Get's RAWRZED by a crashing mod I make.

Gets darkly tossed into the sewer by some dude named Gen
^ he and i turn into falcons and do a 1 on 1 battle. we are evenly matched, however chuck norris appears and shoots him down with a shotgun as i fly away.
Gets owned by Chuck Norris
^Dinosaur lays a poop on you.
Gets screwed by a screwed hooker.
^tried to fark with the guy from saw 2. Put nicely, Crimson had a bad idea.
Found a screw and screws it onto a motorcycle wheel.
The guy who owns the motorcycle then proceeds to destroy Falcon.
THE END
... what?
^ dude on motorcycle turns around and runs crimson over. however this does practically nothing, but crimson doesnt give a damn and lays there till he's crushed by a whale that fell from the sky.
The whale that fell from the sky explodes by an unknown terrorist that lives down your neighborhood. The whatever-is-left-over lands om Falcon's head and he is no more.
^ Dies from spelling the word "on" wrong.
QUOTE
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LOL stupid me.....
^dies from excessive spamming on Null forum
^dies from hypocracy

^Dies from hypocrisy. Or maybe it was when we clubbed him with seals...
v Dies from the smell of their mother's underdrawers.
nah, UR MOM!
(Yes, I had to post that.)
^Dies from posting in this topic to much.
Neal on his Avvie becomes agitated with his ignorance, and kills him with the secret kung fu ice cream attack move.
QUOTE(DeadlyInnocence @ Feb 28 2006, 06:46 PM)
Neal on his Avvie becomes agitated with his ignorance, and kills him with the secret kung fu ice cream attack move.
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NEO from the Matrix gets pissed that you called him Neal and punches you so hard that his fist goes right through you.
QUOTE(Doodan @ Mar 1 2006, 02:15 PM)
NEO from the Matrix gets pissed that you called him Neal and punches you so hard that his fist goes right through you.
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man the idiot took a gut punch and incidently swallowed teh chinballs =(ยง
^Yodeling contest gone horribly wrong^
A creature from the night will come and snap the neck of his victim with little effort, and drag the lifeless body into the depths of hell.
the creature from the night comes back at you and kills you too. Then poor you, your dead body is chomped on by the zombies and the Syphon babies.
However the zombies smell the fresh meat that is lurking and comes to kill you in a gruesome, horrific fashion, and begin to chomp on the freshly killed dead body.
The person above me will die from tripping over all of his video game controller cords and breaking their neck from hitting their head off the wall in an unusual way.