Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tmac on 2005-12-28 at 21:52:49
Fell into a pool of knives.
How irresponsible.
How irresponsible.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-12-28 at 21:54:56
Who has a pool of knives?!
Video games consume your mind and you get trapped in cyberspace (which may not be bad, mind you, because there's porn)
Video games consume your mind and you get trapped in cyberspace (which may not be bad, mind you, because there's porn)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-28 at 22:08:14
cut a all over 1000 times with a papercuts
and thrown into a pool of salt and vineger
ssssssssssstttttttttt
eehhh ouch
and thrown into a pool of salt and vineger
ssssssssssstttttttttteehhh ouch
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-12-28 at 22:38:42
*Kow comes back as a zombie with papercuts and flesh wounds all over and eats VizuaL's brains (what's left of them 
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) Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-29 at 00:29:22
QUOTE(Kow @ Dec 28 2005, 10:38 PM)
*Kow comes back as a zombie with papercuts and flesh wounds all over and eats VizuaL's brains (what's left of them )
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very funny...
kow is milked so much she dies from anxiety
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-12-29 at 00:37:35
Hardly, Kows LOVE being milked.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shadow-Killa_04 on 2005-12-29 at 17:01:41
Kow goes to santa cluse who happens to be a asian ninja in disguise and chops kows hoof off. Then, kow runs away screaming like a little kow and runs into a wall. He hit it so hard he got a mild concution and then fell over. The ninja catches up with him but the wall Kow hit falls over and miraculously misses kow and kills the ninja. After 5 minuntes, kow wakes up from his concussion and is surrouded by policemen who want to arrest him. Kow refuses saying he didnt do anything wrong and is then shot with a tranquelizer. Unfortunely, Kow has a allergic reaction with the tranquelizer so he is immedietly sent to the hospital. He develops these pink pimples and starts making chocklate milk instead instead of normal milk. Fortunely, some doctor knew how to sew a hoof back on, unfortunely, he put it on backwards. Kow then escapes the hospital and runs to arizona. Mean while at Asian Ninja pretending to be santa claus head quarters, they decided to send an army after kow for killing 1 of there members. In arizona, kow was bored and decided to go to Washington instead. On the way there, he was confronted by the asian ninja army. He decides to run as fast as he can to escape. He tripps on his hoof because it was sewed on backwars. The ninjas catch up to him and take him prisoner and then throws him off mt. everest. Kow thinking quickly figures out how to escape, actualy, he didn't he figured out the e=mc2 and falls to his death.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-29 at 21:48:30
lemme keep it simple
hacked and slashed 10000000 times
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-12-29 at 21:52:12
Implodes.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Arbitrary on 2005-12-29 at 21:55:34
Is thrown off a bridge into a pool full of lobsters and hydrochloric acid, that pool and bridge are thrown off a cliff, that cliff goes hanggliding but ends up smashing into the Sears Tower, then all of that is thrown off the surface of the Earth and disintegrates as it rockets at 500,000 MPH towards the Sun. The End.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-12-29 at 21:56:18
^gets a brain tumor
Report, edit, etc...Posted by NerdyTerdy on 2005-12-29 at 22:03:05
Get's high and says 'Man I'm so high, I can do anything, nothing can hurt me.' and takes a gun and shoots himself. Anyone seen Harold and Kumar go to White Castle? Best movie ever . lol.
. lol.Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2005-12-30 at 01:21:25
HI NOOB!!!!!!! THATS WHAT THE SPELLS!!
Dies instantly because he got called noob
ADDITION:
Me: Randomly Dies
Dies instantly because he got called noob
ADDITION:
Me: Randomly Dies
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-12-30 at 09:25:46
Since you didn't say how you randomly died, I'll do it for you. Zidane is killed when his computer moniter grows teeth and bites his head off.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-12-30 at 09:30:38
It turns out that Doodan is just a dream, not a memory. A dream which is forgotten when I wake up.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2005-12-30 at 11:55:30
50 cent mugs Voy
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-30 at 14:55:37
CAR!!!! BEEEEP PLOW BOOM!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TheDaddy0420 on 2005-12-30 at 15:29:57
bear trap on the face...
ouch
ouch
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-12-30 at 15:35:36
S.T.A.R.S-Chris is crushed beneath the weight of his 3,381 minerals.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2005-12-30 at 15:52:22
Voy is crushed under the weight of his 6 minerals XD
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-12-30 at 16:33:48
Zidane phails at life
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2005-12-30 at 16:39:57
Doodan falls off the sidewalk onto the empty road 2 inches below it O.o.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2005-12-30 at 16:42:18
QUOTE(Silver-Dragon @ Dec 30 2005, 02:39 PM)
Doodan falls off the sidewalk onto the empty road 2 inches below it O.o.
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dragon gets eaten by a silver dragon
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-12-30 at 16:44:19
Zombie eats a crackhead's brain and OD's
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-12-30 at 16:55:07
Doodan yells "H0W D0 J00 M1N3 4 PH1SH?!" on World of Warcraft. He is promtly beat up by Defias Cutthroats as people crowd around yelling, "Own that noob!" Doodan then goes out on a lake to "mine for phish." His boat sinks and he drowns because he wasn't wearing a life jacket.