Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-05-17 at 01:47:00
Since it's been away and zombie-reviving threads is pretty popular nowadays, I'm reviving this topic.
Teh Rulez:
1. The person above you asks a what if. You must answer it if you're going to post. if you don't want to answer it, wait for someone else to.
2. Once you have answered, post a new "What if?"
3. Remember, Teh Dood iz Teh King of Teh Castle.
What if black people could fly?
Teh Rulez:
1. The person above you asks a what if. You must answer it if you're going to post. if you don't want to answer it, wait for someone else to.
2. Once you have answered, post a new "What if?"
3. Remember, Teh Dood iz Teh King of Teh Castle.
What if black people could fly?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by A_of_s_t on 2006-05-17 at 01:49:36
Then there would be a lot of chicken falling from sky.
WHAT IF Atlantis existed?
WHAT IF Atlantis existed?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-05-17 at 01:53:17
Then we could escape from the flying black people, black people can't swim.
What if you are somehow preserved in a stasis state for five hundred years then wake up to find out the world is ruled by a cult that worships the music of Fall Out Boy and all they play are their lousy songs 24/7 at a volume that vibrates you bones and penetrates any wall, so that it in inescapable torture for the rest of your life?
What if you are somehow preserved in a stasis state for five hundred years then wake up to find out the world is ruled by a cult that worships the music of Fall Out Boy and all they play are their lousy songs 24/7 at a volume that vibrates you bones and penetrates any wall, so that it in inescapable torture for the rest of your life?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by A_of_s_t on 2006-05-17 at 01:54:37
Id get an Uzi and shoot everyone
What if Whilems avatar was not kinky?
What if Whilems avatar was not kinky?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Eskimo Bob on 2006-05-17 at 16:19:14
Then it wouldnt bee whilhems avvie
What if somebody stole your computer
What if somebody stole your computer
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DarK on 2006-05-17 at 16:39:43
I'd ask Santa to get me a new one!
What if you go in a taxi one day, and the taxi driver is a mutated freak who hits the gas and drives with a speed of 120 miles into a building?
What if you go in a taxi one day, and the taxi driver is a mutated freak who hits the gas and drives with a speed of 120 miles into a building?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-05-17 at 16:40:38
I'd jump out of the taxi and tell you there is no Santa.
What if there was an answer to life?
What if there was an answer to life?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-05-17 at 16:53:18
Then that answer would be 42.
What if you found a magical eraser that would let you erase anyone's eyebrows?
What if you found a magical eraser that would let you erase anyone's eyebrows?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-05-17 at 17:06:24
I would blow it up 
What if explosives didn't really explode?
What if explosives didn't really explode?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-05-17 at 17:34:35
Then you could still erase anyone's eyebrows.
What if sharks could walk on land?
What if sharks could walk on land?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Raindodger on 2006-05-17 at 17:44:57
Then i'd learn to fly.
Why if wilhelm ate your babies?
Why if wilhelm ate your babies?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-05-17 at 22:25:01
then I'd have to kill him to protect my babies
What if chuck norris went after you in a dark alley way?
What if chuck norris went after you in a dark alley way?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by A_of_s_t on 2006-05-17 at 23:31:55
Then Id use silat on him and still get my face mashed in...
ROFL, isnt that from Life, the Universe and Everything.
What if F*** wasnt a word?
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Then that answer would be 42.
ROFL, isnt that from Life, the Universe and Everything.
What if F*** wasnt a word?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IanMM on 2006-05-17 at 23:45:31
QUOTE(Wilhelm @ May 17 2006, 12:52 PM)
Then that answer would be 42.
No that's from the hitch hikers guid.
People would speak nicer.
What if you bought the most expencive car and have it stolen the day after you bought it and you don't have a retrival system?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by A_of_s_t on 2006-05-17 at 23:48:27
I'd ask the mafia to track the man down and kill him and they could have the car as payment.
Life, the Universe and Everything.... You didnt read all three of the series, did you...
What if everyone drove golfcarts instead of cars?
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No that's from the hitch hikers guid.
Life, the Universe and Everything.... You didnt read all three of the series, did you...
What if everyone drove golfcarts instead of cars?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IanMM on 2006-05-17 at 23:52:30
No only seen the movie but gonna read the books.
I could drive then!
What if I patented and sold my hovercar Idea?
I could drive then!
What if I patented and sold my hovercar Idea?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by A_of_s_t on 2006-05-17 at 23:56:02
Then you'd be shot by bill gates and hed take you idea.
What if I asked to close this topic?
What if I asked to close this topic?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-05-18 at 08:47:52
I'd say "Cluck you!"
What if half of the SEN members were girls?
What if half of the SEN members were girls?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-05-18 at 09:30:38
I would visit SEN more often 
If there would be only 1 girl on SEN...
If there would be only 1 girl on SEN...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IanMM on 2006-05-18 at 13:50:20
I wouldn't.... care
What if apple bought windows?
What if apple bought windows?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Raindodger on 2006-05-18 at 15:09:13
I'd still use the computer i have now.
What if you were kicked out of your house, and had nowhere to go (no friends/relatives)?
What if you were kicked out of your house, and had nowhere to go (no friends/relatives)?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by NeoNightmareX on 2006-05-18 at 17:01:49
QUOTE(Raindodger @ May 18 2006, 02:08 PM)
I'd still use the computer i have now.
What if you were kicked out of your house, and had nowhere to go (no friends/relatives)?
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What if you were kicked out of your house, and had nowhere to go (no friends/relatives)?
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Id work the streets with your mom.
What if, you were trapped on a plane, with snakes, and the snakes could spit out lava, so you could either try to fight them off, get burned by the lava, go hide, let them burn up the plane and you crash, or you get poisoned by the poisonous lava and die from poison related burns?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by A_of_s_t on 2006-05-18 at 18:36:54
id use a parachute and leave the plane...
What if no one asked stupid questions?
What if no one asked stupid questions?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by NeoNightmareX on 2006-05-18 at 18:37:42
this thread would be dead
what if it was?
what if it was?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Noober on 2006-05-18 at 18:44:38
It was.
What if 1+2=4?
What if 1+2=4?