Suffers severe spinal injuries when trying to mimick the dance in his signature.
^Your coffee was poisoned.
^Should've looked both way before crossing the active volcano.
^dies from going to my highschool
^Cuts the wrong wire while diffusing a bomb
^ crushed by a falling muffin, oh noes!

^Gets jumped by a mob of zombies
Tried to have a cunning plan but fell off his desktop which he cleverly tried to climb.
Damn, was aiming for Voyager

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^Threw a brick above his head and forgot about the laws of phisics
^ Got hit on his head with a coconut*
^Stood in the middle of a lighting storm holding a 10 ft metal rod
^ Got killed by messing with a vortex of impending doom and throwing fire into it, resulting in an explosion that burned his room.
^Got bored of this topic and left
, while leaving tripped on an open electrical wire. ^Went skydiving without a parachute.
^ Gets constipation and its stuck so his butt explodes. EWWWW!!
^Get severe diarrhea. Poop cannot stop coming out of your butt and soon you dehydrate and die.
^ Tries to crack his neck but goes to far and really breaks itand is stuck in position but when he tries to get it back into the right position his head snaps off.

^Looks both ways before crossing the street, but then a car falls from the sky and lands on him,
Germans raid Doodan's bedroom.
^ Sings a a song with a high note but sings it to loud and blows his head up!
(I'm good at this game)

^The Falc raids Dada's bedroom.
^Agent Smith comes and does matrix on your ass.
Got himself a lit dynamite
Dies from my 007 goldeneye proxy mine! *throws on wall* FEEL IT!!!!!
Dies in an explosion similiar to his avatar.