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HELLO! magic in MGS!!! Like yes it was fun, but you saying thats a storyline? More like stuff they decided to throw in at random The boss is teh guy that crushes the soldiers nuts aint it? Thats one way too keep them in order...

Omg you are stupid. The story in MGS2 ties into all the games. It all matches perfectly...if you are smart enough to understand. There has been way goofier stuff in MGS than someone being able to deflect bullets...Vamp coming back to life NUMEROUS times, Liquid Snake's dominant genes taking control of Ocelot's body, Pyscho Mantis (well thats not TOO wierd because its telepathy). And no The Boss isn't the person who grabs Snake's balls. That is Volgin.

I havent noticed much with the ties except apart from the tanker, that explains just about everything about MGS2. Vamp was cool, he didnt bother me with his 'i am uber leet, i come back to life'. Liquid's arm on Ocelot.. well.. i spose that is lower then Fortunes 'magic'. There was absouletly nothing wrong with mantis, the battle just took forever if you didnt swap control ports.. i dont know many ppl though that did that, they just shot the statues which is underdstandable since it was a bit more challeging that way. Volgin.. i dont remember reading about him, whats he got to do with the storyline?

Volgin is confusing and stuff

teh story pf mgs2 dose tie in with all of them

play MGS3


also Tessu is an old fart he sucks Ayame is better

Tesshu is better, it sucks though how his missions seem to go so quick Ayame is pretty sweet, only cause of the speed... but.. Tesshu has the stealth kills(all of that was off topic and i appoligise). I'm looking for the complete storyline to MGS3 right now to see whats the deal with him.. its disturbing.. some guy just grouping away..

Volgin is the leader of the group you are fighting most of the game. He controls 'The Philospher's Legacy' (a large amount of money gathered by three large powers during ww2). Theres WAY more to the Legacy but I don't want to give it away...I'll just say that you see them in the other two MGS games...O_o. Anywho. Volgin is a bit wierd. After he groups Snake's crotch, he saysthat he knows the major (Ivan Raidenovich) better than anyone...Also if you equip the mask (which happens to look like the major), Volgin gets on his knees and cries out to the name Ivan...really wierd. I'm not 100% sure if he is gay though because he uses EVA for sex (well I assume he does because he tells her to go to his room)

Well that explains it, his bisexual.. Or he cant work out his feelings properly. The Legacy sounds farmiliar, not too sure why.. Sure i've read it or seen it somewhere, definately gonna have to buy the game now.. shame though, i was saving up for Ninjagaiden on XBoX

lol get Ninja Gaiden for NES then we can talk ;p


anyway Wasent VAMP Bi also?


i think Volgin was more gay than anything becasue he was more into Ivan than Eva lol so thats just funny

Vamp didnt have sexual preferences, Vamp is nor a he or she, Vamps an it. There are many that'd argue with what i just said, but think about it, after you've been modified, you are not human, you are a tool. i think i have ninjagaiden on NES, ill take off to me grandpa's later and look

er no when you call teh Corunal after teh battle with teh damn Harrier after a few calls he will explain that he is BI and how he lived and such
(it might be snake cant rember who said it)
check it out its worth teh time its kinda funny

I just went and loaded my save at that point, my mistake you are right.

i know im right

and could you tell me what Snake said about Walking on Water?

My girlfriend eats Snakes -.^ if u know what i mean

Volgin wasn't a homo, it was the guy you stole clothes from who was a homo, didn't you see his black thong?
Actually maybe they just accepted both genders.

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The ending was sad and confusing! Eva was pretending to be a good person pretending to be evil when she really was evil! The Boss pretended to be evil when she was really good. Ocelot was pretending to be evil when he was really ADAM and EVA pretended she was filling in for him when he really was spying on Volgin. Eva says only the boss knew she was from the republic of China when Ocelot really knew also. Eva double crossed Snake
and Snake had no idea when really Ocelot and The Boss knew so they gave Snake a fake of the Legacy and The boss gave Ocelot the real Legacy so the double crosser was double crossed by another double crosser!!!!

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(Don't bother reading all that)
In conclusion, Everyone in the game was helping you and the only ones against you were Volgin and his gaurds.. O.o

After being pissed that I couldn't find major problems in the game to flame about, I will post the all the Minor itty bitty problems I found.

• You put the Patriot on The Boss's grave and after that it says you got the Patriot, the same one you left on The Boss's grave
• The boss said she wasn't able to bear children after being part of a nuclear test, she said afterwards she had a baby on the battlefield, then, afterwards she said they surgically removed it in a hospital before it was born, then, she said it was a beautiful baby boy. Put together in this order, it's impossible.
• you have the mask of Ivan before the mission is assigned to you, How is this possible?
• If you threw poisoned food at the enemy, why the crap would they pick up food that was thrown to them and eat it?
• Omg!!! The gaurds shake thier butt to give you an item during a hold up on the ground! Lololololollolololol
• Adamski challenged you to a duel on the plane to kill either one of you, even though he was your ally and ALSO had the real Legacy with him, what idiotic spy would take this gamble?
• I don't like how The Boss makes fun of Ocelot's hand gesture.
• The Sorrow shows the end angry at you because you killed him, even though he WANTED to die.
• When Volgin was torturing you, you had a bag on your head, how did you breathe? no airholes to be seen.
• The bullet on Ocelot's necklace changes throughout the game.
• The boss shot a death pill into your arm while Volgin was torturing you. Death Pills have no gunpowder, so how was it shot into you?

"you have the mask of Ivan before the mission is assigned to you, How is this possible?"


while waring it call teh guy who talsk to you about cam oand wepons he will tell you it was part of a mission but they scrapped that idea

"You put the Patriot on The Boss's grave and after that it says you got the Patriot, the same one you left on The Boss's grave "

meh what can i say its a cool wepon maby Snake gave it to her or she stole it when he was on the bridge and you get another one or something

"The boss said she wasn't able to bear children after being part of a nuclear test, she said afterwards she had a baby on the battlefield, then, afterwards she said they surgically removed it in a hospital before it was born, then, she said it was a beautiful baby boy. Put together in this order, it's impossible."

maby teh battle was before that? or maby she couldent bare children out of her... yea she had to get a C section or in her case a Snake section har har...

"The boss shot a death pill into your arm while Volgin was torturing you. Death Pills have no gunpowder, so how was it shot into you?"

maby she put it in while a bullet was in the barrle and then she was like Pwnx0red and shot it

"The bullet on Ocelot's necklace changes throughout the game."
"Adamski challenged you to a duel on the plane to kill either one of you, even though he was your ally and ALSO had the real Legacy with him, what idiotic spy would take this gamble?"
he uses it in his Juggaling guns thing and snake gats it in his eye

Teh bullet is a blank!!!

hope that cleared some of teh stuff

oh ohh and ITS A GAME!!! so

but those were minor problems i felt i should tell ya

Well there is also all of the Other things I posted.

"Does Adam's Wierd hand gesture."



Ps, as another secret R1... When you parachute in the first mission look directly up at your parachute with R1
As you drop in with your plane on the second mission look directly up with R1 to see a sexy pic.

Hints.
Do not heal your wounds completely if you are not close to an enemy, use one healing item and the wound will heal itself. You save loads of medical supplies this way

Kick grass! its fun!!!! and you might get medicine from the plants! lolololololol

Don't Smoke! it's baaaaaad for you.

Throw grenades if you get hungry,
trust me it works.


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The only bad sides I saw was that Expert mode wasn't enough for me... You healed too quickly and they still barely noticed you if you laid in the grass next to them.

Guess we have to wait for teh next ver for European Extream!

Ya the Ocelot (ADAM) thing confused me too. LIke...if Ocelot is working for the US and so is Snake...then Ocelot should help snake right. So wouldnt the US have order Ocelot to meet Snake? And maybe they did and when he showed up he got pwned by EVA. But he knew that the real EVA was a man....or did he not know that the chick was calling herself EVA. And why didnt he confront Snake and be like 'dude...i was supposed to meet you but this showed up...wtf'? But I guess he was trying to figure out who the chick was the whole game so that kind of explains that. They should make a MGS book series...to clear everything up. But all that I just said is minor and we all get the big picture. SO w/e lol.

they do have a Book of sorts its a comic book! lol

umm i think Ocelot appeard there becasue he was suposed to do the MEeting with Snake but Eva appeared and ended up messing up the whoal thing with him and Adam

Who are the Patriots?

The La-Le-Lo-Lu-Li-Lou....(lol messed that up)

so yea thats what was going to happen but Eva did mess it up i think





GASP!...

umm no not really... Ocelot came to kill Snake BEFORE Eva came.

And the comic book is freaking mentioned like 20 times in the manual.

There's even a free sample in the first few pages.

the patriots are the Philosphers. You sure Eva was there before ocelot? I mean, she let snake sleep for a few hours before the exited the house to confront ocelot.

Actully that Comic in the game is always there in the maunuals its a Tatourial basicly

andas for Ocolot there to kill Snake i think he pulled that becasue Eva was there you know?

and the Adam and Eva Defection story was true but Adam(atleast) was Defected to betray Russia or w/e Volgin maby and give news to Snake(thats my guess)

Eva cought wind of Snake being there so she guessed she would meet him there...

and in the end it says something about her not habing to kill Adam becasue he was not there but Adam was there she jsut didnt know it

she never even awsoord the Who are the Philosephers question she just shot a bunch of guys down!

i bet if Adam was asked that he would of Awnswerd hands down his men were on his side so yea

"John" aha aha aha aha ok John

The philosphers were a group of highballers from Russis, the US, and China who pooled their resources to develop state of the art weapons and defeat their enemies. The philosphers later changed their name to the Patriots.

i wasent asking -_- thats what Snake is suposed to ask Adam in the game so he knew it was Adam you know?

and i knew that already because if have played almsot all the Metal Gear(solid) games

OH sorry lol. I wonder when they tell us why the Partiors/Philosphers call themselves the Lalelulalo O_o.

maby its a secret codeing that Konami put in there with like a phone number or something that you call

like
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Lalelulalo
L= 12
A=1
L=12
E=5
L=12
U=21
A=1
L=12
O=15

12,1,12,5,12,21,1,12,15
no think those number could mean something? 12 appears alot because of the 12

but we also have to think of the Japaneese Kanji because this was translated into English... bah who knows

and as for them callign themselvs that it could be the code name if they had to talk about it in public?