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Granted, a nuclear missle destroys deathawk along with you.

I wish i had a pool of cow blood.

Granted, but you get the mad cow deasese and die.

I wish I had my own country thats about the same size as the US and I was the ruler of it!

Granted. the people of your country revolt accusing you of being another bush. you are executed.

i wish i could just drift away to another world.

Granted, but you drift too far away that your lost in the middle of no where with nothing and you die slowly.

I wish I was the ruler the Mole people!

why is everyone puting "granted"?? WELL GUESS WHAT!?!!

UR WISH IS DENIED BIZNATCH!MUWAHAHAHAZzZ!111!11!!!11!on3!1!!


lol jp...

granted... but the mole people rebel against ur evil stupid laws and kill you in a big raid

you didnt put what u want to wish for, so ill make it for you

you wish for a pizza pie sandwhich

granted, the fbi arrest u for experimenting on "potential food gene splicing"

i wish i knew why i do my hw so slow

no way...

my wish to have all the naruto episodes and then have infinite hours to play on the computer and have a year suplly of matreials for survival

the first "material" you ate would be cianide

i wish starcraft was sexier

granted, sen attracts people from all kinds of games and gets destroyed from the overpactness XD

i wish i had a pair of 4d glasses

wish g....ra....n...ted omg i hate that...


ur 4d glasses is filled with tiny explosions and ur eyes expoled

i wish i had candy

Granted, but then you had to remove your teeth because of all the cavity!

I wish mr.ex would do this correctly or I have to do somthing bad to him!

(also you know 4th D is time, so would probly be seeing into the future,past or present.)

4th d is time??? i thought it was just a way to see things from your perspective... O.O

granted, mr. ex gets stuck in the 4th dimension of the future so that he cant bother us for some time

i wish i knew what the 5th d was

wish 1/2 granted since i now knowwhat it is...(HAHA not)...

im stuck in the 5D not knowing what to do and then eventally go insane and lose my mind...

I WISH i could read alot of manga and anime

granted, your go blind from reading too much and not realizing that anime is the animation that you see on tv or your computer screen and manga is the pictures that you see

i wish i knew the cure for cancer

Granted, it involves sacrificing you to the gods.

I wish all the spammers would be sent to a distant planet.

[center]Granted. Yeah, I'm not corrupting that, it's too good.

I wish all police officers disappeared, along with 4nrchiee kewls and all other undesirables of society. Then a real Anarchal system is formed.[/center]

In order for anarchy to work, everyone has to be in agreeance. Since that is not possible, your wish is null and void—even if it comes true.

I wish to meet Ultimo in real life and fight him.

[center]True, Anarchy requires that all parties involved have knowlege of how the system should work, and actively strive to make it work.

Granted, he pwns you.

I wish for snow.[/center]

Granted. But its fake.

I wish for a glass sculpture of myself.

Granted, but the bucket is very large, and you can't move it.

I wish I knew what movie to see.

granted u see saw 2

but this movie will suck and you will have wasted your money that you would of invested and become a billionare if u didnt go and see this stupid movie.


I wish i had a cupcake.

Granted. It's such a fatty cupcake you die of fat poisoning.

I wish Saw 2 was playing at teh theatre.

Granted, but it's a private showing for people that aren't you.

I wish my download would complete faster...

Granted, but it opens a virus that owns your computer.

I wish I didn't have to reformat my HD.