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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2005-12-30 at 19:45:05
Screwed by Screwed
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TheDaddy0420 on 2005-12-30 at 22:27:34
Shoved into an Iron Maiden

ouch x2
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2005-12-30 at 22:37:46
Killed by a comatose inducing brain tumor...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-12-31 at 00:30:59
Lynched by angry SEN members for killing Chris in an unpolitically correct manner.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-12-31 at 00:59:03
Doodan is killed in the crossfire between `BiG~kAhOoNa` and the spirit of nuclearrabbit.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TheDaddy0420 on 2005-12-31 at 03:07:35
^AIDS^
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-01-02 at 21:36:25
S.T.A.R.S-Chris is killed by a stray weenie dog.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-01-02 at 21:37:57
Crushed by the numbers 7133 in THAT ORDER
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2006-01-02 at 23:10:23
HorroR is scared to death by a rubber ducky happy.gif.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2006-01-02 at 23:13:43
Gets owned by a cat in his favorite game.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-01-03 at 18:17:24
^ Crushed by a Bush with a nose job
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-01-03 at 18:18:31
^ my girlfriend would stab your stomach and pop your fat...with the help of 50 cent...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TheDaddy0420 on 2006-01-03 at 18:54:18
Kill by breast implants that leaked, made you sick, then you died... cry.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-01-03 at 19:44:54
The wicked queen from Snow White gives S.T.A.R.S-Chris a poison apple. Since no one ever comes to give him true love's kiss, he lays asleep for all eternity.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-01-03 at 20:32:08
^ Gets a pool full of pudding. Eats and swims at the same time. Gets cramp. <Blub...Blub...Blub....>
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TheDaddy0420 on 2006-01-04 at 03:50:37
Drinks too much vodka, passes out face first into a puddle and drowns........
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sie_Sayoka on 2006-01-04 at 04:38:20
spontanious human combustion but dives into water when he gets out he steps on sodium..... KABOOM!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2006-01-04 at 06:02:11
QUOTE(Sie_Sayoka @ Jan 4 2006, 07:38 PM)
spontanious human combustion but dives into water when he gets out he steps on sodium..... KABOOM!
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sie_sayoka dies a horrible death - he gets thrown into a vat of boiling larva, then pulled back out then frozen then get shot close-range by a shotgun shattering him to pieces.
when all of his body parts de-frost, they are thrown onto a football field for the teams to run over.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sie_Sayoka on 2006-01-04 at 06:26:15
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hydro eats sand and dies from excruciating pain of constipation.... LOL!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-01-04 at 10:21:20
Sie_Sayoka is run over by a clown car.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-01-04 at 10:54:05
^ eats too many chocolate bunnies and blows up
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sessase on 2006-01-04 at 11:01:36
I remove all the flesh of HorroR's Body and throw him in a pool of Salt. He died from pain.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-01-04 at 11:04:24
^ Gets so wasted he buys a rocket launcher and aims at a wall. The wall was in front of the guy.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Screwed on 2006-01-04 at 12:17:02
You simply blew up. May I add, it was a horror-ific and beautiful death.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-01-04 at 13:21:47
Screwed got too close to Oscar's trashcan.
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