Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-05 at 17:40:20
The shades, to kill him, hit him with a bat.
His head flew off and knocked Kingra unconcious, while, for some ill-explained reason, Kingra was standing in the middle of a desert.
His head flew off and knocked Kingra unconcious, while, for some ill-explained reason, Kingra was standing in the middle of a desert.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2005-08-05 at 17:43:26
For some reason ezdays head is still alive and i eat it...yum 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-08-05 at 17:53:20
lonely duck dies
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2005-08-05 at 18:05:00
Warhammer dies because he didn't state a reason in which lonley duck dies.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-08-05 at 18:14:51
big kahoona dies
OWNED!!
OWNED!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2005-08-05 at 18:18:09
`BiG~kAhOoNa` falls on Warhammers body after he dies. Since the weight of his big Kahoona holds you down, you can't get up. But then, you soon realize that he isn't dead... Know what I'm gettin at here? And you suffocate.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-05 at 18:20:27
In his death throes Warhamma punches you in the nose and you bleed to death.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-08-05 at 18:22:12
Through the nose? He bleeds to death through his nose!?! Riiight...
EzDay just randomly explodes
EzDay just randomly explodes
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-05 at 18:25:33
However, it turned out that my explosion wasn't "just random", and in fact had been induced by a special bio-warfare catalyst some mad scientist had created, and he was testing it on me.
He also tested it on Warhamma.
He also tested it on Warhamma.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-08-05 at 18:43:07
EzDay randomly explodes...
Alright, fine, heres something half not-spam...
Warhammer's explosion spread to Ezday. there.
Alright, fine, heres something half not-spam...
Warhammer's explosion spread to Ezday. there.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-05 at 18:44:59
Umm... how can you use my explanation of how my death's cause also killed you as a way to kill me again?
Obviously it must be an alternate universe, or we'd all have been dead looong ago.
In this new alternate universe, I didn't explode yet, and neither did you. I exploded first anyways.
Warhamma dies.
Obviously it must be an alternate universe, or we'd all have been dead looong ago.
In this new alternate universe, I didn't explode yet, and neither did you. I exploded first anyways.
Warhamma dies.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-08-05 at 18:47:53
Ezday dies
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-05 at 18:49:10
The God of Originality gets mad at Warhamma for using the same kill as I did without atleast one post inbetween. Being a God, killing Warhamma isn't exactly the hardest thing ever.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-08-05 at 18:52:22
Warhamma comes back to life and flips the god of originality the bird, which angered him, so the god fired his Toaster Gun (Its original...?) at warhamma, but warhamma quickly dodged the toast, and it hit EzDay and killed him.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2005-08-05 at 18:55:58
This thread is ridiculous. So you all die in a ridiculous manner.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-05 at 18:56:55
You included for participating in it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kingra on 2005-08-05 at 19:14:51
Everyone on EzDay's Respect list stabs EzDay through all his vital organs.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-05 at 19:28:33
Kingra is killed by a giant mob of Pokemon-haters that think his name is a reference to it.
I kill them all for making such a mistake.
I kill them all for making such a mistake.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2005-08-05 at 19:34:24
EzDay is killed by the man on goatse.cx. No, not the guy on the front page. But THE GIVER! Just think how.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2005-08-05 at 19:35:52
Jet Li will drop-kick Kahoona into a pool of sharks where his flesh will be torn from his body and consumed.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-05 at 19:40:36
Pekkel thought that Jet Li and Kahoona were just playing some game, and so he decided to join in by jumping in the pool.
This way, only half the sharks attacked either Pekkel or Kahoona, making their deaths twice as long and painful
This way, only half the sharks attacked either Pekkel or Kahoona, making their deaths twice as long and painful
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Yenku on 2005-08-05 at 19:49:02
"Ima piss in yo' face and fart in yo' mouth!" -Scary Movie 2
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kingra on 2005-08-05 at 21:23:02
Kingra puts a flame in the Vodka bottle of Yenku's Avvie and smashes it in his face, leaving him to burn down.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-05 at 21:53:23
The bottle, upon contact with Yenku's face, explodes, killing them both.
EDIT: And only they died, so no "EzDay was nearby and thus was also killed."
EDIT: And only they died, so no "EzDay was nearby and thus was also killed."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IDontChat on 2005-08-05 at 22:19:09
Above person gets pwn3d by a Half-Life garg.