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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sie_Sayoka on 2006-01-18 at 02:44:38

looks up in a rainstorm with his mouth open

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-01-18 at 02:45:20

I pour molten hot gold down Sie's throat.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sie_Sayoka on 2006-01-18 at 02:50:28

at least im rich and dead ._.

eats cyanide

doodan join ze comcis!!!

http://www.staredit.net/index.php?showtopic=25779&st=0

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-01-18 at 10:50:34

^ cows assault him with the frowny face smiley

(edited...i got like 4 messages about too many emoticons LOL!!)

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-01-18 at 10:51:19

Eaten by a duck.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by KABOOM on 2006-01-18 at 12:40:16

^sadly started cutting himself and then shot his parents then in hatred his sister comes up to him and stabs him in the shoulder leaving him to die a painful death.

how do i think of these things its scaring me

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shadow-Killa_04 on 2006-01-18 at 19:46:08

Eaten by cockroachs to death.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by SkuLL on 2006-01-18 at 20:03:57

shadow will die of...

guess he got stranded on a deserted island.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-01-18 at 20:06:07

Skull is killed by a horny Sgt. Hartman (from full metal jacket).

There's a really bad joke there if you think about it for a minute.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by SkuLL on 2006-01-18 at 20:11:21

Doodan dies... from sadness

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lithium on 2006-01-18 at 20:24:56

skull is raped by syphon babies and then thrown in to hell.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-01-18 at 21:57:11

Lithium is smacked by Syphon. Unfortunantly, as mentioned early it's Syphon donig the smacking and his skull is imediantly crushed.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-01-18 at 21:58:15

^Ate the wrong shroom.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-01-18 at 21:59:40

^ Crushed by my ego, which then flows out and floods the world once more. Eat your heart out God.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Arbitrary on 2006-01-18 at 22:10:25

^Syphon is crushed by a falling Mini Moose and dies of antler-related complications.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shadow-Killa_04 on 2006-01-18 at 23:04:36

lol, antler related problems

Arbitary is assassinated by penguins

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-01-18 at 23:32:29

a magic ninja comes out of nowhere and dances in front of him flaunting his weaponry.

then he calmly leaves and shadow killa slips in the shower.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-01-18 at 23:39:28

Mind controlled and forced to commit suicide by my demon eyes:

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Arbitrary on 2006-01-18 at 23:43:36

^Demaris collides with a penguin in an airport terminal and explodes.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-01-18 at 23:46:48

Arbitrarily sentenced to death.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sie_Sayoka on 2006-01-19 at 00:21:09

death by floss

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Stilth on 2006-01-19 at 01:21:02

raped

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Arbitrary on 2006-01-19 at 01:22:41

Come on, you're just being lazy.

Dies of scurvy and chronic back pain, induced by inability to eat citrus fruit that is stapled to his spinal column.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shadow-Killa_04 on 2006-01-19 at 02:21:45

Goes back in time to the 11th century and dies from the plague after being brutaly raped and other milliscianidfywajkhakjsdfhlk (however you spell that) stuff.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sie_Sayoka on 2006-01-19 at 02:41:55

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raped

RAPED?!!! my poor poor anus

ubducted by aliens, is probed in specific places and has several organs studied. is tagged and released back into the wild. unfortunately he died from the fall.

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