Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kingra on 2005-08-05 at 11:22:47
The "Sandwich Of Life" eats Wilhelm. Kellimus.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-05 at 11:24:25
Kingra dies for not realizing that Kellimus posted before him
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kingra on 2005-08-05 at 11:26:06
Kellimus dies for posting something so unoriginal. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2005-08-05 at 12:45:25
`BiG~kAhOoNa` dies becasue he does his
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EVERY time he types. Now that he is dead, he can't die again. So this thread is done since nobody can next post on how he dies. SINCE he is already dead. So it's impossible to start it up again. It's done. Forever. Maybe.Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-08-05 at 12:47:36
*Goes back in time, and stabs kahoona with an ice pick before he kills himself*. Say what? People, that's Grover in my avatar. By the way... can I see your big kahoona?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by glytchur on 2005-08-05 at 12:48:51
throws an explosive pie at wils face, and its heat seeking, so u cant dodge it! welcome to the 21st century!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-08-05 at 13:04:54
Glytcher thought it'd be fun to put his Johnson in a fire. The fire thought otherwise.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-05 at 13:10:02
Kicks Glytcher in the twat then smacks him with my large Kahoona breaking his neck from the force.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IceWarrior98 on 2005-08-05 at 13:11:12
Kellimus dies by a Tank Drop n Nuke run, only thing left alive was the lone marine...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-05 at 13:12:06
Kellimus's Skeleton regenerates and eats Icewarrior then screams,
"ONLY KING DONWANO OR AN OFFSPRING OF HIM MAY DESTROY ME! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"ONLY KING DONWANO OR AN OFFSPRING OF HIM MAY DESTROY ME! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IceWarrior98 on 2005-08-05 at 13:13:31
ice becomes a virus to invect Kellimus to a point that render him immobile slowly losing body parts.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2005-08-05 at 13:16:13
Strange... I am Kin... Wait, forget that. IceWarrior98 dies from leg cancer. From the same leg that was amputated in the Korean War. But he died, before he was even born.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TheDaddy0420 on 2005-08-05 at 13:17:15
^ Gets shot in the head cause he is Osoma ^
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2005-08-05 at 13:18:15
Those aren't gun crosshairs! They're for people to jixx on! You die because I jixxed on you.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-05 at 13:24:31
Get's over the virus and kills Big Kahoona! "Pathetic mortal!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-08-05 at 13:24:47
Kahoona decides he wants to become a human kite. he tries jumping off a thirty story building. The end.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2005-08-05 at 13:26:40
...And fails. So he's alive!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-05 at 13:27:43
Slaps Big Kahoona in the face with his giant bone Kahoona and laughs when he dies from asphexiation because of to much jixx
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2005-08-05 at 13:29:37
`BiG~kAhOoNa` sells all the jixx to school children and says it's paste. And they all eat it! (Like in Billy Madison.) The kids get every single STD known to man kind, and then some. They all die, so Kell feels sad and kills himself. Finally!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-05 at 13:32:16
*Jaw Drops*
Kills Kahoona with a sledge hammer before he dies.
Finally to you sicko!
Kills Kahoona with a sledge hammer before he dies.
Finally to you sicko!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-08-05 at 14:11:40
QUOTE(`BiG~kAhOoNa` @ Aug 5 2005, 01:29 PM)
[center]`BiG~kAhOoNa` sells all the jixx to school children and says it's paste. And they all eat it! (Like in Billy Madison.) The kids get every single STD known to man kind, and then some. They all die, so Kell feels sad and kills himself. Finally!![/center]
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Uh... Kellimus gets in a gang war and dies...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kingra on 2005-08-05 at 15:28:30
Warhamma creates a monster called the War Ham M.A.
His creation murders Warhamma and goes around killing people.
His creation murders Warhamma and goes around killing people.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-05 at 15:36:53
Including you. And me, and everyother god forsaken soul that posts after us
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-05 at 17:21:46
Well, you're already dead, so that's one less problem for me to answer. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kingra on 2005-08-05 at 17:22:46
Ezday gets owned by his shades.