.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mightybass101 on 2006-08-21 at 12:24:32
before you know it id be killed by any 1 jewish
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-08-21 at 12:25:13
Your coming to SEN for girl help? Youve already lost her, and you fail at life.
No really, you shouldnt go to the internet for help on your love life. Do what you think is best, i can say that from experiance.
-Le0n
No really, you shouldnt go to the internet for help on your love life. Do what you think is best, i can say that from experiance.
-Le0n
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xx.Doom.xX on 2006-08-21 at 12:26:19
wow what a newbie you come to SEN and talk to people for girl help 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mightybass101 on 2006-08-21 at 12:26:57
y r u gay?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-08-21 at 12:28:27
Dude im sorry if i came off a little mean, it was the sarcasm i swear. SEN and the internet in general is not the place to go for advice with girls. Really. Dont you have a best friend or some other degree of known persons to which you can talk to?
-Le0n
-Le0n
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mightybass101 on 2006-08-21 at 12:29:25
well if any one has girl problems its the nerds of the world
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-08-21 at 12:30:13
QUOTE(Mightybass101 @ Aug 21 2006, 11:29 AM)
well if any one has girl problems its the nerds of the world
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Exactly. So dont come to us if you want to get the girl. If you want girl problems and need to know how to fail, then come see us. Le0n, Nerd M.D.
-Le0n
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mightybass101 on 2006-08-21 at 12:32:07
whole lotta help you guys are....forget i said anything 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Arbitrary on 2006-08-21 at 12:32:41
My advice stands.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-08-21 at 12:37:50
why don't you ask your dad for advice. It works for all humans. Or ask your mother for one her panties to put over the girls head.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-08-21 at 12:38:43
QUOTE(Arbitrary @ Aug 21 2006, 11:32 AM)
My advice stands.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Inspektah-Deck on 2006-08-21 at 12:38:44
School hasn't even started and your already stalking her...basically if you want a girl easy all you have to do is get really buff or have a good personality.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-08-21 at 12:39:45
QUOTE(Inspektah-Deck @ Aug 21 2006, 11:38 AM)
School hasn't even started and your already stalking her...basically if you want a girl easy all you have to do is get really buff or have a good personality.
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When did that help anybody?
-Le0n
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mightybass101 on 2006-08-21 at 12:42:33
My only hope is really really buff
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Arbitrary on 2006-08-21 at 12:43:25
QUOTE(Mightybass101 @ Aug 21 2006, 12:42 PM)
My only hope is really really buff
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I didn't know Obi Wan Kanobi was a bodybuilder.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-08-21 at 12:47:14
Ask her "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
(HINT: Make sure the rag has chloroform on it)
(HINT: Make sure the rag has chloroform on it)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xx.Doom.xX on 2006-08-21 at 13:02:55
wow what spam....
Dude...just talk to her a little, get to know her, make her like you as a friend right now. Then youll know when the time is.
btw howd you get the picture? Did she just pose to you or something?
Dude...just talk to her a little, get to know her, make her like you as a friend right now. Then youll know when the time is.
btw howd you get the picture? Did she just pose to you or something?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mightybass101 on 2006-08-21 at 13:08:06
so the story is....
my friend knows her. (he gave me the pic) they are kinda friends and my friend said we would be good for each other so thats why im asking for advice
my friend knows her. (he gave me the pic) they are kinda friends and my friend said we would be good for each other so thats why im asking for advice
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2006-08-21 at 13:12:48
Just go with what you think is right. Unless your really ugly, you have no chance.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xx.Doom.xX on 2006-08-21 at 13:14:04
QUOTE(Mightybass101 @ Aug 21 2006, 01:07 PM)
so the story is....
my friend knows her. (he gave me the pic) they are kinda friends and my friend said we would be good for each other so thats why im asking for advice
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my friend knows her. (he gave me the pic) they are kinda friends and my friend said we would be good for each other so thats why im asking for advice
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yea do what i say. Tell her your a friend of your friend that knows her. And talk to her for awhile and stuff.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-08-21 at 13:14:53
Or you can always do what king of the hill does.
Th shotgun wedding.
First you have to have a person point a shotgun at your back while the girls there. Then let her kick you in the ribs and then let her kick you in the nuts. Someone will gock the gun then she will fall in love with you.
Th shotgun wedding.
First you have to have a person point a shotgun at your back while the girls there. Then let her kick you in the ribs and then let her kick you in the nuts. Someone will gock the gun then she will fall in love with you.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2006-08-21 at 14:41:33
First, let her kick you in the nuts.
This will get the trust factor down, because you can trust that she'll do anything you tell her do.
Then, start lifting weights and going to the gym, wear a speedo. Hope to god you have a good package, and, a leotard is good (always works for me)
Then, give her some roofies, but this is point where it gets confusing, don't do anything. Just bring her home to her parents and say "We were at a party and someone gave something to her.." that will get her parents trust, then the next day she'll be thankful (if she isn't dead) and then ask her to go out or something.
Edit: We need some body/full body shots to see how good she really is. She needs the stamp of Camo approval (for whatever it's worth)
Edit 2: Mr.Camo continues his spree of killing topics.
This will get the trust factor down, because you can trust that she'll do anything you tell her do.
Then, start lifting weights and going to the gym, wear a speedo. Hope to god you have a good package, and, a leotard is good (always works for me)
Then, give her some roofies, but this is point where it gets confusing, don't do anything. Just bring her home to her parents and say "We were at a party and someone gave something to her.." that will get her parents trust, then the next day she'll be thankful (if she isn't dead) and then ask her to go out or something.
Edit: We need some body/full body shots to see how good she really is. She needs the stamp of Camo approval (for whatever it's worth)
Edit 2: Mr.Camo continues his spree of killing topics.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)MinigameEast on 2006-08-21 at 20:37:18
how about introduce yourself to her when shes alone.
maybe be friends with her.
when school hits around 2nd semester then try and ask her out. (or even earlier, its your choice)
dont post anything about girls or life in the null. there to many sarcastic homo sexuals in here that pretty much dont know how to get a girl, or even a boy, that isnt a nymphomaniac
maybe be friends with her.
when school hits around 2nd semester then try and ask her out. (or even earlier, its your choice)
dont post anything about girls or life in the null. there to many sarcastic homo sexuals in here that pretty much dont know how to get a girl, or even a boy, that isnt a nymphomaniac