Then you'll die by tripping a shoe.
What if Wilhelm and 7-7 aren't the only ones who posts here?
Then I'd post here more often.
What if bottled water became bagged water?
That would be one wet bag!
What if people didnt care about who posted here?
Then I would still post here.
What if I died?
You would be dead and I dont care.
What if Cops were actually pigs?
I would think cops are delicious.
What if the human race is coming to extinction due to lack of food, and in five years the world will end. However, if you kill every retard and disabled people in the world, the world may have enough food to find a solution for the lack of food. If you refuse, everyone in the world will die. Think for a second... and answer.
Alright, let me think about this for a minute... Debate would come, people would be advised to have no more children to save food, the government would control all supplies. Debate would turn to violence, violence to war. War would lead to nuclear war, and the world population would decrease, solving the problem and eventually ending the war. Things would return to near-normal, research would continue to find solution.
What if I hadn't thought about that?
Where in the world would we be if you hadn't?
What if killing off retards and people on feeding tubes was the ONLY option to sae humanity? What if no one had the guts to get in your way?
Ummm then all retards would be dead!
What if someone did? would you kill them or what?
Possibly.
Ok, so five years pass, and all retards and people on life support are dead. The government says to you, "Ok, we need to eliminate one more group of people. We now need to get rid of everyone over 60 of age." What now?
All the people over 60 die.
ADD: What if the old people fought back and won?
Sad for all the young people, they diserve to die!
WHat if, crap your one of the young ones?
Then you'd be dead.
Tell me, do you have grandparents? What if I told you that you have to personally kill them. Not just shoot them, strangle them. Would you do it?
I wouldn't have to, that's a lousy system that would never be implemented by any government.
What if wizard stopped asking stupid moral/ethical questions in what is supposed to be a silly game?
Also, new rule: Don't continue what if scenarios beyond one question. Just ask something random and silly.
then he would be a little bit smarter...
what if... you discover you will die in 7 days?
This isnt the ring, I would make a copy of the tape, haha!
What if the sky falled only above your head?
I would prop it up with a stick.
What if you got hit by an anvil?
I would be hurt, I think
What if school wasnt so boring and gay?
So... You are saying that school is both boring and happy (true meaning of "gay") at the same time? You seem to contradict yourself.
What if 8 30 year old men jumped out of a bus and attacked you?
I would be protected at the last moment by a giant mutant snapper turtle.
What if you knew the recipe for the best hamburger ever?!
I'd be fat.
What if you accidently fell off the edge of a cliff, falling to your death only to realize that you had your parachute, but when you tried to pull the cord it didn't work, so you tried to pull to back-up chute, but IT didn't work, so you gave up?
I'd probably be caught by the Flying Elton John.
What if you won a contest and won a chance to meet the Flying Elton john?
I'd sell the chance.
What if the music in the background where I am wasn't so annoying?
Then... I would come join you where ever you are
what if a bear attacks you?
I'd kill it without remorse, because bears are the number one threat to America.
What if your head was a giant artichoke?