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[center]Granted, I'm not ing it up just beacuse it's a cool idea.

What if SEN got h3xx0red and died?[/center]

Granted, but you have to fight a flock of midgets to get it back.

I wish I could cure cancer.

Granted. You, however, have a heart attack.
What if your mother was really your grandmother and your grandmother was really your mother?

Wrong game, doofus. LOL! I tire necklace Wilhelm for his banjo-pickin ideas.

I wish I were the center of the universe.

Granted, but the center of the universe ends up being the center of a very large and very hot sun.

I wish that nobody would corrupt this wish, including the next poster and any previous posters.

Granted, but you die from malaria and nobody cares about your wish anymore

I wish tommorrow was Chirstmas.

[Technically you didn't grant my wish]

To bad dude your wish would end this whole topic how boring is that?

Granted but you got recycled.

I wish no wishes could be wished ever again in my wishes that i wish up.

granted but but no one listens to you so people still grant wishes

I wish i could have an infinate amount of uncurrupted wishes in which i can wish for what ever i desire.

Granted. Before you get your first wish granted, you get testicular cancer. See, that's why you shouldn't use that uranium hand lotion. I wish that this thread was now the what if thread.

GRANTED, uhhh u use the wishes for useless things and u suddenly wish for no more wishes
i wish i could live forever and never die and stay in good health


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STUPID WILHELM

Granted, but they change it back to the corruption of wishes thread
i wish i could live forever and never die and stay in good health

Granted, you have eternal life, but you are also frozen into place, so you stare in one direction for the rest of eternity. Nothing ever happens in front of you, besides maybe an occasional mouse moving by. I wish that "What if..." lasts for atleast fifty pages.

Granted but a terrorist deleted them all

I wish i had all the crayons in the world in my pocket.

granted, but you work in an old folkes home for free
i wish i had a life

granted but nothing every happens.
I wish I was Ron Burgundy.

Granted. But since I didn't bother to google him and find out who he was, I just kill you.

I wish there was a world wide holiday celebrating my birthday.

ok

u hit ur self with briks on the head (or w/e,,)
but u get brain damage...

i wish i had cheesecake

[center]Granted, but it's made from real cheese. It's rotten too.

I wish to listen to Phish.[/center]

whish granted but its a band that sucks that are also named phish and are not the popular ones

I wish i could win a trillion dollars and have no taxes that reduce the money that i get.

Granted, but you get it written as a check and the wind blows it away.
I wish I had more apple juice.