Example:
EzDay281: Unnamed Guy has a heart-attack when SEN goes down for two minutes.
Generic Guy: EzDay281 is killed by the demonic-squirrel-fish that he stole the title of "Lord of Insanity" from.
Some Guy: Generic Guy dies from... ... alcohol poisoning, because he drinks too much.
Unnamed Guy: Some Guy ... blah blah.
So... let the games begin?
EzDay281 dies from a repeated volley of people calling him EZDay281.
umm... Dr.Sh0tgun dies from getting shot by a shotgun...
In an ironic twist of fate, Pimpinelephant is trampled to death by elephants.
Wilhelm is killed by Nietscheze, come back from the dead.
Dr. Sh0tgun obviously wasn't quite dead, so CaptainWill picks him up by his ankles and dumps him in a vat of highly concentrated sulphuric acid.
Captain Will is drawn and quartered for impersonating a ship's captain.
This thread seems to be doing better than I expected.
Willhelm is mistaken for CaptainWill, and so he gets
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drawn and quartered for impersonating a ship's captain.
instead of CaptainWill.
As you'll notice, I like doing this kind of thing a lot.
EzDay281 is landed on by a Jumbo Jet.
EzDay281 is killed by stray shells of me trying to kill CaptainWill.
Dr.Sh0tgun was killed by a jammed Shotgun gunshell explosion
Screwed was standing so close that he was also killed. Who knows why...
Screwed is screwed when a screw is screwed into Screwed.
EzDay comes back as a zombie, but is beaten to (triple?) death by the ghost of Andre The Giant.
willhem is viceously attacked by wild teletubbies.
Simpsons goes out in a blaze of glory while fighting Satan himself.
Gradius get walked on by a giant walking machine that didnt see him..
Warhammer randomly combusts into flames.
Gradius dies from a Gundum part falling on him.
I've posted twice and still haven't died yet.
Gradius/Kellimus gets drowned in a barrel of warm marmalade.
Kellimus magnificantly killed CaptianWill with his death stare while getting drowned in a barrel of warm marmalade.
a blue ninja appears outa no where and beats kellimus up, then they both hear a loud "FINISH HIM!" then the blue ninja freezes kellimus and kicks him off a ledge through fire where he gets defrosted and lands on some spike...
BEAT THAT!
Eats a poisened pie.
You did eat that.
Glytcher, not knowing, dies from an explosion caused by a tiny thermal detonator attached to his chest that Kellimus attached while getting the hell pounded out of him.
Kellimus will get sniped by a yoshi.
...You fools forgot me.
Yoshi gets sniped by IP who got sniped by moose who got sniped by beer who got sniped by chu...