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(Don't ask wtf I was smoking at the time I wrote this).

I also wish for world peace, and ban all stupid alcohol, tobacco, drugs, etc.

Chapter 2: The Reign of Xeno(U) - Long did Felagund the Wise rule the Galaxy and all was peaceful. Yet evil stirred, in the shadows of the fallen empire of StarEdit.net. A new league of villians gathered, aided by the ignorance granted by the populace in the golden age of the galaxy. A dark assassin named MiniMoose crept into the dungeon containing (U)Bolt_Head and released him. Moogle, the guard, was slain by a pistol bash to the head, and was sent back by Mandos, who by this time was pissed at having to work so hard. Coko, the heir of Felagund, was a good leader, yet his hand was not an open one. The events concerning his reign are few, though important, and do not concern us here. With this alarming news the populace rioted, killing yet more billions. Great maps would be made again, the bane of stupidity on battle.net. Without stupidity, Battle.net shall fail. Within weaks the ignorant galaxians had fallen. By the score were whole worlds taken. In this time Luke and Rand found out that they were gay... and horny. But that is yet another tale to be told later. From the ruins of Galaxy rose Xeno(U), a dark and brooding map-maker. Felagund, weakened in his old state, called for Xeno(U) to aid Galaxy. Xeno accepted and unleashed upon the world a new reality. So darkened was it that (U)Bolt_Head nearly surrendured. Of course he did not, and led by MiniMoose they finished the conquest of Galaxy. Yet Xeno unleashed a *Yoshi da Sniper gasps, an update. This Darkened Reality swallowed Galaxy up and produced the hideous n00b spawn species Homo Nooblet. So many Homo Nooblets wanted to be like Xeno(U) that they, in turn, spawned as many maps categorized El Noobish Pieces of  to. So much    was created that everybody became asphyxiated and died. Mandos, the king of all, came with Saddam Hussein-abdula-CrackHo and made him clear all the    away, by eating it. Then Osama YoMoma came and cleaned up, by bathing in the  . I like to say the word  . Can you tell I like to say  ?    is a  ty cool word! Xeno(U), for being a bad little boy, served a week in solitary confinement with Saddam Hussein. Handcuffed to Saddam, Xeno was dragged into such disgusting places as a  -farm, and eventually he just shot the bastard. Mandos let this one die. Felagund shot Mandos. Mandos die. Felagund win. Felagund good. All else dumb.

I'd wish for a DSL connection...