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Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2006-01-12 at 19:45:19

Doodan from Doodan's maps calls a carrier strike on the poor SeNer who made him.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-01-12 at 19:50:30

QUOTE(FatalException @ Jan 12 2006, 07:45 PM)

Doodan from Doodan's maps calls a carrier strike on the poor SeNer who made him.
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He is the only one with the power to destroy me.

FatalException is killed by Fryer Chuck (character from my campaign).

Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-01-12 at 19:52:34

Doodan is..Well..Lemme describe it

*gets in an SUV*

DIEEE DOODANN

*drives toward Doodan, then jumps out, leaving the car remote controlled, going at 1 mile and hour, and crushing Doodan in a slow...painful death

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-01-12 at 19:57:21

^ gets home rowed

Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2006-01-14 at 00:42:48

Jay_Tizzle dies of natural causes at age 83 with a loving wife (who ISN'T Jamie Lynn Spears) and grandchildren. BEAT THAT!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-01-14 at 16:09:07

^ gets a job at burger king, then i go there and order 10000 cheese burgers, each holding the pickles, and while his back is turned at the drivethru, i jump through the window and shove all the money in the cash register down his throat.

However, since he works at the burger king on dolson ave., the one penny is swallowable, so i make him eat something worse.

The actual burgers he made for me (well, the 4 that were already done) and then walk away while he's fine because they were the only burgers he didn't piss on.

and then he trips on the ketchup on the floor and cracks his neck.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by KABOOM on 2006-01-14 at 16:16:23

Falcon A is flying in a jet having fun intill his wings just pop out aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa so hes pretty much a bullet now so he trys to eject but his parachute got stuck in the jet so he flys out fine but has no parachute and falls to his death

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-01-14 at 16:32:43

my plane conviently falls down on kaboom and explodes into a huge ball of fire engulfing him standing there, hence how KABOOM got his name.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-01-14 at 16:40:45

Sean Connery kills Falcon_A.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by KABOOM on 2006-01-14 at 21:35:31

QUOTE(Falcon_A @ Jan 14 2006, 04:32 PM)

my plane conviently falls down on kaboom and explodes into a huge ball of fire engulfing him standing there, hence how KABOOM got his name.

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touché

doodan is walking down the street and trips he then realises that theres a angry mob coming for him he gets up and starts to run he sees a hidding spot up ahead he dives in and shuts up. After like a day of searching for doodan they just decide to blow up the city

KABOOM!!!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2006-01-14 at 21:45:10

KABOOM goes back in time to Hiroshima near the end of World War II to see a real kaboom. Too bad he was on the outside edge of the explosion where it's over 22,000 degrees Fahrenheit.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-01-14 at 23:47:50

fatal exception travels into the future and becomes a cyborg.

but while having sex, he's not wired correctly and gets the message "ERROR ERROR FATAL EXCEPTION LOADING PROCESS 3523432432" and his head explodes.

his lover, jennifer lopez, is unfazed.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2006-01-14 at 23:58:23

QUOTE(Falcon_A @ Jan 14 2006, 08:47 PM)

Falcon_A finds out the age of the person he's talking about a smacks himself in the face with a shovel. While he is unconcious, I stealthily slit his throat because he ditched me at the CTF Tournament.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-01-15 at 00:16:54

during fatal's lagging out at the ctf tourny, i magically appear behind him while the "wait for players" box is there, and do sub-zero's fatality from the original mortal kombat, ripping out his spine, teleporting back to my computer to leave after you drop.

ADDITION:
and sean connery comes back after killing me and shoots doodan for giving him a martini that wasnt "shaken, not stirred"

Report, edit, etc...Posted by The_Crackhead on 2006-01-15 at 04:41:02

^Is shot twice in the neck by a trash-talking gangster who zooms in on a motorcycle, yelling "YO SUGARCANE WHITIE BASTAD!!"

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lithium on 2006-01-15 at 05:49:50

The_Crackhead dies at the natural age of +3 days of whatever his age is right now, because he has watched too much porn without eating, sleeping, releasing gas, releasing liquid, and drinking.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by SkuLL on 2006-01-15 at 08:51:52

Lithium will die from fatness.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Screwed on 2006-01-15 at 10:24:22

Skull will hammer a nail into his temple.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by SkuLL on 2006-01-15 at 11:02:36

Screwed will get owned by a Zergling in his dreams.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Screwed on 2006-01-15 at 11:29:24

Skull will get owned by Screwed in his dreams.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-01-15 at 11:39:36

Screw is accidently mistaken for Infested Kerrigan and killed by Zeratul. Oh noes!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-01-15 at 12:21:41

^ Massacred by monkeys

Report, edit, etc...Posted by SkuLL on 2006-01-15 at 12:34:40

Horror dies from a group of Broodlings.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Darktossgen(MM) on 2006-01-15 at 14:23:31

Skull dies from a fatal skeleton bite. OWNAGE!!!!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by RJ_Fighter on 2006-01-15 at 15:00:53

Cancer shall kill you.

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