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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shadow-Killa_04 on 2006-01-25 at 00:13:52
Is tortured to death by a shadow since I was not on duty.

Shadows must die.............
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (DI)Yulla on 2006-01-29 at 13:04:16
Shadows revenged for my previous death and choked him silly.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-01-29 at 20:41:52

Again, Mistaken for me and burned.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (DI)Yulla on 2006-01-31 at 19:49:47
The definition of heretic became "slow and painful death." So heretic changed his name immediately, but procuress figured it out and gave heretic a "slow and painful death."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-01-31 at 21:25:24
Eaten by Saphira.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-01-31 at 21:27:46
^ Chokes on Bush. Yes, he eats Bush.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2006-01-31 at 23:12:39
caught in a blender with his TNT
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (DI)Yulla on 2006-01-31 at 23:43:14
QUOTE(Voyager7456(MM) @ Jan 31 2006, 09:25 PM)
Eaten by Saphira.
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Im gonna cry... Im serious... crybaby.gif

Toothfairy got mad for the name and after killing him, she/he notices it was spelled toothfariy
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-01-31 at 23:56:27
procuress gets to meet Paul McCartney and faints from the excitement. When he faints, he falls off the yacht they were on (yes, the were on a yacht) and drowns.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2006-02-01 at 00:09:38
gets slap...I'll leave the rest to your imagination...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-02-01 at 01:09:40
^ Commits suicide Budd Dwyer style.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2006-02-01 at 01:18:53
sweet...

Gets killed by an infected organ by a disclosed organ donor shifty.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (DI)Yulla on 2006-02-01 at 07:06:59
Syphon babies from SEN Bar attack and chew lonely_duck's body
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-02-01 at 13:39:00
*Syphon eats procuress and his little dog too.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-02-01 at 13:57:32
Syphon also commits suicide Budd Dwyer style.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2006-02-01 at 16:48:12
Do-0dan kills his master, Doodan.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-02-01 at 16:50:27
CrimsonMagnum is killed by his arch-rival BlueColt.45Revolver
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (DI)Yulla on 2006-02-01 at 17:19:43
got cholesterolized after eating too much egg and died of heart attack
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2006-02-01 at 21:13:54
eaten by the bull who ate the cow who ate the dog who ate the cat who ate the spider who ate the fly. i dont know why he swallowed a fly. i suppose he died
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-02-01 at 21:22:12
Toothfairy is killed by The Snarl.

http://www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/GiantITP/ootscript?SK=275
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shadow-Killa_04 on 2006-02-01 at 22:32:50
Voyager dies of old age. Well, it might have been when I stabbed him with a knife through the heart but I'm not a doctor so I really don't know.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lyon on 2006-02-02 at 22:24:06
Shadow Killa 04 Accidently Pulls out a pin on a Grenade!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-02-02 at 22:54:37
Mysterious roundhouse kick related fatality.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shadow-Killa_04 on 2006-02-02 at 22:57:53
Syphon lit his fart on fire and he himself then caught on fire. A salt truck then pulled up next to him and dumped it all no him. Then at the hospital his heart was replaced with a baked potato and he died.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-02-02 at 23:00:08
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'Nuff said.
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