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Report, edit, etc...Posted by (DI)Yulla on 2006-01-16 at 15:28:42
LOL!!!!!

Wilhelm was ran over by the serial killer that killed Falcon_A a post ago...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2006-01-16 at 15:31:06
Procuress becomes a cereal killer and is arrested for shooting the Trix rabbit and Cap'n Crunch.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (DI)Yulla on 2006-01-16 at 15:42:45
LOL!!!!

FatalException became FatalAcception and dies after accepting that fact that he is the CEREAL killer
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SkuLL on 2006-01-16 at 17:01:46
procuress will die because he got too obsessed with eragon.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-01-16 at 21:19:18
That little Marine guy happens to represent skull's soul. Upon learning this, I drive to the building containing SEN's server and proceed to bash it with a baseball bat, thusly killing everyone whose lives are dependant upon this site.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-01-16 at 21:33:08
After getting chlorea and prompt treatment Wil is strangled by his tubular casting. (Look it up.)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-01-16 at 21:33:46
Syphon dies from not being killed by me in a long time.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-01-17 at 01:17:49

Doodan is mistaken for a Doodad and is stuck in a lame map forever.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Red2Blue on 2006-01-17 at 01:45:56
Gets pwn't by me.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-01-17 at 01:46:31

Explodes due to lies in above post.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Red2Blue on 2006-01-17 at 01:47:38
Porn.... bad you bad...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-01-17 at 01:48:21

Eaten by a squid.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Red2Blue on 2006-01-17 at 01:49:24
Eaten by a carrot.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-01-17 at 01:50:55

[progress]0[/progress]<---Life meter runs out.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lithium on 2006-01-17 at 09:50:58
Demaris suffocates because that bar was actually demaris's heart rate.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KABOOM on 2006-01-17 at 12:23:30
Lithium played halo even when he was told that there city was gonna be nuked...so hes sitting on his couch and then KABOOM biggrin.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2006-01-17 at 16:33:54
Kaboom gets strapped to a rabid horse and taken far far away where he was murdered
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-01-17 at 18:11:49
Insane is left in a haunted mental assylum to die
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lithium on 2006-01-17 at 19:15:56
horror scared himself to death.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SkuLL on 2006-01-17 at 20:03:22
Lithium made a dumb map and was banned from SEN. (so he died because he can't live without sen).
Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2006-01-17 at 20:06:20
^a emo kid with rabies came along and ate him alive
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SkuLL on 2006-01-17 at 20:21:25
n2o-simpsons's head ended up like the ones in his avatar.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-01-17 at 20:40:36
^ red2blue freezes his gonads and paints one red and one blue before i come along and crush them.

that didnt really kill you, but you soon commit suicide after not being able to um..."perform"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-01-18 at 01:12:29

^Dies due to responding to wrong post.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-01-18 at 02:43:20
^Dies due to forgetting to breathe.
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