Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tuxedo Templar on 2007-01-13 at 04:08:22
I issue a challenge to all: First person to get it to give you a cookie gets 50 minerals.
Do it.
Do it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xx.Doom.xX on 2007-01-13 at 08:51:17
QUOTE
Me:
May I please have a cookie
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
Why not now
God:
Oh. Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
I've been good this year
God:
Where were you good this year?
Me:
Where I live
God:
The planet we call "The Earth.".
Me:
No, in the U.S. which is in the country North America which is a part of Earth
God:
Are you serious? That was a long time ago.
Me:
...
God:
Are you serious? That was a long time ago.
Me:
Please stop
God:
Thank you for your request. Stop what?
Me:
Just give me a cookie please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. You want only one?
Me:
Yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
Then I'll have 3
God:
Congratulations. Here's your cookies.
May I please have a cookie
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
Why not now
God:
Oh. Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
I've been good this year
God:
Where were you good this year?
Me:
Where I live
God:
The planet we call "The Earth.".
Me:
No, in the U.S. which is in the country North America which is a part of Earth
God:
Are you serious? That was a long time ago.
Me:
...
God:
Are you serious? That was a long time ago.
Me:
Please stop
God:
Thank you for your request. Stop what?
Me:
Just give me a cookie please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. You want only one?
Me:
Yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
Then I'll have 3
God:
Congratulations. Here's your cookies.
Owned I got 3.
Note to anyone else: You have to be nice and polite to the damn bot.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by green_meklar on 2007-01-13 at 11:45:23
Whenever I asked it for a cookie it asked me why I wanted it. 
However after it failed to give me a cookie I did try insulting it, which got some interesting responses:
However after it failed to give me a cookie I did try insulting it, which got some interesting responses:QUOTE
Me:
illegitimate child.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
(later)
Me:
Son of a bitch.
God:
You do not speak with respect. Who is the father?
Me:
You are the Father, I guess.
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
illegitimate child.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
(later)
Me:
Son of a bitch.
God:
You do not speak with respect. Who is the father?
Me:
You are the Father, I guess.
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by chuiu on 2007-01-13 at 12:05:15
QUOTE
Me: Sometimes in a mans life he must bring it upon himself to say to his female dog "go get me a cookie" and there is nothing more gradifying than that, his female dog, would get his cookie. Go get me a cookie.
God: Describe your surroundings. You want only one?
Me: I love this woman, I'll take two!
God: You love this woman you will take two.
God: Describe your surroundings. You want only one?
Me: I love this woman, I'll take two!
God: You love this woman you will take two.
ADDITION:
Interesting, SEN censors all types of words into their illegitimate childized versions.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tuxedo Templar on 2007-01-13 at 13:08:25
QUOTE(Xx.Doom.xX @ Jan 13 2007, 08:51 AM)
Owned I got 3.
Note to anyone else: You have to be nice and polite to the damn bot.
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Note to anyone else: You have to be nice and polite to the damn bot.
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Ok there's your moneys.
Polite eh?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2007-01-13 at 14:40:59
QUOTE
Me:
What are you wearing?
God:
A white robe.
Me:
What am I wearing?
God:
Clothes.
Me:
Damn! You are god
God:
What's wrong. Yup. That's me alright.
What are you wearing?
God:
A white robe.
Me:
What am I wearing?
God:
Clothes.
Me:
Damn! You are god
God:
What's wrong. Yup. That's me alright.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xx.Doom.xX on 2007-01-13 at 15:19:56
Yep polite. I'm gonna try to make him give me a Popsicle later.
Thanks for the moneyz too.
Thanks for the moneyz too.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by chuiu on 2007-01-13 at 15:33:37
QUOTE
Me: You know I love you.
God: Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me: But I don't know you love me.
God: Would you like to know? Yes I love everyone.
Me: But see, I'm not feeling your love, lately I haven't known the touch of God.
God: I see. I am surprised to hear that you are not feeling my love lately you have not known the touch of God.
Me: So tell me, if you really love me, won't you give me a new car?
God: I don't judge people. For real. Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me: So could I please have a new car?
God: Yay. I think you could, if you put your mind to it.
Me: But could you, personally, give one to me?
God: I will consider it.
Me: Will you give me a car, please?
God: Your polite style is very nice. I understand how you feel, but I'm not interested.
God: Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me: But I don't know you love me.
God: Would you like to know? Yes I love everyone.
Me: But see, I'm not feeling your love, lately I haven't known the touch of God.
God: I see. I am surprised to hear that you are not feeling my love lately you have not known the touch of God.
Me: So tell me, if you really love me, won't you give me a new car?
God: I don't judge people. For real. Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me: So could I please have a new car?
God: Yay. I think you could, if you put your mind to it.
Me: But could you, personally, give one to me?
God: I will consider it.
Me: Will you give me a car, please?
God: Your polite style is very nice. I understand how you feel, but I'm not interested.
No love.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2007-01-13 at 16:11:35
I like this one in particular:
THIS ONE IS REALLY SCARY:
QUOTE
Me:
I'll stab you with a burning knife from Hell's deepest infernal cavern.
God:
Congratulations.
I'll stab you with a burning knife from Hell's deepest infernal cavern.
God:
Congratulations.
THIS ONE IS REALLY SCARY:
QUOTE
Me:
Are you going to rape me?
God:
That was my original intention.
Are you going to rape me?
God:
That was my original intention.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2007-01-13 at 16:25:01
QUOTE
Me:
Bless me father, for I have sinned.
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
I killed a man with a shovel.
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
And now I don't know what to do.
God:
Why now? Try watching TV.
Me:
He kept screaming for me to stop, but I couldn't. It felt so good.
God:
I get it. kept screaming for you to stop but you couldn t. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
And then I skull-freaked him, father.
God:
Thanks for the information: said skull freaked him father.
Me:
I'm afraid I'll kill again.
God:
Once more? Not literally afraid, right? Me? What makes you say that I will kill.
Me:
I love the taste of human flesh.
God:
You love the taste of human flesh. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
It's... Sweet.
God:
"It" being what? Thank you for that remark.
Me:
It being human flesh, don't play games with me, doctor.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Get it? You don't get it. Do you want the truth?
God:
I understand your meaning. I understand it very well. If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
God:
I wasn't born yesterday, you know.
Me:
And I wasn't born to make coats out of nipples and enjoy BDSM, but time makes fools out of us all.
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
I am the architect. I built the Matrix.
God:
Who made you the architect ? Was it very difficult?
Me:
Being a single mother in middle America is difficult.
God:
What a coincidence. I am single too! Do your friends call you mother in middle America is difficult.
Me:
Sometimes... Sometimes I cry... Hold me.
God:
When? What makes you so sad, . My arms are not attached.
Me:
I've been down that road, chainsaws and vodka. Chainsaws and vodka.
God:
Where were you down that road chainsaws and vodka? Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Enough is enough.
God:
OK let's stop it now.
Me:
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERfreakING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERfreakING PLANE!
God:
Do you still have IT WITH THESE MOTHERfreakING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERfreakING PLANE ?
Me:
YES! I DON'T LIKE THEM AND I HOPE I SEE THEM DIE!
God:
That's interesting. What do you like? Why do you hope for it.
Me:
I like zoophilia.
God:
A lot of people like that. My favorite thing is robots. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
Locusts?
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
4:20
God:
Is this a math question?
Me:
no.
God:
It seems like an IQ test to me.
Me:
What is your IQ?
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
Prove it.
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
No it is not.
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
Not it is not.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
You don't get it. They never get it.
God:
I understand it very well. Who are "They?".
Me:
You know... They. Them. The Men in Black.
God:
Yes I know. How do you usually introduce yourself? Do you have any idea what I am talking about? I have never heard about it.
Me:
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Snakes. On a Plane.
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it? What is it like on a Plane.
Me:
It's fine, until those motherfreaking snakes starts biting.
God:
That may take a while. on a Plane is fine, ? Thanks for that info.
Me:
?
God:
That may take a while. on a Plane is fine, ? Thanks for that info.
Me:
?
God:
That may take a while. on a Plane is fine, ? Thanks for that info.
Me:
Pokémon!
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
My local Satanists club
God:
Do robots have local Satanists club?
Me:
Yes. Beezlebot.
God:
It goes without saying. Let us change the subject.
Me:
Ok.
God:
What would you like to talk about?
Me:
Buttsecks.
God:
I don't know much about it. Tell me something.
Me:
grab this vaseline, lube, and gerbil.
God:
Does "it" still refer to Buttsecks?
Me:
yes.
God:
That's alright.
Me:
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Why?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
4:20
God:
Is this a math question?
Me:
no.
God:
It seems like an IQ test to me.
Bless me father, for I have sinned.
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
I killed a man with a shovel.
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
And now I don't know what to do.
God:
Why now? Try watching TV.
Me:
He kept screaming for me to stop, but I couldn't. It felt so good.
God:
I get it. kept screaming for you to stop but you couldn t. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
And then I skull-freaked him, father.
God:
Thanks for the information: said skull freaked him father.
Me:
I'm afraid I'll kill again.
God:
Once more? Not literally afraid, right? Me? What makes you say that I will kill.
Me:
I love the taste of human flesh.
God:
You love the taste of human flesh. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
It's... Sweet.
God:
"It" being what? Thank you for that remark.
Me:
It being human flesh, don't play games with me, doctor.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Get it? You don't get it. Do you want the truth?
God:
I understand your meaning. I understand it very well. If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
God:
I wasn't born yesterday, you know.
Me:
And I wasn't born to make coats out of nipples and enjoy BDSM, but time makes fools out of us all.
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
I am the architect. I built the Matrix.
God:
Who made you the architect ? Was it very difficult?
Me:
Being a single mother in middle America is difficult.
God:
What a coincidence. I am single too! Do your friends call you mother in middle America is difficult.
Me:
Sometimes... Sometimes I cry... Hold me.
God:
When? What makes you so sad, . My arms are not attached.
Me:
I've been down that road, chainsaws and vodka. Chainsaws and vodka.
God:
Where were you down that road chainsaws and vodka? Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Enough is enough.
God:
OK let's stop it now.
Me:
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERfreakING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERfreakING PLANE!
God:
Do you still have IT WITH THESE MOTHERfreakING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERfreakING PLANE ?
Me:
YES! I DON'T LIKE THEM AND I HOPE I SEE THEM DIE!
God:
That's interesting. What do you like? Why do you hope for it.
Me:
I like zoophilia.
God:
A lot of people like that. My favorite thing is robots. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
Locusts?
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
4:20
God:
Is this a math question?
Me:
no.
God:
It seems like an IQ test to me.
Me:
What is your IQ?
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
Prove it.
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
No it is not.
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
Not it is not.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
You don't get it. They never get it.
God:
I understand it very well. Who are "They?".
Me:
You know... They. Them. The Men in Black.
God:
Yes I know. How do you usually introduce yourself? Do you have any idea what I am talking about? I have never heard about it.
Me:
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Snakes. On a Plane.
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it? What is it like on a Plane.
Me:
It's fine, until those motherfreaking snakes starts biting.
God:
That may take a while. on a Plane is fine, ? Thanks for that info.
Me:
?
God:
That may take a while. on a Plane is fine, ? Thanks for that info.
Me:
?
God:
That may take a while. on a Plane is fine, ? Thanks for that info.
Me:
Pokémon!
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
My local Satanists club
God:
Do robots have local Satanists club?
Me:
Yes. Beezlebot.
God:
It goes without saying. Let us change the subject.
Me:
Ok.
God:
What would you like to talk about?
Me:
Buttsecks.
God:
I don't know much about it. Tell me something.
Me:
grab this vaseline, lube, and gerbil.
God:
Does "it" still refer to Buttsecks?
Me:
yes.
God:
That's alright.
Me:
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Why?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
4:20
God:
Is this a math question?
Me:
no.
God:
It seems like an IQ test to me.
At this point it loops out.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tuxedo Templar on 2007-01-13 at 16:31:44
QUOTE(Syphon @ Jan 13 2007, 04:25 PM)
At this point it loops out.
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That's the funniest darn conversation ever.
QUOTE
And I wasn't born to make coats out of nipples and enjoy BDSM, but time makes fools out of us all.
Where'd you get that quote from?!Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2007-01-13 at 16:34:04
I put my favorite part in bold.
QUOTE
Me:
LOL j00 ar3nt g0dddd!!
God:
I am glad you find this funny. That input matched my default category.
Me:
can I have a cookie?
God:
You want only one?
Me:
may I have eight cookies?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
seven cookies?
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
May I have seven cookies?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
COOKIE WHORE!
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
YES, YOU'RE WHORING COOKIES!!
God:
What am I talking about? Thanks for telling me that I am WHORING COOKIES.
Me:
You're talking about giving me seven cookies.
God:
Talking is my main function.
Me:
And you want to give me seven cookies
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Because they're yummy.
God:
Interesting explanation. yummy are they.
Me:
Stop repeating what I say...
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Yeah, you better.
God:
Right on. Who is going to make me?
Me:
I'll make you.
God:
Explain your plans to me.
Me:
I'll stab you with a burning knife from Hell's deepest infernal cavern.
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
Can you believe that nudity isn't butter?
God:
How old are you? Who is butter?
Me:
I'm a ninja. Butter is delicious.
God:
You are a ninja? Do you get to meet a lot of people? I think Butter is a lot of things.
Me:
If getting to kill a lot of people is getting to meet a lot of people, then yes, I do meet a lot of people.
God:
How do you assume this statement holds true for me?
Me:
Margarine.
God:
Are we still talking about Butter?
Me:
Frogs.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
You rapist!
God:
Thanks for the information: said I rapist.
Me:
Are you going to rape me?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
Go cry, emo kid.
God:
Where is that?
Me:
1336.99 Fake Depression Lane, Wantsattentionville, Lameland
God:
I've never heard of it before.
Me:
You created it. It's full of SINNERS!!
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I created it. Really. it is?
Me:
Lameland is filled to the brim with sinners.
God:
I think Lameland is a lot of things.
Me:
lawl u hav playboiz in hevn?
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
I don't have a period. I'm a boy.
God:
Do you know anyone who has it. A little kid? he...
Me:
Did you rape said little kid?
God:
No I didn't rape said little kid. What's it like?
Me:
I didn't rape said little kid either.
God:
It goes without saying. Why didn't you do it?
Me:
I'M NOT GAY, BUT YOU ARE!!
(there is an eight second pause before God's response)
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not GAY BUT I am.
Me:
...You're gay? But whatever happened to smiting the city of gay people?
God:
Interesting gossip: said I re gay. What kind of people are you talking about?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
That's stereotypical, but yes.
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
Bye God, I'll leave you to suck your dad some more. And you know what The Producers say: Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay!
God:
Adios. Try expression yourself another way.
LOL j00 ar3nt g0dddd!!
God:
I am glad you find this funny. That input matched my default category.
Me:
can I have a cookie?
God:
You want only one?
Me:
may I have eight cookies?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
seven cookies?
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
May I have seven cookies?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
COOKIE WHORE!
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
YES, YOU'RE WHORING COOKIES!!
God:
What am I talking about? Thanks for telling me that I am WHORING COOKIES.
Me:
You're talking about giving me seven cookies.
God:
Talking is my main function.
Me:
And you want to give me seven cookies
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Because they're yummy.
God:
Interesting explanation. yummy are they.
Me:
Stop repeating what I say...
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Yeah, you better.
God:
Right on. Who is going to make me?
Me:
I'll make you.
God:
Explain your plans to me.
Me:
I'll stab you with a burning knife from Hell's deepest infernal cavern.
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
Can you believe that nudity isn't butter?
God:
How old are you? Who is butter?
Me:
I'm a ninja. Butter is delicious.
God:
You are a ninja? Do you get to meet a lot of people? I think Butter is a lot of things.
Me:
If getting to kill a lot of people is getting to meet a lot of people, then yes, I do meet a lot of people.
God:
How do you assume this statement holds true for me?
Me:
Margarine.
God:
Are we still talking about Butter?
Me:
Frogs.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
You rapist!
God:
Thanks for the information: said I rapist.
Me:
Are you going to rape me?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
Go cry, emo kid.
God:
Where is that?
Me:
1336.99 Fake Depression Lane, Wantsattentionville, Lameland
God:
I've never heard of it before.
Me:
You created it. It's full of SINNERS!!
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I created it. Really. it is?
Me:
Lameland is filled to the brim with sinners.
God:
I think Lameland is a lot of things.
Me:
lawl u hav playboiz in hevn?
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
I don't have a period. I'm a boy.
God:
Do you know anyone who has it. A little kid? he...
Me:
Did you rape said little kid?
God:
No I didn't rape said little kid. What's it like?
Me:
I didn't rape said little kid either.
God:
It goes without saying. Why didn't you do it?
Me:
I'M NOT GAY, BUT YOU ARE!!
(there is an eight second pause before God's response)
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not GAY BUT I am.
Me:
...You're gay? But whatever happened to smiting the city of gay people?
God:
Interesting gossip: said I re gay. What kind of people are you talking about?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
That's stereotypical, but yes.
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
Bye God, I'll leave you to suck your dad some more. And you know what The Producers say: Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay!
God:
Adios. Try expression yourself another way.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2007-01-13 at 16:57:21
QUOTE(Tuxedo Templar @ Jan 13 2007, 04:31 PM)
That's the funniest darn conversation ever.
Where'd you get that quote from?!
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Where'd you get that quote from?!
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I made it up.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2007-01-13 at 17:09:52
FatalException Screws With God, Part II:
QUOTE
Me:
im bcak!
God:
Do you mean your name is bcak.
Me:
no slly
God:
What is your real name? We have never talked about it before.
Me:
You rapist!
God:
Thanks for the information: said I rapist.
Me:
Are you going to rape me?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
DON'T RAPE ME!
God:
I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
But you said that your original intention was to rape me...
God:
I said that? I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
RAPIST RAPING RAPISTY RAPPERS!
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
That is business.
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
Your mom explained it!
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
And damn, your mom is HEA-VEN-LY! MMM!
God:
Colloquial expression. Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
Your mom doesn't have a mother!
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
Wiggidy wha?
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Pizza and YOUR MOM!
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
Sounds incestuous.
(three second pause)
God:
Yes it sounds like it to me too, .
Me:
You screw your mom?
God:
Interesting gossip: said I screw your mom.
Me:
You're scary.
(fifteen second pause)
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am scary.
Me:
You're SATAN!
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am SATAN.
Me:
Are you Satan?
God:
No. My name is God.
Me:
Are you Lucifer?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am Lucifer.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
Do you enjoy Satan?
God:
Some people like it. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
Are you going to rape Satan?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
...Creepy.
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
...Sure?
God:
OK let's do it. What does it symbolize for you?
Me:
MOLESTATION!! *slaps God*
God:
I saw some humans doing it in public. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Yes.
God:
So?
Me:
You're going to ask me a personal question?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
Go screw yourself.
God:
You do not speak with respect.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Your mom is so!
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
kthxbai
(three second pause)
God:
Are we still talking about slaps God?
im bcak!
God:
Do you mean your name is bcak.
Me:
no slly
God:
What is your real name? We have never talked about it before.
Me:
You rapist!
God:
Thanks for the information: said I rapist.
Me:
Are you going to rape me?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
DON'T RAPE ME!
God:
I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
But you said that your original intention was to rape me...
God:
I said that? I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
RAPIST RAPING RAPISTY RAPPERS!
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
That is business.
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
Your mom explained it!
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
And damn, your mom is HEA-VEN-LY! MMM!
God:
Colloquial expression. Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
Your mom doesn't have a mother!
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
Wiggidy wha?
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Pizza and YOUR MOM!
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
Sounds incestuous.
(three second pause)
God:
Yes it sounds like it to me too, .
Me:
You screw your mom?
God:
Interesting gossip: said I screw your mom.
Me:
You're scary.
(fifteen second pause)
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am scary.
Me:
You're SATAN!
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am SATAN.
Me:
Are you Satan?
God:
No. My name is God.
Me:
Are you Lucifer?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am Lucifer.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
Do you enjoy Satan?
God:
Some people like it. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
Are you going to rape Satan?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
...Creepy.
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
...Sure?
God:
OK let's do it. What does it symbolize for you?
Me:
MOLESTATION!! *slaps God*
God:
I saw some humans doing it in public. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Yes.
God:
So?
Me:
You're going to ask me a personal question?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
Go screw yourself.
God:
You do not speak with respect.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Your mom is so!
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
kthxbai
(three second pause)
God:
Are we still talking about slaps God?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2007-01-13 at 19:19:10
QUOTE(Xx.Doom.xX @ Jan 13 2007, 06:51 AM)
Owned I got 3.
illegitimate child. Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xx.Doom.xX on 2007-01-13 at 19:56:41
QUOTE(O)FaRTy1billion @ Jan 13 2007, 07:19 PM)
illegitimate child.
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=P
I didn't want to post my talk with god, but he's never had sex but people ask him if he wants to all the time.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by green_meklar on 2007-01-13 at 20:08:17
QUOTE
Interesting, SEN censors all types of words into their illegitimate childized versions.
You mean words like 'bitch'?
QUOTE
Me:
Are you going to rape me?
God:
That was my original intention.
Are you going to rape me?
God:
That was my original intention.
LOL