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I wish I could marry a girl that I want to spend the rest of my life with.  Gotta find her, first .

I wish I could marry a girl that I want to spend the rest of my life with.  Gotta find her, first .

2. The strongest weapon (another duh).
3. World peace (yet another duh).

these 2 sort of cancel each other out...

if you had acheived true peace, then you don't need a weapon, otherwise you're forcing people to help each other, which will just generate more hate and eventually people will overthrow your rule (killing themselves in the process most likely because of this super all powerful weapon thingy) and then start blowing each other up again. wow..humans are SOOOOO smart

You know what, CheeZe(U)? Just scratch that powerful weapon, OK? It never existed.

good man

I wish u all die.I also wish for unlimited wishes so i could wish for u to die again.I ALSO WISH FOR UR ASHES BE SENT OUT OF THIS GALAXY.THEN NUKED.THEN NUKED AGAIN

who are the four people who want to get laid? the curiousity is killing me

Let me wish for that all-powerful weapon again so that I can use it to slay frank_pivo_4.

Of course, I'd wish that I owned StarEdit.net. Except that I wouldn't do any work. And there would be lots of free porn on it. Except, everyone with 56k would be given like uber-10mb/sec broadband. 56k is our heritage, let us respect it! I also wish I was a real-life Link AND/OR Cloud Strife. Soooo cool! I also wish everyone played starcraft, and everyone was cool and non-n00b. I also wish for world peace, and ban all stupid alcohol, tobacco, drugs, etc. Everyone would be decently wealthy and live great lives. There would be no deaths, just kind of a departure to the Halls of Mandos. I'd be respected and revered. Power means nothing if there is nothing to use that power on. Great power is rendered useless without an output. I'd be the hero always. Terrorists holding FireKame hostage? I waltz in James Bond style, with a small smug smile, and swiftly proceed by neutralizing them, without any fatalities (notice I did not say casualties), and FireKame would be the Bond Girl. We'd go and save the world. Then I'd come and hire all of you map makers like Yoshi and Tux to construct the great map temple, where everyone would come and see the great maps we make. I'd be great friends with Rand al'Thor, and with Luke Skywalker we would rule the galaxy as the Great Tri-Buddy Team, and everyone would be happy. Suddenly I get a distress call that FireKame has been captured by Darth Vader. What do I do? Fly in my X-Wing to Bespin and confront the Dark One. But lo and behold! I must choose between saving FireKame, who is falling to the surface from Cloud City, or confront Darth Vader. Luke goes to confront Darth Vader (that's how he got his frigg'n hand cut off, what a dumbass) but I go to save FireKame. Seconds before she reaches the boiling surface I save her, oh dear beautiful FireKame. Still, an X-Wing is a one-person vehicle, and I am forced to go into the tractor beam of Darth's star destroyer to save myself. Prisoner of the Enemy, Sauron comes and interrogates me. I die. But Mandos feels pity on me, and sends me back, my quest unfulfilled. I find Shadowfax and hop on, to hasten for Endor. There the end of all things shall come into fruition. FireKame is being held hostage by the Ewoks, so I swiftly kick one in the nuts and they release her. I then turn Neo on her and, flying in the air, take her to her house. This is where her story ends and Yoshi's begins. Yoshi, having completed the monument, has turned evil in his ways. Having built an oppressing and unstoppable army of elite map-makers, the galaxy is held tightly in his iron grip of malice. I fly to StarEdit plaza on Coruscant and see the flood of great maps coming out. Too great... the galaxy is not ready for this amount of greatness! The greatness, sadly, overwhelms them and they die when they are glued to their computers, unable to leave the great maps flooding in. Billions upon countless billions die. Luke, Rand, and I go to check things near the shipyards of Kuat. What else do we find there than Yoshi's lieutenants: Tuxedo-Templar, (U)Bolt_Head, and Clokr_ the Defiled. Luke and Rand die instantly of course, but Mandos says "what the Hell" and sends them back. They die again. Mandos says "ok this is just annoying" and gives them 20 lashes. The third time they die Mandos sends them into solitary confinement with Satan, whom I captured. Back on Kuat, I use ProEdit to capture Clokr_ in an unbreakable cage of DOOM, knowledge to overwhelm (U)Bolt_Head in a game of smarts, and sheer map-making ability to eradicate Tuxedo-Templar. With the momentum in my case I fly back to Coruscant to confront the Dark One in the FINAL ENCOUNTER. Yoshi is waiting for me. His hand rests on the "send" button of the galaxy map sender. The file reads "The Matrix - Version Final." Damn, he pressed it. So I quickly make him swallow pepper-spray and access his computer. HA HA Sucker, I destroy it. J/k. I open up the Maps folder and access the "Matrix" file. This one is corrupted. Good. I load it into the galaxy map sender and press "send." Ha, this one, named just the same, overrides their old maps and SAVES THE GALAXY. Btw, at this point, FireKame marries me and she gives birth to Coko. (Don't ask wtf I was smoking at the time I wrote this). Chapter 2: The Reign of Xeno(U) - Long did Felagund the Wise rule the Galaxy and all was peaceful. Yet evil stirred, in the shadows of the fallen empire of StarEdit.net. A new league of villians gathered, aided by the ignorance granted by the populace in the golden age of the galaxy. A dark assassin named MiniMoose crept into the dungeon containing (U)Bolt_Head and released him. Moogle, the guard, was slain by a pistol bash to the head, and was sent back by Mandos, who by this time was pissed at having to work so hard. Coko, the heir of Felagund, was a good leader, yet his hand was not an open one. The events concerning his reign are few, though important, and do not concern us here. With this alarming news the populace rioted, killing yet more billions. Great maps would be made again, the bane of stupidity on battle.net. Without stupidity, Battle.net shall fail. Within weaks the ignorant galaxians had fallen. By the score were whole worlds taken. In this time Luke and Rand found out that they were gay... and horny. But that is yet another tale to be told later. From the ruins of Galaxy rose Xeno(U), a dark and brooding map-maker. Felagund, weakened in his old state, called for Xeno(U) to aid Galaxy. Xeno accepted and unleashed upon the world a new reality. So darkened was it that (U)Bolt_Head nearly surrendured. Of course he did not, and led by MiniMoose they finished the conquest of Galaxy. Yet Xeno unleashed a *Yoshi da Sniper gasps, an update. This Darkened Reality swallowed Galaxy up and produced the hideous n00b spawn species Homo Nooblet. So many Homo Nooblets wanted to be like Xeno(U) that they, in turn, spawned as many maps categorized El Noobish Pieces of  to. So much    was created that everybody became asphyxiated and died. Mandos, the king of all, came with Saddam Hussein-abdula-CrackHo and made him clear all the    away, by eating it. Then Osama YoMoma came and cleaned up, by bathing in the  . I like to say the word  . Can you tell I like to say  ?    is a  ty cool word! Xeno(U), for being a bad little boy, served a week in solitary confinement with Saddam Hussein. Handcuffed to Saddam, Xeno was dragged into such disgusting places as a  -farm, and eventually he just shot the bastard. Mandos let this one die. Felagund shot Mandos. Mandos die. Felagund win. Felagund good. All else dumb.